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✿˚•.¸.•*✿TODAY is a NEW DAY! You can start fresh ~ wipe the slate clean and BEGIN AGAIN ~ Today you can embrace kindness~ practice compassion ~ stand up for justice ~ talk to strangers ~ ask for help ~ offer hope ~ listen with your whole heart ♥ work for the common good ~ love well ~ YOU CAN BE THE CHANGE YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD ✿˚•.¸.•*✿

(¯`✫´¯)Folks may call you different, they may say that you can’t win, but it’s not what’s on the outside – It’s what you have within! ~✫Why try so hardto fit in when you’re born to stand out!!(¯`✫´¯)

The third time I hear the same person say "Hey, I'm only hum
lucky enough for you i am a doctor. Now i can already clearly see whats wrong with you so what I'm gonna do for you is write you a prescription for 2 testicles

(✿◠‿◠) It's strange how people look at you funny when you run down the street naked with a knife in your hand!٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

(★◠‿◠)Don't complain of being stung by the thorn of the rose. Nobody wants to hear about your little prick!! (★◠‿◠)

There's NOTHING more dangerous than a closed mind!! ~

★*´¯`*★ Though my soul may set in darkness, It will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly To be fearful of the night~ Nite all sweetest dreamzzz ★*´¯`*★

lucky enough for you i am a doctor. Now i can already clearly see whats wrong with you so what I'm gonna do for you is write you a prescription for 2 testicles

My beautiful Marley, still a bit groggy after his op this morning but he's had something to eat .... devastating blow to find out he's got an enlarged heart, which is life threatening .... too much heartache this year, losing Chico in April and Babe in June .... just hope the meds help but quietly saying a prayer too ♥ ~~~ LOVE my FURBABIES SOOOOO MUCH!!!! ♥❉•¨¯` •*(♥◠‿◠)

~ So, Marley had his procedure at the vets today, but there were complications with the anaesthetic, his breathing became erratic so they had to do scans and they found out he has an enlarged heart ... they'd previously reassured me that his heart/lungs were fine!!! ..... so he'll be on heart meds for the rest of his life .. goes back Friday to check on his recovery from the op! Been a stressful day :(( ~

¯\(©¿©)/¯ NUTS ¯\(©¿©)/¯

Skeptics do it with their EYES OPEN!!!!!

God made me an athesit, who are you to question his wisdom!! lol ;)))
♥ May you have enough happiness to make you sweet ♥ enough trials to make you strong ♥ enough sorrow to keep you human ♥ and enough hope to make you happy ♥

I just dont get it ... many of you say you dont like animals being used and abused, yet u contribute to that abuse by eating them""" ...... WTF's all that about? U either give a shit or u dont, make ur mind up either way!!!

❉•¨¯` COMPASSION: Has eyes and ears to sense suffering, hands to relieve it, a heart to sooth it, and a voice to cry out against it ~ forcing the world to listen! •¨¯` •*❉•

✯★ •¨¯`•☽★ Oh look, my overly inviting, comfy, squishy bed ~ I'm outta here, Zzzzzzzzzzzz *head hits squishy pillow* Nite nite ALL ✯★ •¨¯`•☽★

★*.¸.*★I get knocked down, but I get up again, ur NEVER gonna keep me down!★*.¸.*★

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I fail to comprehend how u can continue to function with an IQ three degrees below dog sh*t !!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠"It really annoys me when people get 'your' and 'you're' mixed up. I think there idiots" by O.C.D. Grammar Freak⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

♥•.¸.•♥ It's about LOVE
It's about compassion
It's about kindness
And Faith
It has nothing to do
with Luck
You get what you give
SO GIVE GOOD ♥•.¸.•♥

~ The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered “Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.” ~

❉•¨¯` The difference between a helping hand and an outstretched palm, is a twist of the wrist ~ Laurence Leamer ~ •¨¯` •*❉•

A simple thought ....
I need to stop using my past as an excuse for my present actions and behaviors. I mean yes, psychology speaking, my past is the reason I am who I am right now. But I can’t keep hiding behind it every time I do something that I don’t like. “Well this happened when I was little so that’s why I do this,” or “well she treated me like this a long time ago so I learned to see things ...this specific way.” I think it’s okay to figure out why I do the things I do, but I can’t just leave it at that. I need to figure out why I do things in order to change my behaviors. I can’t let these things take over and control me for the rest of my life. My life is in my own hands and every moment I have the power to change it

~♥~Arguments stem from our own fear or pain. When upset occurs, check out what’s going on inside of you rather than getting angry. The Truth is that we usually aren’t upset for the reasons we think we are...

(©¿©) "I don't understand why people feel the need to take hard drugs. I mean, haven't they ever heard of Monopoly?" ~ Insp. Fowler (Rowan Atkinson) ~ Thin Blue Line (©¿©)

(❀◠‿◠)‎'...Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." When Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China...' (❀◠‿◠)

彡♥☆彡 It isn't what you have in your pocket that makes you thankful, but what you have in your HEART彡♥☆彡

THE WORLD IS DANGEROUS ~ Not because of those who do harm, but because of those who look at it without doing anything ~ Albert Einstein ~──────────¸,/\°`''`°/\,,──────​────
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MEOW!!!! Hope you have a wonderfully PURRfect day! ♥

(✖‿✖ ) Definition of a human being: "An intelligent creature (allegedly) that cuts trees down, makes paper out of them and then writes "Save Trees" on the paper! (✖‿✖ )

　✯°¤.¸.¤✯ When we are no longer able to change a situation... We are challenged to CHANGE ourselves"✯°¤.¸.¤✯

(☀◠‿◠)I make no apologies for the fact that I post the same things from time to time, after all I'm an ECO GIRL who LOVES to recycle and I dont see why FB should be an exception!! (☀◠‿◠)

~♥~ A halo of patience and a less sporadic pace and I'm learning to be brave in my beautiful mistakes ~♥~

(❉◠‿◠)Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny!!!!(❉◠‿◠)

*•Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ•* If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought ever again!•Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ•*

☆•*¨★¨*• Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain!☆•*¨★¨*•☆

CHOOSE being KIND over being right and you'll be RIGHT every time ~ Richard Carlson ~

CHARACTER ... is doing the RIGHT thing when nobody's looking ~ J.C. Watts ~

彡♥☆彡If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees ! 彡♥☆彡

(♥◠‿◠) No outfit is complete without a few cat hairs!! (♥◠‿◠)

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐Don't put words in my mouth, that's where I put my feet ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆There is always, always, always something to be thankful for ... and at this precise moment in time, it's MY BED!! Nite all z z z z z ✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆

\(©¿©)/ Cameron looked at Clegg, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a £1,000 out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Clegg shrugged and replied, "I could throw ten £100 notes out of the window and make ten people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot of plane said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 65 million people VERY happy."!! \(©¿©)/

"When you cut facilities, slash jobs, abuse power, discriminate, drive people into deeper poverty and shoot people dead whilst refusing to provide answers or justice, the people will rise up and express their anger and frustration if you refuse to hear their cries. A riot is the language of the unheard." Martin Luther King Jr via Criminal Chalkist
Why cant we just LEAVE THE ANIMALS THE F*CK ALONE???? ..... ur NEVER gonna get a pack of polar bears or wolves pitching up in our back yards so why the hell do we think its ok for us to do the same to them???

¯\(©¿©)/¯ WHAT IS that Hansel and Gretel trail all about on FB? WHY the f*ck would u even wanna see what other peeps have been up to unless ur a voyeuristic perv?? Message to Bacefook: DITCH the trail FGS!!!¯\(©¿©)/¯

In order to love me as a friend you must understand that I am an animal lover. My heart is broken regularly and filled with sadness for those animals that are not loved. That are not treated with kindness and respect. That do not know kind words and gentle hands. Every animal is worthy of a stable environment, food, water, affection and humane care. If you feel the same way post this on your wall

(✦‿✦) You're so vain, I bet you think this status is about YOU!!!!(✦‿✦)

Wars were never won with protests, soldiers didn't step back in fear and take notice of banners, wars are only won one way......yet because we care too much about all life, our kindness is our greatest weakness and our biggest downfall!!

~✲~ The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago... had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. ~Havelock Ellis, The Dance of Life, 1923 ~✲~

♥"To the world you may be just one person, but to one life you may be the world!♥

‹(•¿•)›Being "ALMOST" vegan is like being a "little bit pregnant" ~ u either are or u aren't u NUMPTIES!! Oh dear dog, GIVE ME STRENGTH ‹(•¿•)›

★¸¸.☆.¸¸ . ✶Twenty years from now you'll be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do ~ Live LIFE to the full ~ EXPLORE ~ D*R*E*A*M ~ DISCOVER!! ★¸¸.☆.¸¸ . ✶

¯`*•.¸¸v´¯`*I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. ¯`*•.¸¸v´¯`*

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Women are born angels. When someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. Be warned. We are flexible like that. Keep posting this girls! ☆•*¨*•.¸¸¸.•*¨*•☆•*¨*•¸¸¸.•*¨*​•☆•*¨*•¸¸¸.•*¨*•☆•*¨*•¸¸¸.•*¨*​ •


★*´¯`Will u look back on life and think "Im glad I did" or "I wish I had"??*´¯`*★

≈♥♡≈Don’t apologize ~ EVER ~ for doing what is right. Find your inner badass, and stand up and let yourself be counted for!!!! ≈♥♡≈

(©¿©)I grew up in a tough area. When I was a kid, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the Gateau. (©¿©)

So bleak is the picture, that the bulldozer and not the atomic bomb may turn out to be the most destructive invention of the 20th century. ~Philip Shabecoff, New York Times Magazine, 4 June 1978

★❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*Positive Energy Vibe Zone ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*★

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Bob said "The other day, I was cleaning the attic out with the wife .... filthy, dirty and covered in cobwebs ... but she's good with the kids!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(©¿©)If you love something set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesnt come back, it was never yours to begin with . But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesnt appear to realise that you had set it free ... you either married it or gave birth to it!!! (©¿©)
SMALL MINDED PEOPLE THINK SMALL THOUGHTS!!

☠ ≍●†"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth" ~ Dawn of the Dead 1978 ☠ ≍●†

✯ Random conversation with a nurse today, and it came around to health and diet, and I couldnt believe my ears when she uttered the immortal lines we've all heard a million times: "Wow, so ur vegan, so do u eat fish?" ~ DOH!! Didnt expect that from someone in the medical profession to be honest !! Maybe I need to lower my expectations of people, lol :) ✯

❈¸.•*´¯`❈Don't care what you earn, where you live, what you drive, whether you're gay or straight, fat or thin, tall or short, beautiful or average, rich or poor, smart or not, sick or healthy. If you're my friend, you're my friend. I accept you for who you are, and that's all that counts. If you feel the same, steal this status from me, your friend, like I just did from another friend (except I added some dazzles, lol) .❈¸.•*´¯`❈

❀¸¸.❀Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional!❀¸¸.❀

It's about time we split the human race into 2 subspecies, Angels and Demons. Those that allow any life to suffer, directly or indirectly, through ignorance or intentionally, for financial or self gain, are demons wishing to bring this planet to a state of hell and us that protect life are angels, wishing only for peace and all life to prosper without harm.

◆◇The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot!! ◆◇

Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you ✦•.¸.•✦

✶*´¯`*✶Every great DREAM begins with a dreamer ~ Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the PASSION to reach for the S*T*A*R*S to change your world!!✶*´¯`*✶

HOW COME YOUTUBE AND FB HAVE ISSUES (I.E. DELETING AND REMOVING) WITH ANIMAL RIGHTS YET WILLFULLY DISPLAY VILE, NASTY, CRUEL VIDEOS AND GROUPS RELATING TO ANIMAL ABUSE AND SUFFERING???????

•*¨★¨*• "People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."•*¨★¨*•

¯\(©¿©)/¯ If you never saw it with ur own eyes or heard it with ur own ears, don't think it with your small mind and spread it with your big mouth!¯\(©¿©)/¯

(❉◠‿◠) A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a peculiar thing really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they rip your paper to pieces, chuck your pens on the floor, and dance on the keyboard ~ diverting your attention AWAY from your writing and onto THEM!! Oh the joys of kittycathood!!! (❉◠‿◠)
"Our exploitation of land, animals and people as economic resources is part of a long-standing human culture of domination. This cultural mindset has led to the unabashed use of animals like commodities, with complete disregard to their interests, human health or the impact on the environment." -- Nil Zacharias

ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩▬▬●▬​▬ஜ۩۞۩ * BEAUTIFUL SOUL AWARD!**** You rock!! I truly appreciate you. I think you're a wonderful Person ♥♥♥ ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩​▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩.


The doctor asked me if I drank alcohol. I said no. We laughed.

¯\(©¿©)/¯ Husband and wife in front of TV.........husband keeps on switching channels with the remote: golf/porn, golf/porn, golf/porn. Eventually the wife had enough: "could you perhaps just leave it on the porn channel? You already know how to play golf"!!!¯\(©¿©)/¯

★❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my kid brother, Wayne, 40 today!!!!! Chill out, take it easy and Stay Positive!! ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*★

☆*´*.ღ ¸.•*☼ So many religious peeps are so caught up in the whole "life after death" hype that they end up forgetting to have a "LIFE BEFORE DEATH" ~ Sad but true .... u only get one life, you should LIVE IT! ~ THIS IS IT!!!!!☆*´*.ღ ¸.•*☼

Just had a MASSIVE argument about the programme Man, Woman, Wild ~ Mexico ....me saying: "but they're NOT actually surviving, they're doing it on PURPOSE" ... and the other saying "THEY ARE surviving" .. WTF, they went there of their own accord, no-one forced them, they're killing animals JUST for the sake of it, THEY'RE NOT SURVIVING FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(☀◠‿◠)The older I get, the more I desperately cling to my immature side! (☀◠‿◠)

✿˚•.¸.•*✿ Had a GREAT day with Jess, had a lovely nature walk, paddled in the stream, played in the park, walked my dogs, trampolining, basketball, football, jewellery making and all round GOOD TIME!! ~ Oh HAPPY days ✿˚•.¸.•*✿

♥ A kind and compassionate act is often it's own reward ♥ ~ William John Bennett ~

(☀◠‿◠)The older I get, the more I desperately cling to my immature side! (☀◠‿◠)

It's true that animals are not as intelligent as human beings. They've not figured out how to build weapons to slaughter each other over resources, how to manipulate food to make themselves fat and sick, how to hate and kill over skin and sexuality differences, how to endanger their very existence on the planet." Gary Smith ~

¯\(©¿©)/¯"You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself" ~ 5th Amendment: understood by NOBODY on Facebook ¯\(©¿©)/¯


Little bizzi Bumble Bee
Buzzing around for all to see
Zipping around for hours and hours
Pollinating all my flowers.
Furry body, shiny wings
Be careful as sometimes he may just sting
Hunting around for nectar so sweet
Gorgeous food for him to eat ❀

~*❀*~ One day DREAM asked LIFE: "when will we all come true?" LIFE smiled and replied "NEVER, because that day you all come true, I'll lose my meaning" ~~ LIFE ENDS WHEN U STOP DREAMING ~*❀*~

★*´¯`*★ You just gotta let shit go and say "TO HELL WITH IT" .... and then move on!!! ~ Eminem ★*´¯`*★

(❀◠‿◠)My mother laughed at me when Itold her I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!! (❀◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Bob told me his wife rang him screaming "You've given me crabs you b*stard, how could you?" He said "Hang on there a minute, before you blame me, have a f*cking word with your sister!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

☆•¨¯`☆Try to bring me down and I 'll rise to the top .. Say I'm wrong and I 'll prove I'm right .... Tell me I can't and I'll show you I can ~ My Dad always did say I was a stubborn little so-and-so, lolzz ☆•¨¯`☆

◆ Peeps treat their cars and houses better than their bodies, CONTINUALLY in denial about the damage they're doing with drinking and smoking etc., despite the facts staring them straight in the face ... WISE UP, u only get one body, u should TAKE CARE of it, or die b4 ur time, SIMPLE AS THAT!!! ◆

~ Bigotry is being certain of something you know nothing about!!! ~

(♥◠‿◠) I just let my kitty, Jim, out and rushed out with such zest and vigour, he almost had an expression on his pretty little face that said "Oh, shit, I'm gonna be late AGAIN!!!!!!" ~ he's obviously got places to go and people to see, lolzzz (♥◠‿◠)

(❉◠‿◠)I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I don't want to sound paranoid, but I'm pretty sure people are following me.(❉◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠When I asked you for a flower, you gave me a garden ...... When I asked you for a stone, you gave me a statue ..... What are you...... DEAF? ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~✲~To the world, you may be just ONE crazy VEGAN ~ To the 95 sentient beings that you save from DEATH per year, you are "THE WORLD" ~✲~

(♥◠‿◠) I just let my kitty, Jim, out and he rushed out with such zest and vigour, he had this expression on his pretty little face that said "Oh, shit, I'm gonna be late AGAIN!!!!!!" ~ he's obviously got places to go and people to see, lolzzz (♥◠‿◠)

(✦◠‿✦) Dont ya just love the lines that men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' ~ What am I, a microwave? (✦◠‿✦)

The third time I hear the same person say "Hey, I'm only human," a tiny voice in my head says "Methinks thou dost protest too much!"

✿♥•.¸.•♥✿ If what you see by the eye doesn't please you, then CLOSE YOUR EYES and see from the ♥HEART♥ Because the heart can see beauty and L*O*V*E more than the eyes can ever wonder!! ✿♥•.¸.•♥✿

(❉◠‿◠) Did u blow Bubbles when u were younger??????? ...................... yeh? .. well he's back in town and he wants your number! LMFAO *naughty snigger* (❉◠‿◠)
You can spend minutes, hours, days, week or even months overanalyzing a situation, trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've, happened ... or you can leave the pieces on the floor and MOVE THE FUCK ON!!!!

(❉◠‿◠) My neighbour just asked if they can have a skip outside my house ..... I said "you can do cartwheels round the f'kin block for all I care" !! (❉◠‿◠)

(✦◠‿✦) When I say "word to the wise", what I really mean is "word to the stupid." (✦◠‿✦)

(♥◠‿◠) As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around my CHIHUAHUAS!! (♥◠‿◠)

TAKE SIDES ~ Neutrality helps the oppressor, NEVER the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, NEVER the tormented ~ Elie Wiesel ~

(☀◠‿◠) Gotta dash >>> places to go >>> people to see >>> world to save!!!! ~~ HAVE a nice day ALL!!! (☀◠‿◠)

♥ •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. ~Roald Dahl ♥ •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆

(♥◠‿◠) As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around my CHIHUAHUAS!! (♥◠‿◠)

MESSAGE to all u uncompassionate dickwits: "when u criticise US cos we're NOT saving the world, at least each one of us is doing SOMETHING to make things better, WTF r u doing??????"

☽ ☼ ☀☽Once the MOON winks at you tonight☽ I wish SWEET DREAMS embrace you tight ☼ Hope your day was quite all right ☀And now I bid you a fond GOOD NIGHT ~ Nite all Z z z z z☽ ☼ ☀☽

•.¸★¸.•RESPECT ALL LIFE •.¸★¸.•

(✿◠‿◠) VEGANS DO IT WITH THEIR EYES AND HEARTS WIDE OPEN!! (✿◠‿◠)

♫•*✰ "I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away!" ★♫♥

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠A salesman rings a doorbell and 10 year old little Johnny opens the door holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy, is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~ Humans are the only species capable of saving the planet, yet ironic that we're the ones destroying it in the first place! ~

I honestly don't care if you eat raw foods, gluten-free, soy-free, low-fat, processed foods or whole foods. I only care that you don't eat animals and their secretions. Whatever it takes to get people to transition away from causing suffering and death to nonhuman animals needs to be the priority. Please keep this in mind in your outreach

★•¨¯`•★ We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.•¨¯`•★

(❉◠‿◠) WTF!!!!! Just seen a MASSIIIIVE spider in the bathroom, it was the size of a small dog ffs .... seriously .... I wouldnt exaggerate in a squillion years, lolzzz!!! (❉◠‿◠)

Some folks insist that believing in animal rights is like a religion. But religion asks followers to believe in things nobody can see, while animal rights advocates ask followers to see things nobody can believe ~ Craig Burton ~

❉•¨¯` •*Begin doing what you want to do now ☆ We're not living in eternity ★ We have only this moment ☆ sparkling like a STAR in our hand ★ and melting like a snow flake ❉•*.¨¯` •*❉

(✦‿✦) Murphy texts his wife and says "Mary, I'm having one more pint then I'll be home, but, if I'm not home in 20min, just read this text again!" (✦‿✦)

★*´¯`*★ Life can ALWAYS get worse, so quit moaning and appreciate what u got NOWWWWW!!!!! ..... no matter how little u think u got!!!★*´¯`*★

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~*✿*~The mind I l♥ve must have wild places •.¸❀¸.• a tangled orchard where dark damsons drop in the heavy grass •.¸❀¸.• an overgrown little wood •.¸❀¸.• the chance of a snake or two •.¸❀¸.• a pool that nobody's fathomed the depth of •.¸❀¸.• and paths threaded with flowers planted by the mind! ~*✿*~

"The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understand of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen" ~ Elizabeth Kubler Ros ~Dear Dangerous Dogs Act - I hear it's your 20th birthday today? I hope you have a miserable day and that you don't have any more birthdays - I want to hear the words that BSL is dead, where it should be. Thinking of all those innocents today who have died because of your ignorance and utter stupidity - oh, how I hate you with a passion!!!


(✿◠‿◠)You just called me a BITCH. Well, bitches are dogs, dogs bark, bark is from trees, trees are from nature and nature is BEAUTIFUL, so I'll take that as a compliment!(✿◠‿◠)

*.¸.*☆★ *´¯`*☀ "There's no place like Miami, there's no place like Miami" she said clicking her heels together 3 times ~~ Well it worked for Dorothy didnt it? lol ★ *´¯`*☀

¯\(©¿©)/¯ There was a little druggie, sat in a buggie, smoking a a pipe of weed, along came a spider and sat down beside her and sold her some acid and speed ¯\(©¿©)/¯

✯•¨¯`• ✯ The bad news is time flies ✯ The good news is you’re the pilot! ✯•¨¯`• ✯

(❀◠‿◠) Why did the woman cross the road?? More to the point, what's she doing out of the kitchen? (❀◠‿◠)

✯•*´¯`°✯ LOVE ƸӜƷ YOUR ƸӜƷ L*I*F*E (◠‿◠) ✯•*´¯`°✯

♥•.¸.•♥There is no♥ WISDOM ♥ greater than ♥ KINDNESS♥•.¸.•♥

To belittle, you have to be little

~ Humans are the only species capable of saving the planet, yet ironic that we're the ones destroying it in the first place!

♫•*✰ "I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away!" ★♫♥

♥ •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆Starting to suffer a bit of SUNSHINE Deficit Disorder - please take me away from all this, haha ♥ •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆

(✖‿✖ ) If you're offended by one of my status updates, please message me and I will completely change who I am and what I think is funny, just to please YOU!! (✖‿✖ )

(©¿©)There's a lot of stupid people in the world. I say we take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself!!(©¿©)

(©¿©)After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex bill woke up finding a really ugly woman next to him. Thats when he realised he had made it home safely (©¿©)

(©¿©) Bacefooks doing my HEAD RIGHT IN tonight, I might as well just come around to all your houses to leave a comment it might be quicker, lolzzz (NOT) (©¿©)

“The soul is the same in all living creatures, although the body of each is different.” — Hippocrates

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❀ •.¸* ♥ ღ˛°¸.•❀ Rest is NOT idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under the trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float across the sky is by no means a waste of time ~ John Lubbock ❀ •.¸* ♥ ღ˛°¸.•❀

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

♥ Did you know that those who appear to be really strong really are the most sensitive ♥ Did you know those who spend all their time protecting others sometimes really need someone to protect them? ♥ Did you know that 3 of the hardest things to say are: I love you ♥ I'm sorry ♥ and help me! ♥

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ BUM ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠The secretary walks into her boss's office and says, "Sir, may I use your Dictaphone?" Her boss says, "No, use your finger just like everybody else ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

* ♥ ღ˛° * You gotta take the good with the bad,
SMILE with the sad,
LOVE what u got,
and remember what u had,
learn to forgive, but NEVER forget,
learn from your mistakes, but never regret,
people change, things go wrong,
just remember LIFE GOES ON!!!!!!˛* ♥ ღ˛° * (❀◠‿◠)

✦•.¸.•✦GIVE but don't allow yourself to be USED ~ LOVE but don't allow your heart to be ABUSED ~ TRUST but don't be NAIVE ~ LISTEN to others but don't lose your OWN VOICE!✦•.¸.•✦

Lady says to her doctor "My husband has the habit of talking in his sleep. What should I give him to cure it? Doc says "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

"It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese." ~ Carl Sagan

彡◆☆彡If you don't LIVE FOR SOMETHING you will die for nothing!!彡◆☆彡

Life is not about dwelling on regrets and a bunch of "what if's". It's about moivng forward and learning from our mistakes!! ~

You'll NEVER leave where you are until you decide where you'd rather be!!!!


¯\(©¿©)/¯ Husband and wife in front of TV.........husband keeps on switching channels with the remote: golf/porn, golf/porn, golf/porn. Eventually the wife had enough: "could you perhaps just leave it on the porn channel? You already know how to play golf"!!!¯\(©¿©)/¯

One of my MANY bug bears is litterlouts ~ saw someone chuck a coke bottle on the floor and as always I challenged them about it, with them saying "well, I pay for it to be cleaned up anyway!!!" Doh, what a dickwit, some peeps really ARE as stupid as they look, me then telling him that maybe if he stopped littering the city then our council tax bills might not be quite as high! He looked "puzzled" ... idiot!!!

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I'm convinced there is no ideal family. Every family has a relative they would prefer to keep hidden ..... if you think your family doesn't have one ... then chances are it's YOU!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

　(◣_◢) A bit random, but I've NEVER understood other womens obsession with wanting BIG BOOBS ... WTF's all that about? (◣_◢)

☀ I was raised to say please and thank you, have respect for my elders, lend a helping hand to those who were in need, to hold the door for the person behind me, say excuse me when it was needed, and to love people for who they are, not for what you can get from them. I was taught to treat people the way that I wanted to be treated. If you were raised this way, please repost this ! ☀

~ I wonder why it is that the ignorant are often the first to open their mouths on subject they know absolutely nothing about? ~
MENTALLY DISTURBED and proud of it!!! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

˛* ♥ ღ˛° * You gotta take the good with the bad,
SMILE with the sad,
LOVE what u got,
and remember what u had,
Learn to forgive, but NEVER forget,
Learn from your mistakes, but never regret,
People change, things go wrong,
Just remember LIFE GOES ON!!!!!!˛* ♥ ღ˛° * (❀◠‿◠)

~ Whilst walking my dogs, came across a dead cat on the roadside, too sad ... phoned RSPCA who said I had to contact Refuse Collection!!!!! WTF, someones dearly loved kitty is now just a bit of rubbish apparently :S

(✖‿✖ )"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." " Great stuff, cos I never could before!" ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

♥ I've created an album and want to have pics of ALL my FB friends' animal friends in there ~ I'd be sooo grateful if you would oblige and send me a pic/pics of your furry or unfurry animal friends!!! ♥

(✦‿✦)I see stupid people. Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they wanna see. They don't even know that they're stupid. (✦‿✦)

how can u preach love, peace and compassion when u eat animals~ So many non-vegans use current laws and their religions to justify their violent choices. I sometimes wonder what else they are capable of, if laws and their religions would 'allow' it ~ They seem to be perfect little robots, programmed perfectly wrong, unwilling (or maybe unable?) to think for themselves! ~

A man had to go to the Dr. because, every time he had an orgasm, he started crying and throwing a temper-tantrum. He was diagnosed with Immature Ejaculation.

Dont judge peeps til you've walked in their shoes and then hope that u dont have to

•* ♥ ˚MAKE ˚✰˚ EVERY˛★* ღ˛° DAY* °♥ MAGICAL ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ

~ You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a siatuion, trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened .... or you can leave the pieces on the floor and MOVE THE FUCK ON!!! ~

❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* To LOVE is to risk not being loved in return ƸӜƷ To HOPE is to risk pain. ƸӜƷ To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing ƸӜƷ ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*

~♥~If you see someone in need, be it animal or human, HOLD OUR YOUR HAND .... one day u might be grateful that others are holding out their hands FOR YOU!!! ~♥~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠2 old ladies decided 2 have their portraits taken. One was nearly deaf. The photographer asked them 2 take a seat. The deaf 1 asked "What did he say" & the other told her he wanted them 2 sit down. Then the photographer asked them 2 sit closer so that he could focus the camera, and the deaf 1 asked "what did he say" and the other told her that he was going 2 focus and the deaf 1 asked "what, both of us???" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

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(☀◠‿◠) "If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people. They're the ones who keep having gay babies!!!"(☀◠‿◠)

　

~♥~When you feel that you have reached the end and that you cannot go one step further, when life seems to be drained of all purpose; what a wonderful opportunity to start all over again, to turn over a new page! ~♥~

　

♥Don’t wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident, and more and more successful!♥

I JUST DONT "GET" HUMANS!

~❀~Don’t apologize ~ EVER ~ for doing what is right. Find your inner badass, and stand up and let yourself be counted for!!!!! ~❀~

★*´¯`*★If u want to stand out, don't be different; BE OUTSTANDING ~ Meredith West ~ ★*´¯`*★

　

We vegans have all met people who take our veganism personally. They become defensive when we mention that we don’t eat meat or use any animal products. Some might go directly to the attack: "You think you’re saving the world?" or "Well I’m never going to stop eating meat". This last spoken as a challenge. I have often asked what’s the deal here? All I said was I don’t eat meat. I didn’t ask them what they ate or didn’t eat, I didn’t challenge anyone to a duel. What if I had said "I don’t eat bread"? Would the reaction be the same? Why not?

(❀◠‿◠) Walking my Chihuahua Phinn is like being a celeb, we're constantly mobbed, today she's had her pic taken with 2 random ladies, been kissed and smothered by a gaggle of teenage girls, ruffled by various adoring hands, and chased by 3 flirtatious male dogs!! Should rename her Cheryl Cole really, lolzzz (❀◠‿◠)

❀ Never hold back, never hesitate, always go for it all, and sometimes just be a dumbass and do something stupid, learn from your mistakes and dont waste a minute!!!! ❀

♥❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*I talk to him when I'm lonesome like;

and I'm sure he understands.

When he looks at me so attentively,

and gently licks my hands;

Then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes,

but I never say "no" to that.

For we all know I can buy more clothes,

but never a friend like that - MY DOG ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*♥

✿¨¯`• ✿¨¯`• ✿In the hopes of reaching the moon, men fail to see the ✿flowers ✿ that blossom at their feet.✿¨¯`•✿

(✿◠‿◠) ♥ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD, still finding it hard without you, missing you too much, my heart never stops hurting ..... LOVE U SO MUCH, u know that, RIP Paps, till we meet again!! ♥

☆..¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough!!! ☆.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆

* ♥ ღ˛° * Open your♥ heart ♥ and feed your S*O*U*L * ♥ ღ˛° *

❉•¨¯` •* You know what, I DESPAIR of human behaviour, so I'm off to Narnia/Bed to dream of a better world ... nite nite folks .. if only dreams came true!!!!! ❉•¨¯` •*

  

❤Saving ONE animal wont change the world ... but it WILL change the world for that ONE ANIMAL!!!!!❤

So ....... let me get this straight, u OBJECT to dogs and cats being abused, but u dont mind cows and pigs being MURDERED? ... why is that??? .... just asking, curious why u think there's a difference ... they're ALL sentient beings!!!!!

✦*´¯`*✦"Ah yes, truth!!!! Funny how everyone is always asking for it but when they get it they don’t believe it because it’s not the truth they want to hear." ✦*´¯`*✦

(✦◠‿✦) Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add
the age you will be this year,

The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world (✦◠‿✦)

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☆•¨¯`• Seven days without laughter makes one weak! *.¸.*☆

(✿◠‿◠)I would do anything for love but I wont do THAT!! ~~ *kinky* teeheehee **wink* (✿◠‿◠)٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

　

(★◠‿◠)Just to clarify matters "Yes I WAS dropped on my head as a baby" (★◠‿◠)

　

I Wish I Could See You One More Time
Come Walking Through My Door
But, I Know That Is Impossible
I Will Hear Your Voice No More
I Know You Can Feel My Tears
And You Don’t Want Me To Cry
Yet, My Heart Is Broken
Because I Can’t Understand Why
Someone So Precious Had To Die
I Pray That Life Will Give Me Strength
And Somehow Get Me Through
As I Struggle With This Heartache
That Was Caused By Losing You♥

★*´¯`*☀I can usually get a pretty good idea about someone by asking this question "What would you do if you had £I0 million? ★*´¯`*☀ ♥

　

~♥~(¯`·.·´¯) Off to get some much-needed Beauty Sleep - so u know what that means doncha? I may be gone for some time .... CYA next February!! lolzzzz, Nitey nite folkz z z z z z(¯`·.·´¯)

✦•.¸.•✦ Word of WARNING: The same fence that shuts others out shuts you in!!! ✦•.¸.•✦

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ I know this aint headline news, but some peeps are just ARSEHOLES!!!! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

☆*´¯`*☆Happiness resides not in possessions and not in gold; but in the feeling of happiness that dwells in the soul.☆*´¯`*☆

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Whats the difference between a woman with PMS & a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

♥ So many gods, so many creeds, so many paths that wind and wind, while just the art of being kind, is all the sad world needs ~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox ~ ♥

❈¸.•*´¯`❈Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. We get very little wisdom from success! ❈¸.•*´¯`❈

(❀◠‿◠) I'm well chuffed with the figures for my many additions to Status Shuffle .... I've added hundreds, and most get a min of between 400, but REALLY good figures on the others, with my top Add being 101,345 views, and 3,498 used, yipeeee, I'm sooo impressed !!! (❀◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ GET A LIFE NOW!! Was £24.99, reduced to £19.99: Available at selected Argos stores, while stocks last!! (only one life per customer) ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

◇*◆The opposite of good is not EVIL ~ the opposite of good is APATHY!! ◇*◆

★*´¯`*★Look * inside * yourself * and * find * strength!! ★*´¯`*★

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try."

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars."

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily." – Zig Ziglar

"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." – Confucius

Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind." – Bruce Lee

✦*´¯`*✦People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within." ✦*´¯`*✦

(☀◠‿◠) I LOVE NUTS!! ~~ oh well, you ARE WHAT U EAT!!! (☀◠‿◠)

✿˚•.¸.•*✿We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." ✿˚•.¸.•*✿

(☀◠‿◠)There was a young girl from Madras,

who had the most beautiful ass,

but not as you'd think,

firm, round and pink,

it was grey,

had long ears

and ate grass! (☀◠‿◠)

(☀◠‿◠) Two boys talking on their first day at school "My Daddy's an accountant, what does ur daddy do?" "My daddy's a lawyer" said one. "Honest?" said the other boy "No, just the regular kind"

 

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 ~ Evolution occurs during the brink of destruction. But part of evolution is LEARNING ~ so plant the seeds of compassion, instill a love and respect for all animals. Start early and change can happen ~ even before the need to evolve is upon us. ~

* ♥ ღ˛° *Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast." – William Shakespeare * ♥ ღ˛° *

　

(✖‿✖ ) WORDPLAY is SOOOO wasted on some peeps, I have to draw diagrams to explain some jokes .... different wavelengths?? ...more like different bloody planets, arrgghhhh, give me strength!!!!(✖‿✖ )

♥•.¸¸.•♥SHARE ♥ A♥ LITTLE ♥ LOVE ♥ TODAY ♥•.¸¸.•♥

★❉•¨¯` • DREAM as if you'll live forever, LIVE as if you'll die today ~ .¸.* ❉•¨¯` •*

HATE people who chew gum NOISILY .... feel like slapping them HARD!

SARCASM is a body's natural defense against STUPID

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my a$$!┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

~♥~Take what you want

Steal my pride

Build me up

Or cut me down to size

Shut me out...

But I’ll just scream

I'm only one voice in a million

But you aint taking that from me

Oh no you aint taking that from me

Cos when it all boils down

At the end of the day

Its what you do and say

That makes you who you are~♥~

(✿◠‿◠) I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you ... apparently the more you have the longer you live.(✿◠‿◠)

　

~ You say "we've always eaten animals since caveman days" ... and I say "yeh, but some of us have EVOLVED since then u throwback .. get back in ur cave !!!!!" ~

☀☽ ✯☽ ★Tired *✯☽* Yawn * ★*✯ NIte all ☀☽ ✯☽ ★

~ You say "we've always eaten animals since caveman days" ... and I say "yeh, but some of us have EVOLVED a bit since then u throwback .. get back in ur cave !!!!!" ~

❉•¨¯` •*I am the Pagan Man ~

I speak for all my kind,

When I criticise your point of view ~

your hollow state of mind.

You say that I'm an animal ~

well this at least is true,

I'm a thinking breathing human being ~

what the hell are you?•¨¯` •*❉'

　

* ♥ ღ˛° * You gotta take the good with the bad,
SMILE with the sad,
LOVE what u got,
and remember what u had,
learn to forgive, but NEVER forget,
learn from you mistakes, but never regret,
people change, things go wrong,
just remember LIFE GOES ON!!!!!!˛* ♥ ღ˛° * (❀◠‿◠)

ACHOOOOO!!!" *sneezes* ........If you're allergic to bullshit, drama, games, liars, & fake people keep this sneeze going....

 

✦ Had a bad day ... not sure where tomorrow takes me ... bed ..Nite .. ✦

*••.¸.•* I just don't know any more, its all getting a bit too much, need a MIRACLE!! •.¸.•*

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Poo! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

　

　

(❀◠‿◠) Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian!!(❀◠‿◠)

Learning to find your way through the dark is the only way to find the LIGHT ღ˛° * °♥ ˚ •

"If you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything."

In NEED of rescue CHIS, so many in US, just wish it were possible to rehome from there, dont get many here, and I would take ALL dogs if I could

☆•¨¯`☆Try to bring me down and I'll rise to the top ~ Say I'm wrong and I'll prove I'm right ~ Tell me I can't and I'll show you I can ☆•¨¯`☆

"Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there.

Theologians can persuade themselves of anything." - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm hoping to find a cure for hiccups. But i'm not holding my breath

♥•.¸¸.•♥SHARE ♥ A♥ LITTLE ♥ LOVE ♥ TODAY ♥•.¸¸.•♥

I have a theory that the world would be a safer place if everyone were forced to take IQ tests and had to display their results as warnings to the population.

 

☆*.¸.*☆Sometimes things will fall apart in order for other things to fall into place!! ☆*.¸.*☆

　

Today is the first day of the rest of my life"

 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Nathan Runkle.

DONT LEAVE PETS IN HOT CARS!!! U can download fliers here, or even make ur own, and dish them out when ur out and about to make peeps aware !!!!

♥ ღ˛° * °A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at." – Bruce Lee ♥ ღ˛° * °

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠The only horoscope you'll ever need goes like this: Planets are doing stuff, so it's a good day to do stuff but be prepared in case bad stuff happens!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠He called me ugly, I called him an ambulance ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

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If you can't take the blame for your failures, you are not worthy to take credits for your successes

☀•¨¯`•.¸¸.Follow ♥ •¨¯`•the .¸¸.☆Yellow •¨¯`•.Brick¸¸.♥•.Road ¸¸.☆ ☀*

　

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠You're getting old when you have the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got on a roller coaster!!!

•*¨★¨*• ♫Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle, And this'll help things turn out for the best... ♫ AND ....♫Always look on the bright side of life ♫ (♥◠‿◠)•*¨★¨*•

★ It's the most unhappy people who most fear change. ~ Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 ★

In the park yesterday, saw this lovely Staffie,gave her a little stroke, sadly she was with a Chavette & family, who promptly SCREAMED at the dog 4 NO REASON whatsof*cking ever, before KICKING THE DOG VERY HARD!!!!! Arrgghhhh, I WENT BALLISTIC, gave her a PIECE OF MY "FIRED UP" MIND, I dont care that they looked like smackheads, the park was heaving & no-one else gave a shit, spineless b*stards ~ I DESPAIR!!! :'(

　

~✦ ~Man is more shocked with wanton acts of vandalism against "things" than the habitual murder of our beautiful animal friends ~✦ ~

　

~♥~I wish the Rainbow Bridge had a phone, so I could hear your bark again. I thought of you yesterday and the day before that too. I think of you in silence and often speak your name. All I have are memories and pictures in a frame ... (and on my laptop) ~~ RIP Babe and Chico ~~ Repost this if you have a pet over the Rainbow Bridge that you miss from your life ~♥~

　

✦ • .¸.•✦YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE ~~ some peeps think that cos they can't save the world, then theres no point in doing anything, SO WRONG!!! ~*~* lots of tiny ripples can ultimately cause giant waves ...... tiny footsteps are better than none ✦ • .¸.•✦

¯`*V•.¸¸V´¯`*I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. ¯`*V•.¸¸V´¯`*

(©¿©)I grew up in a tough area. When I was a kid, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the Gateau. (©¿©)

　

"Cows produce milk for the same reason that humans do -to nourish their young-but calves born on dairy farms are taken from their mothers when they are just 1 day old so that humans can have the milk instead. Motherless and alone, they suffer from ulcers, diarrhea, pneumonia, and lameness. After 3 to 18 weeks of this deprivation they are trucked to the slaughterhouse and butchered

　

~✯~"You think I'm weird??? Your food consists of crushed pigs testicles, spinal cord, anal sphincter and hoof! How can you eat that shit and call Vegans weird? I mean, anal sphincter and hoof???? Wrapped up in pigs intestine, fried and called a sausage." ~ It's STILL a dead pig ~✯~

❉~❉When you decide to burn that bridge down, first make sure you can swim!!❉~❉

˚ ˚✰˚ ˛★* Make your S*M*I*L*E* change the world, but don't let the world CHANGE YOUR SMILE ?? ღ˛° ??* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ

(©¿©)Blonde goes to the doctors "Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm" ~ Doc asks "What are you taking for it?" ~ She says "pepper" (©¿©)

~*❀*~ One day DREAM asked LIFE: "when will we all come true?" LIFE smiled and replied "NEVER, because that day you all come true, I'll lose my meaning" ~~ LIFE ENDS WHEN U STOP DREAMING ~*❀*~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠It has come to my attention that some of my posts or comments might have offended some of you. If I have offended you, I apologize. If I have NOT offended you, please be patient. I will get around to you ALL eventually ~ please form an orderly queue! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

If you don't want to do it for animals, do it for the thousands that are dying of starvation ... 1lb of vegetables uses 25 gallons of water, 1lb of beef uses 5,214 gallons of water. GOING VEGAN REALLY CAN FEED THE WORLD!!!

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Face it, honey. Prince Charming aint coming ~ He's living with Mr. Right. ｡◕‿◕｡

　

After he saw a piglet slammed head first into a concrete floor, he began advocating for animals. He has led hundreds of events across the country, including protests outside pork and egg producer conventions, parade marches, and educational exhibits. The founder of Mercy for Animals, his work has saved countless animals' lives. The world is such a better place with him in it. His name is

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◆Animal activism is not about OUR "right to express our views", it's about "THEIR" RIGHT TO LIVE.◆

*☆*Money is neither my good nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether it's greedy and selfish or loving and caring!*☆*

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*☆*Money is neither my god nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether it's greedy and selfish or loving and caring!*☆*

~ I don't use my money to pay hitmen, my fridge as a morgue, my cooker as a crematorium or my body as a graveyard ~ However, I DO use my brain to THINK, my heart to be compassionate and my time to save animals. It's quite simple to change: JUST GO VEGAN ~ There's NO reason not to ~

♥~❤~♥Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.♥~❤~♥

THOU SHALT NOT KILL!! .... it says it in your holy book, but u choose to ignore it, I didnt realise it had a sub-clause of "except for animals" and the other sub-clause "as long as someone else is doing the killing for you" ~ GO VEGAN ~

(☀◠‿◠) LIFE IS SHORT .... don't dilly-dally (☀◠‿◠)

When KARMA comes back & bitch slaps you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs some help.

　

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us!!!!!

　

All of the Vitamin B12 in the world ultimately comes from bacteria. Neither plants nor animals can synthesize it. But plants can be contaminated with B12 when they come in contact with soil bacteria that produce it. Animal foods are rich in B12 only because animals eat foods that are contaminated with it or because bacteria living in an animal's intestines make it.

✦WISHES "There was a cure for stupidity!!!!!!" But there again, seeing as it's so widespread, why can't we just have a CULL, we seem to be good at culling lesser troublesome creatures after all ✦

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 ؟©)/¯ I SEE STUPID PEOPLE!! ¯\(©؟©)/¯

★❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*We all have the power to make WISHES COME TRUE ... as long as we keep believing ★❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*★

　

(✦◠‿✦) And on the 8th day God said "Let there be Facebook so that socially challenged people can have friends too (✦◠‿✦)

　

*.¸.*☆ Be careful of the words you say ~ And keep them soft and sweet ~ For you never know from day to day ~ Which ones you'll have to eat.*.¸.*☆

AS A VEGAN, WHY DO U FEEL THE NEED TO ATTACK ME CONSTANTLY ... HITTING A NERVE????????????????

　

•♥✯•*´¯`°✯♥*I'd rather be anything but ORDINARY!!!!•♥✯•*´¯`°✯♥*

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It's never too late to be what you might have been ~؟©)Yo mamma is so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals"(©؟©)

Do not wait for your ship to come in >>>>> SWIM OUT TO IT ~

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(☀◠‿◠) When I was young I used to pray for a bike, but then I realised God didnt work that way ... so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness!! (☀◠‿◠)

★*´¯`Will u look back on life and think "Im glad I did" or "I wish I had"??*´¯`*★

　

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 ؟©)/¯Chinese Proverb: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky ALLLLL day! ¯\(©؟©)/¯

{V}¯`*•.¸¸{V}´¯`*"A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has. " ~ Margaret Mead ¯`*•.¸¸{V}´¯`*{V}

(✿◠‿◠)Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened to someone else and you've got the photos you can upload and tag them in on Facebook.(✿◠‿◠)

★*´¯`*★•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆ • LIFE'S ♥ WHAT ♥ YOU ♥ MAKE ♥ IT •.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆ ~❤~

　

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠She`s so Fake! If you look behind her neck , I bet it says "Made in China". ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

◆◇ If you think you're good enough, you've just started your decline!!!! ◆◇

　

~ The only reason why you think it's ok to eat pigs and not cats is because you were RAISED to think that way!! TRY TO THINK FOR YOURSELF and NOT how others TELL u to think!!!!! ~

•.¸.•*•✿˚•.¸.•*✿DIGNITY and JUSTICE to all of us .. humans AND animals •.¸.•*•✿˚•.¸.•*✿

　

(❀◠‿◠) I have a hidden talents >>>> Damn, I can't remember where I put them (❀◠‿◠)

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◆~ If an animal does something, we call it instinct, if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence!!! ~◆~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I have mood poisoning, must have been something I hate. ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

❤*´¯ Life lives ♥ Life dies ♥ Life laughs ♥ Life cries ♥ Life gives up and life tries ♥ But life looks different through everyone's eyes!! ❤*´¯`

　

◆ Peeps abuse their bodies then want miracles from drugs tested on animals for conditions that are self inflicted and totally preventable!!!! ◆

(✿◠‿◠) Somebody just called me immature .... Ooooo, well guess who's not allowed in my treehouse? (✿◠‿◠)

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Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another being. Each of us owes the deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this inner light•*¨☼
Albert Schweitzer

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* ♥ ღ˛° *Don't Look For Happiness, Create It * ♥ ღ˛° *(♥◠‿◠)

L-o-v-e-y-o-u. Today is love u day ♥ Send to everyone u love (and me) whether its real love or friendly love. U r spoiled if u get more than 5 back. I love you. A real friend walks with u when the rest of them walks over u. A real friend laughs with u when the rest of them laughs at u. A real friend talks with u when the rest of them talk about u!! (♥◠‿◠)

　

✯☽★Hush little baby don't say a word

And never mind that noise you heard

It's just the beasts under your bed

In your closet and in your head ✯

Nite peeps, dont have nightmares, lolzzzzz✯☽★

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Did you hear about the new Viagra you can now get as a nasal spray? It's for dickheads ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

　

(✿◠‿◠) Everybody says I got to get a grip, But I let sanity give me the slip (✿◠‿◠)

　

~ SO, YOU LOVE YOUR DOG, BUT YOU EAT PIGS?? ANIMAL LOVER???????????

　

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Call this insomnia

Cause this aint WONDERLAND,

It damn sure aint NARNIA ...

and once you cross the line

you can't change your mind ☆˛* ♥

 

* ♥ ღ˛° * In this world we have to take chances, sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not, but I'm telling you now, you will never know until you try * ♥ ღ˛° *

PEEPS I DONT LIKE MUCH: Bear Ghrylls .... wish something would take him by surprise and EAT HIM!!!!!!

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me." ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

° * °♥If they say LIFE'S A DREAM, ღ˛° * °๏̯͡๏)

≈♥♡≈ Our task must be to free ourselves ... by widening our circle of compassion to embrace ALL living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty ~ Albert Einstein ≈♥♡≈

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╚══`.¸.All animal rescuers, animal lovers and advocates! Thank you ALL for making a difference! ♥

•♥✯•*´¯`°✯♥*I'd rather be anything but ORDINARY!!!!•♥✯•*´¯`°✯♥*

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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I make no apologies for the fact that your balls aren't big enough to handle my personality ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~❀~You'll never know how STRONG you are until being strong is the only choice you have left!! ~❀~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Jim said "My wife sent me shopping today. She told me to go and buy something that'll make her look sexy, so I came back with 2 litres of vodka and a case of beer" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

　

★❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* I really was BORN THIS WAY!! ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*★

　

~❀~You'll never know how STRONG you are until being strong is the only choice you have left!! ~❀~

* ♥ ღ˛° * In this world we have to take chances, sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not, but I'm telling you now, you will never know until you try * ♥ ღ˛° *

* ♥ ღ˛° * I believe in the M*A*G*I*C of KINDNESS * ♥ ღ˛° *

(☀◠‿◠) ♫If you're happy and you know it see a Shrink ♫

•✰ *WISHING*  ƸӜƷ˚ ˚✰˚ YOU ˛★* ✰ •* ALL ღ˛°•★ •* ƸӜƷ A WONDERFUL * °♥ ˚ •ƸӜƷ ★ WEEKEND*˚ .ღ ★ *

I know a Chav whose name is Jim, I like 2 throw tomatoes at him, tomatoes are soft & they dont hurt the skin, but these f*ckers do, cos they come in a tin

Face it, honey. Prince Charming aint coming ~ He's living with Mr. Right. ｡◕‿◕｡✖‿✖ ) Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head!!

Animal exploiting industries rely on conditioning, lies and corruption in order to make people think in false ways and in some cases not think at all about such. But when the truth is put across, veganism is clear

✦ There's a VERY fine line between hope and despair ~ ALWAYS keep hoping!!✦

✰ ★♫♥ I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing ~ Just prayed to a God that I don't believe in! ✰ ★♫♥

★*´¯`*★When you stumble, make it part of the D*A*N*C*E ★*´¯`*★

˛* ♥ ღ˛° * You gotta take the good with the bad,
SMILE with the sad,
LOVE what u got,
and remember what u had,
learn to forgive, but NEVER forget,
learn from your mistakes, but never regret,
people change, things go wrong,
just remember LIFE GOES ON!!!!!!˛* ♥ ღ˛° * (❀◠‿◠)

　

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I fear the words "I have a cunning plan" are rapidly marching towards this conversation with ill-deserved confidence". Edmund Blackadder⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

　

◆ I am vegan, and in the eyes of exploitive barbarism that is considered weird, which only further confirms to me that veganism is normal!! ◆

p♦e♦a♦c♦e (✿◠‿◠)You may say that I'm a dreamer ♫ But I'm not the only one ♫ I hope someday you'll join us ♫ And the world will be as one ♫ Nothing to kill or die for ♫ Living life in peace ♫ No need for greed or hunger ♫ A brotherhood of man(✿◠‿◠) p♦e♦a♦c♦e

~*✿*~''It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal . It all comes down to pain and suffering. Not intelligence~ not strength ~ not social class or civil rights ~~~~~ Make the connection ~ EARTHLINGS ~*✿*~

 

~ A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; People call her a slut. No one knows she was raped at 13. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping ~ Thank u Glenys ♥

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ❤ Live life fully while you're here♥ Experience everything♥ Take care of yourself and your friends♥ HAVE FUN♥ bE cRaZy♥ bE wEiRd ♥ Go out and SCREW up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process♥ Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes, find the cause of your problem and eliminate it ♥ DON'T TRY TO BE PERFECT, just be an excellent example of being human♥ Anthony Robbins❤ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

　

As you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters

　

✦ Animals Are Not Ours to Eat

Animals Are Not Ours to Wear

Animals Are Not Ours to Experiment On

Animals Are Not Ours to Use for Entertainment

Animals Are Not Ours to Abuse in Any Way ✦

☀*´¯`*☽❤We all have guardian A♥N♥G♥E♥L♥S ☆ it's just most of us don't recognise them even when they're right in front of us!☽❤*´¯`* ☀

Rescue Chihuahuas in the UK ... know of any???? ... wish I could go to California, where they're abundant ..... would end up bringing them ALL back!!!!

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✖‿✖ ) Guy comes home from work and is greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purrs, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went to the pub with his mates!

(✿◠‿◠)Well ..... to be frank .... I'd have to change my name AND have a sex change!!!! (✿◠‿◠)

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, HOW CAN U SAY U "LOVE ANIMALS" but then EAT THEM????

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??✰ ?*Sprinkling* ?? ƸӜƷ˚ Your˚✰★ Life * ✰ •* ??With ღ˛° ƸӜƷ??Positive* °♥ ˚ Vibes •ƸӜƷ *Magic * ???? *˛ ˚and ??* ✰˚ Happiness ˚ღ* ˛˚ ♥ ✰˚*

　

Most people with pets always tell their children - "Don't smack it! Don't hurt it! - You want me to smack you! They feel pain like you!" - But then they sit their children down to eat a cow - pig - chicken - duck - fish and tell them - "You better eat all of it!" HOW CONFUSED IS THIS CHILD NOW :( "

♥"To the world you may be just one person, but to one life you may be the world!♥

Seriously though, how can u say u LOVE ANIMALS but then EAT THEM!!!

★*´¯`*★There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy ★*´¯`*★

　

...Your glass of cow's milk contains raped, enslaved and grieving mothers. Murdered children. Suffering. Pain. Pus. Blood. And some other nasty stuff. Imagine if you could SEE what a glass of milk contains...would you be able to drink it? Denial...it keeps the white milk from turning blood-red and ugly.

　

Animal liberation will not happen because humanity magically wakes up. No social justice movement has ever been won by people raising their consciousness. They came via civil disobedience, breaking the law and yes, some form of violence (by state or activists). If we want to create real liberation for nonhuman animals, we're going to have to be more creative and approach animal rights as a social justice movement.

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✖‿✖ )Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I ... oo, look at that pretty little kitten over there!!

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ღ* Let's take a ride ♥ ✰˚* and run with the dogs tonight ♥* ✰♥ ✰*٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶✖‿✖ ) Blonde goes to buy a pizza, guy asks her if she wants it cut into 6 or 8 pieces ... "You'd better make it 6, I couldnt possibly eat 8" (✖‿✖ )

✖‿✖ ) I opened the door in my pyjamas. It's a funny place to have a door I know!٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶"

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(❀◠‿◠) "If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, then baffle 'em with bullshit!"(❀◠‿◠)

After all these years, Bono 'still hasn't found what he's looking for'~ because it's hard to find anything when your head's up your own arse

Had that funny feeling I was being watched today, but I shrugged it off + finished the table dance.

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠My uncle came out of the closet yesterday. He's not gay, oh no, he has alzheimer's and thought it was the car.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

　

Humans always ate meat'. Well, actually that's not true. But let's pretend you are right. Are murdering, raping, thieving and incestuous savages grunting at each other really your role models?

　

(✯◠‿◠) Having a MADHAIRDAY since 1966 and STILL going strong!!!!!!! (✯◠‿◠)

•*¨☀¨*•Go insane ★*ღ*° * ° Go insane ★* °Throw some G*L*I*T*T*E*R* ★ Make it rain •*¨☀¨*•

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

~❉~ Do you LOVE certain animals - but then go ahead and EAT other animals? .. there's a word for people who do that ... Ermmmmmmm .... now what is it???? Do YOU know??

~♥~ Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect, and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean. ~♥~

WHY ARE SOME HUMANS SUCH EVIL, NASTY, CRUEL, NARROW-MINDED, MALICIOUS, IGNORANT,SELFISH, GREEDY B*STARDS?? :'((

　

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(✯◠‿◠) I seriously think I've got "WEIRDO MAGNET" tattooed on my forehead, lolzzz .... note to self "check mirror" just in case (✯◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠The secretary walks into her boss's office and says, "Sir, may I use your Dictaphone?" Her boss says, "No, use your finger just like everybody else ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

　

'˛* ♥ ღ˛° * The LOVE we receive will bring us happiness in life .... BUT it is the LOVE we extend to ALL LIFE that makes us who we are!!!˛* ♥ ღ˛° *

 

my neighbour has beaten his wife to death - not with a stick or anything, he just died first.

Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later) remember there aint no planet B.

　

~ Always makes me laugh when peeps say they're "afraid" of certain animals, like sharks, bears etc., just keep out of their way and they wont harm u, simple as that, u d*ckwits! .... more to be feared from humans! ~

　

★*´¯`*★There are two types of peole who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in the world: Those who are afraid to try themselves and those who are afraid that you will succeed!★*´¯`*★

♥*✿•.¸¸.•If you smile just right, no one knows you might have a heart ♥ full of pain and a soul that can't reign .¸¸.•♥*✿

~ I'm patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it ~

History has shown us what human beings are capable of and what they would still be doing to each other were it not for legislation. Animals continue to suffer at the hands of humans simply because they have no voice. PLEASE BE THEIR VOICE AND FIGHT FOR THEIR RIGHTS!!

　

(◣‿◢)A man goes into a Waterstones bookstore and asks the young lady assistant,"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." The man said, "That's the one! I'll take a copy."(◣‿◢)

 

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◇◆◇"THOU SHALT NOT KILL!" ~ The only cruel free life is a VEGAN LIFE!◇◆◇

~ If you smoke, u must admit that ur poisoning your body, its a no brainer, u know its the truth ... so why do u let your pets breath in your second hand smoke????? ~

(©¿©)A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear." ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

~❀~I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
~ Gilda Radner ~❀~

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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Math questions are so stupid! They're like "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?" Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

¯\(©¿©)/¯Sometimes there just aren't enough explicit words in my vocabulary to fully express what I'm thinking!¯\(©¿©)/¯

VIRUS ON FB using YOUR pictures. It says you've been tagged in a picture, wants you to click on a link to see it. Then hacks into YOUR computer & ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS including BANKING & other secure accounts. It DESTROYS YOUR COMPUTER. Once hacked into your comp; it sends e-mails to your friends… telling them they have been TAGGED in pics & starts the process again. PLEASE RE-POST URGENT

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♥Ever notice how when you’re depressed or emotionally drained, that your heartbeat is stronger than normal? At times it seems as if it’s going to beat right though your chest. It’s your heart’s way of letting you know that it’s still there. It may have been broken, it may have been ripped out of your chest and stepped on but it still holds life. And eventually, it will beat strong and love again ♥

　

~ I'm against racism, sexism, speciesism, ageism...prejudice that is based on irrelevant characteristics. I don't think that humans deserve protection from bodily harm, but nonhuman animals don't. I'm not humancentric & I am rejecting the speciesist notion that I have a right to not be harmed but other sentient animals should not have that same fundamental right. ~

　

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠The difference between men and women can be summed up in punctuating the following sentence. "A woman without her man is nothing"

Men will write "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

Women will write "A woman: without her, man is nothing."⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

 

~♥~ I'm a lover not a figther, but I'll fight for what I LOVE ~♥~

♫★•*★♫♥ WIGGLE IT!!

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Family isn't always blood. It's the people in your life who want you
in theirs. The ones who accept you for who you are. The ones
who would do anything for you, and love you no matter what.
Thanks to my FB 'family' ~ i appreciate all of you! ❤
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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Note to the male of the species: Just because you got one.......doesn't mean you gotta act like one!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

　

¯\(©¿©)/¯ I overanalyze everything all of the time. Maybe overanalyze isn't the right word. And not everything, but most things. And not all the time ¯\(©¿©)/¯

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Lady says to her doctor "My husband has the habit of talking in his sleep. What should I give him to cure it? Doc says "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

　

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★*ღ*° * Happy birthday to my dear Grandma, would've been 100 today .. Always in our thoughts ♥ Forever in our hearts! ♥ RIP Nana ~ 27.6.1911-29.12.81 ♥•.¸¸.•♥

 

(©¿©)A woman was sipping a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how the hell I could ever live without you!" Her husband asks "Sweetheart, is that you, or the wine in you talking?" She replies "It's me ........ talking to the wine(©¿©)

❉*.¸.*❉Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent❉*.¸.*❉

　

❉¨*• Monday's nearly over, the week is on its way, so I'd better get some beauty sleep, and re-charge for another day ❉¨*• NITE ALL (❉◠‿◠)

　

✯•*´¯`°✯If you're so caught up in avoiding lightning, you may not ever enjoy a single thunderstorm✯•*´¯`°✯

❀ •.¸¸.•❀A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives you R*O*S*E*S!!❀ •.¸¸.•❀

(☀◠‿◠) The S*U*N has got its hat on ♫♫ hip hip hip hooray ♫♫ the S*U*N has got its hat on and I'M GOING out to play!!!!! Have a beautiful day ALL (☀◠‿◠)

　

✯•¨¯`• ✯ " shhh, can u hear that?" Thats my bed calling, and I know what ur thinking, "a talking bed"??? Yep, that really is how tired I am, Nite nite peeps Zzzzzzz ✯•¨¯`• ✯

　

♥.•*¨`*• Ask yourself whether the DREAM of H*E*A*V*E*N should be waiting for us in our graves - or whether it should be ours here and now and on this earth. .•*¨`*• ♥

　

~♥~If you see someone in need, be it animal or human, HOLD OUR YOUR HAND .... one day u might be grateful that others are holding out their hands FOR YOU!!! ~♥~

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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Note to the male of the species: Just because you got one.......doesn't mean you gotta act like one!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Mickey mouse was in court, the Judge said "Mickey you can't divorce Minnie just 'cos she has sticky out teeth!" Mickey said " No, no, no, I said she was f*cking Goofy! !!!!!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

Time for some shut-eye, with lush dreams til morning, so toodlepip peeps, I'm yawning, I'm yawning

★★We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.•¨¯`•★

　

(✿◠‿◠)Did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger? ......... Yeh?? well he’s back in town and he wants your number! teeheehee (✿◠‿◠)

　

•*¨`*• The three C's of life: Choices, Chances Changes. You must make a CHOICE to take a CHANCE, or your life will never CHANGE•*¨`*•

　

☀☀☀So .... it was "supposed" to be SCORCHING HOT today ... HEATWAVE they said, what a load of old tosh, chucked it down most of the day .... oh well, tomorrows another day and they promised it'd be SUNSHINE all over, so we'll see, hope so, gotta day out planned!! ☀☀☀

(✿◠‿◠)Did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger? ......... Yeh?? well he’s back in town and he wants your number! teeheehee (✿◠‿◠)

　

◆*◇*◆Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~Dr Seuss ◆*◇*◆

◆*◇*◆Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~Dr Seuss ◆*◇*◆

★❉•¨¯` •Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? •¨¯` •★❉

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Went to the bank today and asked the cashier if she'd check my balance. The silly cow pushed me over!!

Lady says to her doctor "My husband has the habit of talking in his sleep. What should I give him to cure it? Doc says "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

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☀ I was raised to say please and thank you, have respect for my elders, lend a helping hand to those who were in need, to hold the door for the person behind me, say excuse me when it was needed, and to love people for who they are, not for what you can get from them. I was taught to treat people the way that I wanted to be treated. If you were raised this way, please repost this ! ☀

　

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐I smile because I have no idea whats going on ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

✿•¨¯`•✿"For every dark night, there's a brighter day" Tupac Shakur✿•¨¯`•✿

(✿◠‿◠)☀ When it comes to staying young, a M*I*N*D*L*I*F*T beats a facelift any day!!! ☀ (✿◠‿◠)

☀☽ ✯☽ ★Z z z z z z z z z z z ☀☽ ✯☽ ★

　

　

FAIRY OF JOY

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I'm convinced there is no ideal family. Every family has a relative they would prefer to keep hidden ..... if you think your family doesn't have one ... then chances are it's YOU!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

✿˚•.¸.•*✿Don't expect her to sit down and be a lady if you aren't willing to stand up and be a man!✿˚•.¸.•*✿

✿˚•.¸.•*✿Don't expect her to sit down and be a lady if you aren't willing to stand up and be a man!✿˚•.¸.•*✿

✦•.¸.•✦Problems are not stop signs ~ they're merely guidelines ✦•.¸.•✦

¯\(©¿©)/¯I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see you're a train wreck from all the way over here ¯\(©¿©)/¯

(❉◠‿◠) Houston we have a problem!!!! ~ Every day when I read the newspapers I'm "strangely" drawn to click "LIKE" !! (❉◠‿◠)

　

❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* To LOVE is to risk not being loved in return ƸӜƷ To HOPE is to risk pain. ƸӜƷ To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing ƸӜƷ ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*

(✿◠‿◠) ❤ Keep smiling- Sometimes the people you are smiling at don't return the gesture, they are the ones who need a smile the most.❤(✿◠‿◠)

☽ ✯☽ ★Cats in: CHECK ... Doors locked: CHECK .... LIGHTS out: CHECK .... Squishy bed: CHECK ... NITE all sweetest dreamz to u all Z z z z ☽ ✯☽ ★

(✯◠‿◠)If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree. (✯◠‿◠)

 

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╭♥╯╭♥╯╭♥╯Every day, every one of us makes a difference, and even the smallest acts of care and compassion ripple out to great effect." ~~Jane Goodall╭♥╯╭♥╯╭♥╯

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I'm not of this species, I despise the apathy and indifference that humans have to the suffering they inflict and perpetuate with their selfish lifestyles, they treat their possessions, cars, houses, BETTER than they treat ANY animal FGS :'(((((((

☆•¨¯`•I could really •.¸¸.☆ use a •.¸¸.☆ W*I*S*H•.¸¸.☆ right now!!! •.¸¸.☆

(✿◠‿◠)My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems (✿◠‿◠)

　

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister but at least I got her ruby slippers ... RESULT!! ⎝⏠

❀ •.¸¸.•❀I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair ❀ •.¸¸.•❀

　

　

★•¨¯`•☆There's★ aLwAyS★ s*u*n*s*h*i*n*e★ aFtEr ★ tHe★ r•a•i•n!!☆•¨¯`•★

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠"Dude that song is sooooo old"...."Well so is your mum ......but you still listen to her." ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

•??* ♥ ˚MAKE ˚✰˚ EVERY˛★* ?? ღ˛° DAY??* °♥ MAGICAL ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ

★*´¯`*★ Every year, the FAIRY OF JOY visits earth and whoever she touches with her want receives HAPPINSS!!! May she beat the shit out of you ★*´¯`*★

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♥ And if I go, while you're still here

Know that I still live on,

Vibrating 2 a different measure,

Behind a thin veil that u cannot see through.

U will not see me, so u must have faith.

I will wait there 4 the time when we can soar together again,

both aware of each other.

Until then, live ur life 2 the fullest.

And when u need me, just whisper my name in your heart,

I will be there♥

　

✿Call me daft, call me a bore, if you dont like me there's the door.

Call me skinny, call me fat, I can put it on or I can lose that.

Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me, but I'm having fun.

Call me a flirt, call me a fake, that's just me so give me a break.

Call me a loon, call me a geek, call me what you want, I'm just unique!

Go on, repost this if you don't give a crap what people think!! ✿

° * °♥ ღ ღ˚ •*Nothing GREAT was ever achieved without enthusiasm ~ Emerson ღ˛° * °♥ ღ ღ˚ •*

Who remembers when downloading a song was trying to tape it off the radio and hoping the Dj didnt talk over the phone?

"It's an idiotic double standard: you can't kick a dog, but you can lock a pig up in a small crate and take her piglets away before she can nurse them properly, as any mother is programmed to do. This is man's insane inhumanity at its worst."
-- Rick Dove

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