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2011-08-27T14:33:00.000-07:00

✿˚•.¸.•*✿TODAY is a NEW DAY! You can start fresh ~ wipe the slate clean and BEGIN AGAIN ~ Today you can embrace kindness~ practice compassion ~ stand up for justice ~ talk to strangers ~ ask for help ~ offer hope ~ listen with your whole heart ♥ work for the common good ~ love well ~ YOU CAN BE THE CHANGE YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD ✿˚•.¸.•*✿

(¯`✫´¯)Folks may call you different, they may say that you can’t win, but it’s not what’s on the outside – It’s what you have within! ~✫Why try so hardto fit in when you’re born to stand out!!(¯`✫´¯)

The third time I hear the same person say "Hey, I'm only hum
lucky enough for you i am a doctor. Now i can already clearly see whats wrong with you so what I'm gonna do for you is write you a prescription for 2 testicles

(✿◠‿◠) It's strange how people look at you funny when you run down the street naked with a knife in your hand!٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

(★◠‿◠)Don't complain of being stung by the thorn of the rose. Nobody wants to hear about your little prick!! (★◠‿◠)

There's NOTHING more dangerous than a closed mind!! ~

★*´¯`*★ Though my soul may set in darkness, It will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly To be fearful of the night~ Nite all sweetest dreamzzz ★*´¯`*★

lucky enough for you i am a doctor. Now i can already clearly see whats wrong with you so what I'm gonna do for you is write you a prescription for 2 testicles

My beautiful Marley, still a bit groggy after his op this morning but he's had something to eat .... devastating blow to find out he's got an enlarged heart, which is life threatening .... too much heartache this year, losing Chico in April and Babe in June .... just hope the meds help but quietly saying a prayer too ♥ ~~~ LOVE my FURBABIES SOOOOO MUCH!!!! ♥❉•¨¯` •*(♥◠‿◠)

~ So, Marley had his procedure at the vets today, but there were complications with the anaesthetic, his breathing became erratic so they had to do scans and they found out he has an enlarged heart ... they'd previously reassured me that his heart/lungs were fine!!! ..... so he'll be on heart meds for the rest of his life .. goes back Friday to check on his recovery from the op! Been a stressful day :(( ~

¯\(©¿©)/¯ NUTS ¯\(©¿©)/¯

Skeptics do it with their EYES OPEN!!!!!

God made me an athesit, who are you to question his wisdom!! lol ;)))
♥ May you have enough happiness to make you sweet ♥ enough trials to make you strong ♥ enough sorrow to keep you human ♥ and enough hope to make you happy ♥

I just dont get it ... many of you say you dont like animals being used and abused, yet u contribute to that abuse by eating them""" ...... WTF's all that about? U either give a shit or u dont, make ur mind up either way!!!

❉•¨¯` COMPASSION: Has eyes and ears to sense suffering, hands to relieve it, a heart to sooth it, and a voice to cry out against it ~ forcing the world to listen! •¨¯` •*❉•

✯★ •¨¯`•☽★ Oh look, my overly inviting, comfy, squishy bed ~ I'm outta here, Zzzzzzzzzzzz *head hits squishy pillow* Nite nite ALL ✯★ •¨¯`•☽★

★*.¸.*★I get knocked down, but I get up again, ur NEVER gonna keep me down!★*.¸.*★

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I fail to comprehend how u can continue to function with an IQ three degrees below dog sh*t !!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠"It really annoys me when people get 'your' and 'you're' mixed up. I think there idiots" by O.C.D. Grammar Freak⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

♥•.¸.•♥ It's about LOVE
It's about compassion
It's about kindness
And Faith
It has nothing to do
with Luck
You get what you give
SO GIVE GOOD ♥•.¸.•♥

~ The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered “Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.” ~

❉•¨¯` The difference between a helping hand and an outstretched palm, is a twist of the wrist ~ Laurence Leamer ~ •¨¯` •*❉•

A simple thought ....
I need to stop using my past as an excuse for my present actions and behaviors. I mean yes, psychology speaking, my past is the reason I am who I am right now. But I can’t keep hiding behind it every time I do something that I don’t like. “Well this happened when I was little so that’s why I do this,” or “well she treated me like this a long time ago so I learned to see things ...this specific way.” I think it’s okay to figure out why I do the things I do, but I can’t just leave it at that. I need to figure out why I do things in order to change my behaviors. I can’t let these things take over and control me for the rest of my life. My life is in my own hands and every moment I have the power to change it

~♥~Arguments stem from our own fear or pain. When upset occurs, check out what’s going on inside of you rather than getting angry. The Truth is that we usually aren’t upset for the reasons we think we are...

(©¿©) "I don't understand why people feel the need to take hard drugs. I mean, haven't they ever heard of Monopoly?" ~ Insp. Fowler (Rowan Atkinson) ~ Thin Blue Line (©¿©)

(❀◠‿◠)‎'...Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." When Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China...' (❀◠‿◠)

彡♥☆彡 It isn't what you have in your pocket that makes you thankful, but what you have in your HEART彡♥☆彡

THE WORLD IS DANGEROUS ~ Not because of those who do harm, but because of those who look at it without doing anything ~ Albert Einstein ~──────────¸,/\°`''`°/\,,──────────
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MEOW!!!! Hope you have a wonderfully PURRfect day! ♥

(✖‿✖ ) Definition of a human being: "An intelligent creature (allegedly) that cuts trees down, makes paper out of them and then writes "Save Trees" on the paper! (✖‿✖ )

　✯°¤.¸.¤✯ When we are no longer able to change a situation... We are challenged to CHANGE ourselves"✯°¤.¸.¤✯

(☀◠‿◠)I make no apologies for the fact that I post the same things from time to time, after all I'm an ECO GIRL who LOVES to recycle and I dont see why FB should be an exception!! (☀◠‿◠)

~♥~ A halo of patience and a less sporadic pace and I'm learning to be brave in my beautiful mistakes ~♥~

(❉◠‿◠)Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny!!!!(❉◠‿◠)

*•Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ•* If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought ever again!•Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ•*

☆•*¨★¨*• Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain!☆•*¨★¨*•☆

CHOOSE being KIND over being right and you'll be RIGHT every time ~ Richard Carlson ~

CHARACTER ... is doing the RIGHT thing when nobody's looking ~ J.C. Watts ~

彡♥☆彡If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees ! 彡♥☆彡

(♥◠‿◠) No outfit is complete without a few cat hairs!! (♥◠‿◠)

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐Don't put words in my mouth, that's where I put my feet ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆There is always, always, always something to be thankful for ... and at this precise moment in time, it's MY BED!! Nite all z z z z z ✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆

\(©¿©)/ Cameron looked at Clegg, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a £1,000 out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Clegg shrugged and replied, "I could throw ten £100 notes out of the window and make ten people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot of plane said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 65 million people VERY happy."!! \(©¿©)/

"When you cut facilities, slash jobs, abuse power, discriminate, drive people into deeper poverty and shoot people dead whilst refusing to provide answers or justice, the people will rise up and express their anger and frustration if you refuse to hear their cries. A riot is the language of the unheard." Martin Luther King Jr via Criminal Chalkist
Why cant we just LEAVE THE ANIMALS THE F*CK ALONE???? ..... ur NEVER gonna get a pack of polar bears or wolves pitching up in our back yards so why the hell do we think its ok for us to do the same to them???

¯\(©¿©)/¯ WHAT IS that Hansel and Gretel trail all about on FB? WHY the f*ck would u even wanna see what other peeps have been up to unless ur a voyeuristic perv?? Message to Bacefook: DITCH the trail FGS!!!¯\(©¿©)/¯

In order to love me as a friend you must understand that I am an animal lover. My heart is broken regularly and filled with sadness for those animals that are not loved. That are not treated with kindness and respect. That do not know kind words and gentle hands. Every animal is worthy of a stable environment, food, water, affection and humane care. If you feel the same way post this on your wall

(✦‿✦) You're so vain, I bet you think this status is about YOU!!!!(✦‿✦)

Wars were never won with protests, soldiers didn't step back in fear and take notice of banners, wars are only won one way......yet because we care too much about all life, our kindness is our greatest weakness and our biggest downfall!!

~✲~ The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago... had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. ~Havelock Ellis, The Dance of Life, 1923 ~✲~

♥"To the world you may be just one person, but to one life you may be the world!♥

‹(•¿•)›Being "ALMOST" vegan is like being a "little bit pregnant" ~ u either are or u aren't u NUMPTIES!! Oh dear dog, GIVE ME STRENGTH ‹(•¿•)›

★¸¸.☆.¸¸ . ✶Twenty years from now you'll be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do ~ Live LIFE to the full ~ EXPLORE ~ D*R*E*A*M ~ DISCOVER!! ★¸¸.☆.¸¸ . ✶

¯`*•.¸¸v´¯`*I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. ¯`*•.¸¸v´¯`*

☆•*¨*•¸¸¸.•*¨*•☆•*¨*•¸¸¸.•*¨*• ☆•*¨*•¸¸¸.•*¨*•☆•*¨*•¸¸¸.•*¨*•☆
Women are born angels. When someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. Be warned. We are flexible like that. Keep posting this girls! ☆•*¨*•.¸¸¸.•*¨*•☆•*¨*•¸¸¸.•*¨*•☆•*¨*•¸¸¸.•*¨*•☆•*¨*•¸¸¸.•*¨* •

★*´¯`Will u look back on life and think "Im glad I did" or "I wish I had"??*´¯`*★

≈♥♡≈Don’t apologize ~ EVER ~ for doing what is right. Find your inner badass, and stand up and let yourself be counted for!!!! ≈♥♡≈

(©¿©)I grew up in a tough area. When I was a kid, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the Gateau. (©¿©)

So bleak is the picture, that the bulldozer and not the atomic bomb may turn out to be the most destructive invention of the 20th century. ~Philip Shabecoff, New York Times Magazine, 4 June 1978

★❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*Positive Energy Vibe Zone ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*★

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Bob said "The other day, I was cleaning the attic out with the wife .... filthy, dirty and covered in cobwebs ... but she's good with the kids!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(©¿©)If you love something set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesnt come back, it was never yours to begin with . But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesnt appear to realise that you had set it free ... you either married it or gave birth to it!!! (©¿©)
SMALL MINDED PEOPLE THINK SMALL THOUGHTS!!

☠ ≍●†"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth" ~ Dawn of the Dead 1978 ☠ ≍●†

✯ Random conversation with a nurse today, and it came around to health and diet, and I couldnt believe my ears when she uttered the immortal lines we've all heard a million times: "Wow, so ur vegan, so do u eat fish?" ~ DOH!! Didnt expect that from someone in the medical profession to be honest !! Maybe I need to lower my expectations of people, lol :) ✯

❈¸.•*´¯`❈Don't care what you earn, where you live, what you drive, whether you're gay or straight, fat or thin, tall or short, beautiful or average, rich or poor, smart or not, sick or healthy. If you're my friend, you're my friend. I accept you for who you are, and that's all that counts. If you feel the same, steal this status from me, your friend, like I just did from another friend (except I added some dazzles, lol) .❈¸.•*´¯`❈

❀¸¸.❀Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional!❀¸¸.❀

It's about time we split the human race into 2 subspecies, Angels and Demons. Those that allow any life to suffer, directly or indirectly, through ignorance or intentionally, for financial or self gain, are demons wishing to bring this planet to a state of hell and us that protect life are angels, wishing only for peace and all life to prosper without harm.

◆◇The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot!! ◆◇

Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you ✦•.¸.•✦

✶*´¯`*✶Every great DREAM begins with a dreamer ~ Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the PASSION to reach for the S*T*A*R*S to change your world!!✶*´¯`*✶

HOW COME YOUTUBE AND FB HAVE ISSUES (I.E. DELETING AND REMOVING) WITH ANIMAL RIGHTS YET WILLFULLY DISPLAY VILE, NASTY, CRUEL VIDEOS AND GROUPS RELATING TO ANIMAL ABUSE AND SUFFERING???????

•*¨★¨*• "People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."•*¨★¨*•

¯\(©¿©)/¯ If you never saw it with ur own eyes or heard it with ur own ears, don't think it with your small mind and spread it with your big mouth!¯\(©¿©)/¯

(❉◠‿◠) A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a peculiar thing really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they rip your paper to pieces, chuck your pens on the floor, and dance on the keyboard ~ diverting your attention AWAY from your writing and onto THEM!! Oh the joys of kittycathood!!! (❉◠‿◠)
"Our exploitation of land, animals and people as economic resources is part of a long-standing human culture of domination. This cultural mindset has led to the unabashed use of animals like commodities, with complete disregard to their interests, human health or the impact on the environment." -- Nil Zacharias

ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ * BEAUTIFUL SOUL AWARD!**** You rock!! I truly appreciate you. I think you're a wonderful Person ♥♥♥ ♥▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ♥▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩▬▬●▬▬ஜ۩۞۩.

The doctor asked me if I drank alcohol. I said no. We laughed.

¯\(©¿©)/¯ Husband and wife in front of TV.........husband keeps on switching channels with the remote: golf/porn, golf/porn, golf/porn. Eventually the wife had enough: "could you perhaps just leave it on the porn channel? You already know how to play golf"!!!¯\(©¿©)/¯

★❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my kid brother, Wayne, 40 today!!!!! Chill out, take it easy and Stay Positive!! ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*★

☆*´*.ღ ¸.•*☼ So many religious peeps are so caught up in the whole "life after death" hype that they end up forgetting to have a "LIFE BEFORE DEATH" ~ Sad but true .... u only get one life, you should LIVE IT! ~ THIS IS IT!!!!!☆*´*.ღ ¸.•*☼

Just had a MASSIVE argument about the programme Man, Woman, Wild ~ Mexico ....me saying: "but they're NOT actually surviving, they're doing it on PURPOSE" ... and the other saying "THEY ARE surviving" .. WTF, they went there of their own accord, no-one forced them, they're killing animals JUST for the sake of it, THEY'RE NOT SURVIVING FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(☀◠‿◠)The older I get, the more I desperately cling to my immature side! (☀◠‿◠)

✿˚•.¸.•*✿ Had a GREAT day with Jess, had a lovely nature walk, paddled in the stream, played in the park, walked my dogs, trampolining, basketball, football, jewellery making and all round GOOD TIME!! ~ Oh HAPPY days ✿˚•.¸.•*✿

♥ A kind and compassionate act is often it's own reward ♥ ~ William John Bennett ~

(☀◠‿◠)The older I get, the more I desperately cling to my immature side! (☀◠‿◠)

It's true that animals are not as intelligent as human beings. They've not figured out how to build weapons to slaughter each other over resources, how to manipulate food to make themselves fat and sick, how to hate and kill over skin and sexuality differences, how to endanger their very existence on the planet." Gary Smith ~

¯\(©¿©)/¯"You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself" ~ 5th Amendment: understood by NOBODY on Facebook ¯\(©¿©)/¯

Little bizzi Bumble Bee
Buzzing around for all to see
Zipping around for hours and hours
Pollinating all my flowers.
Furry body, shiny wings
Be careful as sometimes he may just sting
Hunting around for nectar so sweet
Gorgeous food for him to eat ❀

~*❀*~ One day DREAM asked LIFE: "when will we all come true?" LIFE smiled and replied "NEVER, because that day you all come true, I'll lose my meaning" ~~ LIFE ENDS WHEN U STOP DREAMING ~*❀*~

★*´¯`*★ You just gotta let shit go and say "TO HELL WITH IT" .... and then move on!!! ~ Eminem ★*´¯`*★

(❀◠‿◠)My mother laughed at me when Itold her I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!! (❀◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Bob told me his wife rang him screaming "You've given me crabs you b*stard, how could you?" He said "Hang on there a minute, before you blame me, have a f*cking word with your sister!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

☆•¨¯`☆Try to bring me down and I 'll rise to the top .. Say I'm wrong and I 'll prove I'm right .... Tell me I can't and I'll show you I can ~ My Dad always did say I was a stubborn little so-and-so, lolzz ☆•¨¯`☆

◆ Peeps treat their cars and houses better than their bodies, CONTINUALLY in denial about the damage they're doing with drinking and smoking etc., despite the facts staring them straight in the face ... WISE UP, u only get one body, u should TAKE CARE of it, or die b4 ur time, SIMPLE AS THAT!!! ◆

~ Bigotry is being certain of something you know nothing about!!! ~

(♥◠‿◠) I just let my kitty, Jim, out and rushed out with such zest and vigour, he almost had an expression on his pretty little face that said "Oh, shit, I'm gonna be late AGAIN!!!!!!" ~ he's obviously got places to go and people to see, lolzzz (♥◠‿◠)

(❉◠‿◠)I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I don't want to sound paranoid, but I'm pretty sure people are following me.(❉◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠When I asked you for a flower, you gave me a garden ...... When I asked you for a stone, you gave me a statue ..... What are you...... DEAF? ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~✲~To the world, you may be just ONE crazy VEGAN ~ To the 95 sentient beings that you save from DEATH per year, you are "THE WORLD" ~✲~

(♥◠‿◠) I just let my kitty, Jim, out and he rushed out with such zest and vigour, he had this expression on his pretty little face that said "Oh, shit, I'm gonna be late AGAIN!!!!!!" ~ he's obviously got places to go and people to see, lolzzz (♥◠‿◠)

(✦◠‿✦) Dont ya just love the lines that men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' ~ What am I, a microwave? (✦◠‿✦)

The third time I hear the same person say "Hey, I'm only human," a tiny voice in my head says "Methinks thou dost protest too much!"

✿♥•.¸.•♥✿ If what you see by the eye doesn't please you, then CLOSE YOUR EYES and see from the ♥HEART♥ Because the heart can see beauty and L*O*V*E more than the eyes can ever wonder!! ✿♥•.¸.•♥✿

(❉◠‿◠) Did u blow Bubbles when u were younger??????? ...................... yeh? .. well he's back in town and he wants your number! LMFAO *naughty snigger* (❉◠‿◠)
You can spend minutes, hours, days, week or even months overanalyzing a situation, trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've, happened ... or you can leave the pieces on the floor and MOVE THE FUCK ON!!!!

(❉◠‿◠) My neighbour just asked if they can have a skip outside my house ..... I said "you can do cartwheels round the f'kin block for all I care" !! (❉◠‿◠)

(✦◠‿✦) When I say "word to the wise", what I really mean is "word to the stupid." (✦◠‿✦)

(♥◠‿◠) As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around my CHIHUAHUAS!! (♥◠‿◠)

TAKE SIDES ~ Neutrality helps the oppressor, NEVER the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, NEVER the tormented ~ Elie Wiesel ~

(☀◠‿◠) Gotta dash >>> places to go >>> people to see >>> world to save!!!! ~~ HAVE a nice day ALL!!! (☀◠‿◠)

♥ •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. ~Roald Dahl ♥ •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆

(♥◠‿◠) As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around my CHIHUAHUAS!! (♥◠‿◠)

MESSAGE to all u uncompassionate dickwits: "when u criticise US cos we're NOT saving the world, at least each one of us is doing SOMETHING to make things better, WTF r u doing??????"

☽ ☼ ☀☽Once the MOON winks at you tonight☽ I wish SWEET DREAMS embrace you tight ☼ Hope your day was quite all right ☀And now I bid you a fond GOOD NIGHT ~ Nite all Z z z z z☽ ☼ ☀☽

•.¸★¸.•RESPECT ALL LIFE •.¸★¸.•

(✿◠‿◠) VEGANS DO IT WITH THEIR EYES AND HEARTS WIDE OPEN!! (✿◠‿◠)

♫•*✰ "I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away!" ★♫♥

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠A salesman rings a doorbell and 10 year old little Johnny opens the door holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy, is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~ Humans are the only species capable of saving the planet, yet ironic that we're the ones destroying it in the first place! ~

I honestly don't care if you eat raw foods, gluten-free, soy-free, low-fat, processed foods or whole foods. I only care that you don't eat animals and their secretions. Whatever it takes to get people to transition away from causing suffering and death to nonhuman animals needs to be the priority. Please keep this in mind in your outreach

★•¨¯`•★ We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.•¨¯`•★

(❉◠‿◠) WTF!!!!! Just seen a MASSIIIIVE spider in the bathroom, it was the size of a small dog ffs .... seriously .... I wouldnt exaggerate in a squillion years, lolzzz!!! (❉◠‿◠)

Some folks insist that believing in animal rights is like a religion. But religion asks followers to believe in things nobody can see, while animal rights advocates ask followers to see things nobody can believe ~ Craig Burton ~

❉•¨¯` •*Begin doing what you want to do now ☆ We're not living in eternity ★ We have only this moment ☆ sparkling like a STAR in our hand ★ and melting like a snow flake ❉•*.¨¯` •*❉

(✦‿✦) Murphy texts his wife and says "Mary, I'm having one more pint then I'll be home, but, if I'm not home in 20min, just read this text again!" (✦‿✦)

★*´¯`*★ Life can ALWAYS get worse, so quit moaning and appreciate what u got NOWWWWW!!!!! ..... no matter how little u think u got!!!★*´¯`*★

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~*✿*~The mind I l♥ve must have wild places •.¸❀¸.• a tangled orchard where dark damsons drop in the heavy grass •.¸❀¸.• an overgrown little wood •.¸❀¸.• the chance of a snake or two •.¸❀¸.• a pool that nobody's fathomed the depth of •.¸❀¸.• and paths threaded with flowers planted by the mind! ~*✿*~

"The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understand of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen" ~ Elizabeth Kubler Ros ~Dear Dangerous Dogs Act - I hear it's your 20th birthday today? I hope you have a miserable day and that you don't have any more birthdays - I want to hear the words that BSL is dead, where it should be. Thinking of all those innocents today who have died because of your ignorance and utter stupidity - oh, how I hate you with a passion!!!

(✿◠‿◠)You just called me a BITCH. Well, bitches are dogs, dogs bark, bark is from trees, trees are from nature and nature is BEAUTIFUL, so I'll take that as a compliment!(✿◠‿◠)

*.¸.*☆★ *´¯`*☀ "There's no place like Miami, there's no place like Miami" she said clicking her heels together 3 times ~~ Well it worked for Dorothy didnt it? lol ★ *´¯`*☀

¯\(©¿©)/¯ There was a little druggie, sat in a buggie, smoking a a pipe of weed, along came a spider and sat down beside her and sold her some acid and speed ¯\(©¿©)/¯

✯•¨¯`• ✯ The bad news is time flies ✯ The good news is you’re the pilot! ✯•¨¯`• ✯

(❀◠‿◠) Why did the woman cross the road?? More to the point, what's she doing out of the kitchen? (❀◠‿◠)

✯•*´¯`°✯ LOVE ƸӜƷ YOUR ƸӜƷ L*I*F*E (◠‿◠) ✯•*´¯`°✯

♥•.¸.•♥There is no♥ WISDOM ♥ greater than ♥ KINDNESS♥•.¸.•♥

To belittle, you have to be little

~ Humans are the only species capable of saving the planet, yet ironic that we're the ones destroying it in the first place!

♫•*✰ "I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away!" ★♫♥

♥ •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆Starting to suffer a bit of SUNSHINE Deficit Disorder - please take me away from all this, haha ♥ •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆

(✖‿✖ ) If you're offended by one of my status updates, please message me and I will completely change who I am and what I think is funny, just to please YOU!! (✖‿✖ )

(©¿©)There's a lot of stupid people in the world. I say we take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself!!(©¿©)

(©¿©)After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex bill woke up finding a really ugly woman next to him. Thats when he realised he had made it home safely (©¿©)

(©¿©) Bacefooks doing my HEAD RIGHT IN tonight, I might as well just come around to all your houses to leave a comment it might be quicker, lolzzz (NOT) (©¿©)

“The soul is the same in all living creatures, although the body of each is different.” — Hippocrates

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❀ •.¸* ♥ ღ˛°¸.•❀ Rest is NOT idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under the trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float across the sky is by no means a waste of time ~ John Lubbock ❀ •.¸* ♥ ღ˛°¸.•❀

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

♥ Did you know that those who appear to be really strong really are the most sensitive ♥ Did you know those who spend all their time protecting others sometimes really need someone to protect them? ♥ Did you know that 3 of the hardest things to say are: I love you ♥ I'm sorry ♥ and help me! ♥

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ BUM ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠The secretary walks into her boss's office and says, "Sir, may I use your Dictaphone?" Her boss says, "No, use your finger just like everybody else ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

* ♥ ღ˛° * You gotta take the good with the bad,
SMILE with the sad,
LOVE what u got,
and remember what u had,
learn to forgive, but NEVER forget,
learn from your mistakes, but never regret,
people change, things go wrong,
just remember LIFE GOES ON!!!!!!˛* ♥ ღ˛° * (❀◠‿◠)

✦•.¸.•✦GIVE but don't allow yourself to be USED ~ LOVE but don't allow your heart to be ABUSED ~ TRUST but don't be NAIVE ~ LISTEN to others but don't lose your OWN VOICE!✦•.¸.•✦

Lady says to her doctor "My husband has the habit of talking in his sleep. What should I give him to cure it? Doc says "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

"It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese." ~ Carl Sagan

彡◆☆彡If you don't LIVE FOR SOMETHING you will die for nothing!!彡◆☆彡

Life is not about dwelling on regrets and a bunch of "what if's". It's about moivng forward and learning from our mistakes!! ~

You'll NEVER leave where you are until you decide where you'd rather be!!!!

¯\(©¿©)/¯ Husband and wife in front of TV.........husband keeps on switching channels with the remote: golf/porn, golf/porn, golf/porn. Eventually the wife had enough: "could you perhaps just leave it on the porn channel? You already know how to play golf"!!!¯\(©¿©)/¯

One of my MANY bug bears is litterlouts ~ saw someone chuck a coke bottle on the floor and as always I challenged them about it, with them saying "well, I pay for it to be cleaned up anyway!!!" Doh, what a dickwit, some peeps really ARE as stupid as they look, me then telling him that maybe if he stopped littering the city then our council tax bills might not be quite as high! He looked "puzzled" ... idiot!!!

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I'm convinced there is no ideal family. Every family has a relative they would prefer to keep hidden ..... if you think your family doesn't have one ... then chances are it's YOU!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

　(◣_◢) A bit random, but I've NEVER understood other womens obsession with wanting BIG BOOBS ... WTF's all that about? (◣_◢)

☀ I was raised to say please and thank you, have respect for my elders, lend a helping hand to those who were in need, to hold the door for the person behind me, say excuse me when it was needed, and to love people for who they are, not for what you can get from them. I was taught to treat people the way that I wanted to be treated. If you were raised this way, please repost this ! ☀

~ I wonder why it is that the ignorant are often the first to open their mouths on subject they know absolutely nothing about? ~
MENTALLY DISTURBED and proud of it!!! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

˛* ♥ ღ˛° * You gotta take the good with the bad,
SMILE with the sad,
LOVE what u got,
and remember what u had,
Learn to forgive, but NEVER forget,
Learn from your mistakes, but never regret,
People change, things go wrong,
Just remember LIFE GOES ON!!!!!!˛* ♥ ღ˛° * (❀◠‿◠)

~ Whilst walking my dogs, came across a dead cat on the roadside, too sad ... phoned RSPCA who said I had to contact Refuse Collection!!!!! WTF, someones dearly loved kitty is now just a bit of rubbish apparently :S

(✖‿✖ )"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." " Great stuff, cos I never could before!" ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

♥ I've created an album and want to have pics of ALL my FB friends' animal friends in there ~ I'd be sooo grateful if you would oblige and send me a pic/pics of your furry or unfurry animal friends!!! ♥

(✦‿✦)I see stupid people. Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they wanna see. They don't even know that they're stupid. (✦‿✦)

how can u preach love, peace and compassion when u eat animals~ So many non-vegans use current laws and their religions to justify their violent choices. I sometimes wonder what else they are capable of, if laws and their religions would 'allow' it ~ They seem to be perfect little robots, programmed perfectly wrong, unwilling (or maybe unable?) to think for themselves! ~

A man had to go to the Dr. because, every time he had an orgasm, he started crying and throwing a temper-tantrum. He was diagnosed with Immature Ejaculation.

Dont judge peeps til you've walked in their shoes and then hope that u dont have to

•* ♥ ˚MAKE ˚✰˚ EVERY˛★* ღ˛° DAY* °♥ MAGICAL ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ

~ You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a siatuion, trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened .... or you can leave the pieces on the floor and MOVE THE FUCK ON!!! ~

❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* To LOVE is to risk not being loved in return ƸӜƷ To HOPE is to risk pain. ƸӜƷ To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing ƸӜƷ ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*

~♥~If you see someone in need, be it animal or human, HOLD OUR YOUR HAND .... one day u might be grateful that others are holding out their hands FOR YOU!!! ~♥~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠2 old ladies decided 2 have their portraits taken. One was nearly deaf. The photographer asked them 2 take a seat. The deaf 1 asked "What did he say" & the other told her he wanted them 2 sit down. Then the photographer asked them 2 sit closer so that he could focus the camera, and the deaf 1 asked "what did he say" and the other told her that he was going 2 focus and the deaf 1 asked "what, both of us???" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

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(☀◠‿◠) "If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people. They're the ones who keep having gay babies!!!"(☀◠‿◠)

~♥~When you feel that you have reached the end and that you cannot go one step further, when life seems to be drained of all purpose; what a wonderful opportunity to start all over again, to turn over a new page! ~♥~

　
♥Don’t wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident, and more and more successful!♥

I JUST DONT "GET" HUMANS!

~❀~Don’t apologize ~ EVER ~ for doing what is right. Find your inner badass, and stand up and let yourself be counted for!!!!! ~❀~

★*´¯`*★If u want to stand out, don't be different; BE OUTSTANDING ~ Meredith West ~ ★*´¯`*★
　
We vegans have all met people who take our veganism personally. They become defensive when we mention that we don’t eat meat or use any animal products. Some might go directly to the attack: "You think you’re saving the world?" or "Well I’m never going to stop eating meat". This last spoken as a challenge. I have often asked what’s the deal here? All I said was I don’t eat meat. I didn’t ask them what they ate or didn’t eat, I didn’t challenge anyone to a duel. What if I had said "I don’t eat bread"? Would the reaction be the same? Why not?

(❀◠‿◠) Walking my Chihuahua Phinn is like being a celeb, we're constantly mobbed, today she's had her pic taken with 2 random ladies, been kissed and smothered by a gaggle of teenage girls, ruffled by various adoring hands, and chased by 3 flirtatious male dogs!! Should rename her Cheryl Cole really, lolzzz (❀◠‿◠)

❀ Never hold back, never hesitate, always go for it all, and sometimes just be a dumbass and do something stupid, learn from your mistakes and dont waste a minute!!!! ❀

♥❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*I talk to him when I'm lonesome like;
and I'm sure he understands.
When he looks at me so attentively,
and gently licks my hands;
Then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes,
but I never say "no" to that.
For we all know I can buy more clothes,
but never a friend like that - MY DOG ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*♥

✿¨¯`• ✿¨¯`• ✿In the hopes of reaching the moon, men fail to see the ✿flowers ✿ that blossom at their feet.✿¨¯`•✿

(✿◠‿◠) ♥ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD, still finding it hard without you, missing you too much, my heart never stops hurting ..... LOVE U SO MUCH, u know that, RIP Paps, till we meet again!! ♥

☆..¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough!!! ☆.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆

* ♥ ღ˛° * Open your♥ heart ♥ and feed your S*O*U*L * ♥ ღ˛° *

❉•¨¯` •* You know what, I DESPAIR of human behaviour, so I'm off to Narnia/Bed to dream of a better world ... nite nite folks .. if only dreams came true!!!!! ❉•¨¯` •*

❤Saving ONE animal wont change the world ... but it WILL change the world for that ONE ANIMAL!!!!!❤
So ....... let me get this straight, u OBJECT to dogs and cats being abused, but u dont mind cows and pigs being MURDERED? ... why is that??? .... just asking, curious why u think there's a difference ... they're ALL sentient beings!!!!!

✦*´¯`*✦"Ah yes, truth!!!! Funny how everyone is always asking for it but when they get it they don’t believe it because it’s not the truth they want to hear." ✦*´¯`*✦

(✦◠‿✦) Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add
the age you will be this year,

The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world (✦◠‿✦)

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☆•¨¯`• Seven days without laughter makes one weak! *.¸.*☆

(✿◠‿◠)I would do anything for love but I wont do THAT!! ~~ *kinky* teeheehee **wink* (✿◠‿◠)٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶
　
(★◠‿◠)Just to clarify matters "Yes I WAS dropped on my head as a baby" (★◠‿◠)
　
I Wish I Could See You One More Time
Come Walking Through My Door
But, I Know That Is Impossible
I Will Hear Your Voice No More
I Know You Can Feel My Tears
And You Don’t Want Me To Cry
Yet, My Heart Is Broken
Because I Can’t Understand Why
Someone So Precious Had To Die
I Pray That Life Will Give Me Strength
And Somehow Get Me Through
As I Struggle With This Heartache
That Was Caused By Losing You♥

★*´¯`*☀I can usually get a pretty good idea about someone by asking this question "What would you do if you had £I0 million? ★*´¯`*☀ ♥
　
~♥~(¯`·.·´¯) Off to get some much-needed Beauty Sleep - so u know what that means doncha? I may be gone for some time .... CYA next February!! lolzzzz, Nitey nite folkz z z z z z(¯`·.·´¯)

✦•.¸.•✦ Word of WARNING: The same fence that shuts others out shuts you in!!! ✦•.¸.•✦

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ I know this aint headline news, but some peeps are just ARSEHOLES!!!! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

☆*´¯`*☆Happiness resides not in possessions and not in gold; but in the feeling of happiness that dwells in the soul.☆*´¯`*☆

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Whats the difference between a woman with PMS & a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

♥ So many gods, so many creeds, so many paths that wind and wind, while just the art of being kind, is all the sad world needs ~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox ~ ♥

❈¸.•*´¯`❈Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. We get very little wisdom from success! ❈¸.•*´¯`❈

(❀◠‿◠) I'm well chuffed with the figures for my many additions to Status Shuffle .... I've added hundreds, and most get a min of between 400, but REALLY good figures on the others, with my top Add being 101,345 views, and 3,498 used, yipeeee, I'm sooo impressed !!! (❀◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ GET A LIFE NOW!! Was £24.99, reduced to £19.99: Available at selected Argos stores, while stocks last!! (only one life per customer) ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

◇*◆The opposite of good is not EVIL ~ the opposite of good is APATHY!! ◇*◆

★*´¯`*★Look * inside * yourself * and * find * strength!! ★*´¯`*★

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try."
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars."

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily." – Zig Ziglar

"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." – Confucius

Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind." – Bruce Lee

✦*´¯`*✦People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within." ✦*´¯`*✦

(☀◠‿◠) I LOVE NUTS!! ~~ oh well, you ARE WHAT U EAT!!! (☀◠‿◠)

✿˚•.¸.•*✿We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." ✿˚•.¸.•*✿

(☀◠‿◠)There was a young girl from Madras,
who had the most beautiful ass,
but not as you'd think,
firm, round and pink,
it was grey,
had long ears
and ate grass! (☀◠‿◠)

(☀◠‿◠) Two boys talking on their first day at school "My Daddy's an accountant, what does ur daddy do?" "My daddy's a lawyer" said one. "Honest?" said the other boy "No, just the regular kind"
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~ Evolution occurs during the brink of destruction. But part of evolution is LEARNING ~ so plant the seeds of compassion, instill a love and respect for all animals. Start early and change can happen ~ even before the need to evolve is upon us. ~

* ♥ ღ˛° *Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast." – William Shakespeare * ♥ ღ˛° *
　
(✖‿✖ ) WORDPLAY is SOOOO wasted on some peeps, I have to draw diagrams to explain some jokes .... different wavelengths?? ...more like different bloody planets, arrgghhhh, give me strength!!!!(✖‿✖ )

♥•.¸¸.•♥SHARE ♥ A♥ LITTLE ♥ LOVE ♥ TODAY ♥•.¸¸.•♥

★❉•¨¯` • DREAM as if you'll live forever, LIVE as if you'll die today ~ .¸.* ❉•¨¯` •*

HATE people who chew gum NOISILY .... feel like slapping them HARD!

SARCASM is a body's natural defense against STUPID

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my a$$!┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

~♥~Take what you want
Steal my pride
Build me up
Or cut me down to size
Shut me out...
But I’ll just scream
I'm only one voice in a million
But you aint taking that from me
Oh no you aint taking that from me
Cos when it all boils down
At the end of the day
Its what you do and say
That makes you who you are~♥~

(✿◠‿◠) I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you ... apparently the more you have the longer you live.(✿◠‿◠)
　
~ You say "we've always eaten animals since caveman days" ... and I say "yeh, but some of us have EVOLVED since then u throwback .. get back in ur cave !!!!!" ~

☀☽ ✯☽ ★Tired *✯☽* Yawn * ★*✯ NIte all ☀☽ ✯☽ ★

~ You say "we've always eaten animals since caveman days" ... and I say "yeh, but some of us have EVOLVED a bit since then u throwback .. get back in ur cave !!!!!" ~

❉•¨¯` •*I am the Pagan Man ~
I speak for all my kind,
When I criticise your point of view ~
your hollow state of mind.
You say that I'm an animal ~
well this at least is true,
I'm a thinking breathing human being ~
what the hell are you?•¨¯` •*❉'
　
* ♥ ღ˛° * You gotta take the good with the bad,
SMILE with the sad,
LOVE what u got,
and remember what u had,
learn to forgive, but NEVER forget,
learn from you mistakes, but never regret,
people change, things go wrong,
just remember LIFE GOES ON!!!!!!˛* ♥ ღ˛° * (❀◠‿◠)

ACHOOOOO!!!" *sneezes* ........If you're allergic to bullshit, drama, games, liars, & fake people keep this sneeze going....

✦ Had a bad day ... not sure where tomorrow takes me ... bed ..Nite .. ✦

*••.¸.•* I just don't know any more, its all getting a bit too much, need a MIRACLE!! •.¸.•*
٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Poo! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
　
　
(❀◠‿◠) Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian!!(❀◠‿◠)

Learning to find your way through the dark is the only way to find the LIGHT ღ˛° * °♥ ˚ •

"If you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything."

In NEED of rescue CHIS, so many in US, just wish it were possible to rehome from there, dont get many here, and I would take ALL dogs if I could
☆•¨¯`☆Try to bring me down and I'll rise to the top ~ Say I'm wrong and I'll prove I'm right ~ Tell me I can't and I'll show you I can ☆•¨¯`☆

"Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there.

Theologians can persuade themselves of anything." - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm hoping to find a cure for hiccups. But i'm not holding my breath

♥•.¸¸.•♥SHARE ♥ A♥ LITTLE ♥ LOVE ♥ TODAY ♥•.¸¸.•♥

I have a theory that the world would be a safer place if everyone were forced to take IQ tests and had to display their results as warnings to the population.

☆*.¸.*☆Sometimes things will fall apart in order for other things to fall into place!! ☆*.¸.*☆
　
Today is the first day of the rest of my life"

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Nathan Runkle.
DONT LEAVE PETS IN HOT CARS!!! U can download fliers here, or even make ur own, and dish them out when ur out and about to make peeps aware !!!!

♥ ღ˛° * °A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at." – Bruce Lee ♥ ღ˛° * °

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠The only horoscope you'll ever need goes like this: Planets are doing stuff, so it's a good day to do stuff but be prepared in case bad stuff happens!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠He called me ugly, I called him an ambulance ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
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If you can't take the blame for your failures, you are not worthy to take credits for your successes
☀•¨¯`•.¸¸.Follow ♥ •¨¯`•the .¸¸.☆Yellow •¨¯`•.Brick¸¸.♥•.Road ¸¸.☆ ☀*
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠You're getting old when you have the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got on a roller coaster!!!
•*¨★¨*• ♫Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle, And this'll help things turn out for the best... ♫ AND ....♫Always look on the bright side of life ♫ (♥◠‿◠)•*¨★¨*•

★ It's the most unhappy people who most fear change. ~ Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 ★

In the park yesterday, saw this lovely Staffie,gave her a little stroke, sadly she was with a Chavette & family, who promptly SCREAMED at the dog 4 NO REASON whatsof*cking ever, before KICKING THE DOG VERY HARD!!!!! Arrgghhhh, I WENT BALLISTIC, gave her a PIECE OF MY "FIRED UP" MIND, I dont care that they looked like smackheads, the park was heaving & no-one else gave a shit, spineless b*stards ~ I DESPAIR!!! :'(
　
~✦ ~Man is more shocked with wanton acts of vandalism against "things" than the habitual murder of our beautiful animal friends ~✦ ~
　
~♥~I wish the Rainbow Bridge had a phone, so I could hear your bark again. I thought of you yesterday and the day before that too. I think of you in silence and often speak your name. All I have are memories and pictures in a frame ... (and on my laptop) ~~ RIP Babe and Chico ~~ Repost this if you have a pet over the Rainbow Bridge that you miss from your life ~♥~
　
✦ • .¸.•✦YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE ~~ some peeps think that cos they can't save the world, then theres no point in doing anything, SO WRONG!!! ~*~* lots of tiny ripples can ultimately cause giant waves ...... tiny footsteps are better than none ✦ • .¸.•✦

¯`*V•.¸¸V´¯`*I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. ¯`*V•.¸¸V´¯`*

(©¿©)I grew up in a tough area. When I was a kid, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the Gateau. (©¿©)
　
"Cows produce milk for the same reason that humans do -to nourish their young-but calves born on dairy farms are taken from their mothers when they are just 1 day old so that humans can have the milk instead. Motherless and alone, they suffer from ulcers, diarrhea, pneumonia, and lameness. After 3 to 18 weeks of this deprivation they are trucked to the slaughterhouse and butchered
　
~✯~"You think I'm weird??? Your food consists of crushed pigs testicles, spinal cord, anal sphincter and hoof! How can you eat that shit and call Vegans weird? I mean, anal sphincter and hoof???? Wrapped up in pigs intestine, fried and called a sausage." ~ It's STILL a dead pig ~✯~

❉~❉When you decide to burn that bridge down, first make sure you can swim!!❉~❉

˚ ˚✰˚ ˛★* Make your S*M*I*L*E* change the world, but don't let the world CHANGE YOUR SMILE ?? ღ˛° ??* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ

(©¿©)Blonde goes to the doctors "Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm" ~ Doc asks "What are you taking for it?" ~ She says "pepper" (©¿©)

~*❀*~ One day DREAM asked LIFE: "when will we all come true?" LIFE smiled and replied "NEVER, because that day you all come true, I'll lose my meaning" ~~ LIFE ENDS WHEN U STOP DREAMING ~*❀*~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠It has come to my attention that some of my posts or comments might have offended some of you. If I have offended you, I apologize. If I have NOT offended you, please be patient. I will get around to you ALL eventually ~ please form an orderly queue! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

If you don't want to do it for animals, do it for the thousands that are dying of starvation ... 1lb of vegetables uses 25 gallons of water, 1lb of beef uses 5,214 gallons of water. GOING VEGAN REALLY CAN FEED THE WORLD!!!

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Face it, honey. Prince Charming aint coming ~ He's living with Mr. Right. ｡◕‿◕｡
　
After he saw a piglet slammed head first into a concrete floor, he began advocating for animals. He has led hundreds of events across the country, including protests outside pork and egg producer conventions, parade marches, and educational exhibits. The founder of Mercy for Animals, his work has saved countless animals' lives. The world is such a better place with him in it. His name is
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◆Animal activism is not about OUR "right to express our views", it's about "THEIR" RIGHT TO LIVE.◆
*☆*Money is neither my good nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether it's greedy and selfish or loving and caring!*☆*
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*☆*Money is neither my god nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether it's greedy and selfish or loving and caring!*☆*

~ I don't use my money to pay hitmen, my fridge as a morgue, my cooker as a crematorium or my body as a graveyard ~ However, I DO use my brain to THINK, my heart to be compassionate and my time to save animals. It's quite simple to change: JUST GO VEGAN ~ There's NO reason not to ~

♥~❤~♥Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.♥~❤~♥

THOU SHALT NOT KILL!! .... it says it in your holy book, but u choose to ignore it, I didnt realise it had a sub-clause of "except for animals" and the other sub-clause "as long as someone else is doing the killing for you" ~ GO VEGAN ~

(☀◠‿◠) LIFE IS SHORT .... don't dilly-dally (☀◠‿◠)

When KARMA comes back & bitch slaps you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs some help.
　
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us!!!!!
　
All of the Vitamin B12 in the world ultimately comes from bacteria. Neither plants nor animals can synthesize it. But plants can be contaminated with B12 when they come in contact with soil bacteria that produce it. Animal foods are rich in B12 only because animals eat foods that are contaminated with it or because bacteria living in an animal's intestines make it.

✦WISHES "There was a cure for stupidity!!!!!!" But there again, seeing as it's so widespread, why can't we just have a CULL, we seem to be good at culling lesser troublesome creatures after all ✦

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★❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*We all have the power to make WISHES COME TRUE ... as long as we keep believing ★❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*★
　
(✦◠‿✦) And on the 8th day God said "Let there be Facebook so that socially challenged people can have friends too (✦◠‿✦)
　
*.¸.*☆ Be careful of the words you say ~ And keep them soft and sweet ~ For you never know from day to day ~ Which ones you'll have to eat.*.¸.*☆

AS A VEGAN, WHY DO U FEEL THE NEED TO ATTACK ME CONSTANTLY ... HITTING A NERVE????????????????
　
•♥✯•*´¯`°✯♥*I'd rather be anything but ORDINARY!!!!•♥✯•*´¯`°✯♥*

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It's never too late to be what you might have been ~؟©)Yo mamma is so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals"(©؟©)
Do not wait for your ship to come in >>>>> SWIM OUT TO IT ~

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(☀◠‿◠) When I was young I used to pray for a bike, but then I realised God didnt work that way ... so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness!! (☀◠‿◠)

★*´¯`Will u look back on life and think "Im glad I did" or "I wish I had"??*´¯`*★
　
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{V}¯`*•.¸¸{V}´¯`*"A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has. " ~ Margaret Mead ¯`*•.¸¸{V}´¯`*{V}

(✿◠‿◠)Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened to someone else and you've got the photos you can upload and tag them in on Facebook.(✿◠‿◠)

★*´¯`*★•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆ • LIFE'S ♥ WHAT ♥ YOU ♥ MAKE ♥ IT •.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆ ~❤~
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠She`s so Fake! If you look behind her neck , I bet it says "Made in China". ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

◆◇ If you think you're good enough, you've just started your decline!!!! ◆◇
　
~ The only reason why you think it's ok to eat pigs and not cats is because you were RAISED to think that way!! TRY TO THINK FOR YOURSELF and NOT how others TELL u to think!!!!! ~

•.¸.•*•✿˚•.¸.•*✿DIGNITY and JUSTICE to all of us .. humans AND animals •.¸.•*•✿˚•.¸.•*✿
　
(❀◠‿◠) I have a hidden talents >>>> Damn, I can't remember where I put them (❀◠‿◠)

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◆~ If an animal does something, we call it instinct, if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence!!! ~◆~
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I have mood poisoning, must have been something I hate. ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

❤*´¯ Life lives ♥ Life dies ♥ Life laughs ♥ Life cries ♥ Life gives up and life tries ♥ But life looks different through everyone's eyes!! ❤*´¯`
　
◆ Peeps abuse their bodies then want miracles from drugs tested on animals for conditions that are self inflicted and totally preventable!!!! ◆

(✿◠‿◠) Somebody just called me immature .... Ooooo, well guess who's not allowed in my treehouse? (✿◠‿◠)

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Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another being. Each of us owes the deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this inner light•*¨☼
Albert Schweitzer

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* ♥ ღ˛° *Don't Look For Happiness, Create It * ♥ ღ˛° *(♥◠‿◠)
L-o-v-e-y-o-u. Today is love u day ♥ Send to everyone u love (and me) whether its real love or friendly love. U r spoiled if u get more than 5 back. I love you. A real friend walks with u when the rest of them walks over u. A real friend laughs with u when the rest of them laughs at u. A real friend talks with u when the rest of them talk about u!! (♥◠‿◠)
　
✯☽★Hush little baby don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet and in your head ✯
Nite peeps, dont have nightmares, lolzzzzz✯☽★

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Did you hear about the new Viagra you can now get as a nasal spray? It's for dickheads ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
(✿◠‿◠) Everybody says I got to get a grip, But I let sanity give me the slip (✿◠‿◠)
　
~ SO, YOU LOVE YOUR DOG, BUT YOU EAT PIGS?? ANIMAL LOVER???????????
　
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Call this insomnia
Cause this aint WONDERLAND,
It damn sure aint NARNIA ...
and once you cross the line
you can't change your mind ☆˛* ♥

* ♥ ღ˛° * In this world we have to take chances, sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not, but I'm telling you now, you will never know until you try * ♥ ღ˛° *

PEEPS I DONT LIKE MUCH: Bear Ghrylls .... wish something would take him by surprise and EAT HIM!!!!!!

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me." ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
° * °♥If they say LIFE'S A DREAM, ღ˛° * °๏̯͡๏)
≈♥♡≈ Our task must be to free ourselves ... by widening our circle of compassion to embrace ALL living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty ~ Albert Einstein ≈♥♡≈

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╚══`.¸.All animal rescuers, animal lovers and advocates! Thank you ALL for making a difference! ♥
•♥✯•*´¯`°✯♥*I'd rather be anything but ORDINARY!!!!•♥✯•*´¯`°✯♥*

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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I make no apologies for the fact that your balls aren't big enough to handle my personality ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~❀~You'll never know how STRONG you are until being strong is the only choice you have left!! ~❀~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Jim said "My wife sent me shopping today. She told me to go and buy something that'll make her look sexy, so I came back with 2 litres of vodka and a case of beer" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
★❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* I really was BORN THIS WAY!! ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*★
　
~❀~You'll never know how STRONG you are until being strong is the only choice you have left!! ~❀~

* ♥ ღ˛° * In this world we have to take chances, sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not, but I'm telling you now, you will never know until you try * ♥ ღ˛° *

* ♥ ღ˛° * I believe in the M*A*G*I*C of KINDNESS * ♥ ღ˛° *(☀◠‿◠) ♫If you're happy and you know it see a Shrink ♫
•✰ *WISHING* ƸӜƷ˚ ˚✰˚ YOU ˛★* ✰ •* ALL ღ˛°•★ •* ƸӜƷ A WONDERFUL * °♥ ˚ •ƸӜƷ ★ WEEKEND*˚ .ღ ★ *
I know a Chav whose name is Jim, I like 2 throw tomatoes at him, tomatoes are soft & they dont hurt the skin, but these f*ckers do, cos they come in a tin
Face it, honey. Prince Charming aint coming ~ He's living with Mr. Right. ｡◕‿◕｡✖‿✖ ) Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head!!
Animal exploiting industries rely on conditioning, lies and corruption in order to make people think in false ways and in some cases not think at all about such. But when the truth is put across, veganism is clear
✦ There's a VERY fine line between hope and despair ~ ALWAYS keep hoping!!✦

✰ ★♫♥ I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing ~ Just prayed to a God that I don't believe in! ✰ ★♫♥

★*´¯`*★When you stumble, make it part of the D*A*N*C*E ★*´¯`*★

˛* ♥ ღ˛° * You gotta take the good with the bad,
SMILE with the sad,
LOVE what u got,
and remember what u had,
learn to forgive, but NEVER forget,
learn from your mistakes, but never regret,
people change, things go wrong,
just remember LIFE GOES ON!!!!!!˛* ♥ ღ˛° * (❀◠‿◠)
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I fear the words "I have a cunning plan" are rapidly marching towards this conversation with ill-deserved confidence". Edmund Blackadder⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
◆ I am vegan, and in the eyes of exploitive barbarism that is considered weird, which only further confirms to me that veganism is normal!! ◆

p♦e♦a♦c♦e (✿◠‿◠)You may say that I'm a dreamer ♫ But I'm not the only one ♫ I hope someday you'll join us ♫ And the world will be as one ♫ Nothing to kill or die for ♫ Living life in peace ♫ No need for greed or hunger ♫ A brotherhood of man(✿◠‿◠) p♦e♦a♦c♦e

~*✿*~''It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal . It all comes down to pain and suffering. Not intelligence~ not strength ~ not social class or civil rights ~~~~~ Make the connection ~ EARTHLINGS ~*✿*~

~ A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; People call her a slut. No one knows she was raped at 13. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping ~ Thank u Glenys ♥

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ❤ Live life fully while you're here♥ Experience everything♥ Take care of yourself and your friends♥ HAVE FUN♥ bE cRaZy♥ bE wEiRd ♥ Go out and SCREW up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process♥ Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes, find the cause of your problem and eliminate it ♥ DON'T TRY TO BE PERFECT, just be an excellent example of being human♥ Anthony Robbins❤ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
　
As you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters
　
✦ Animals Are Not Ours to Eat
Animals Are Not Ours to Wear
Animals Are Not Ours to Experiment On
Animals Are Not Ours to Use for Entertainment
Animals Are Not Ours to Abuse in Any Way ✦

☀*´¯`*☽❤We all have guardian A♥N♥G♥E♥L♥S ☆ it's just most of us don't recognise them even when they're right in front of us!☽❤*´¯`* ☀

Rescue Chihuahuas in the UK ... know of any???? ... wish I could go to California, where they're abundant ..... would end up bringing them ALL back!!!!

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✖‿✖ ) Guy comes home from work and is greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purrs, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went to the pub with his mates!
(✿◠‿◠)Well ..... to be frank .... I'd have to change my name AND have a sex change!!!! (✿◠‿◠)
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, HOW CAN U SAY U "LOVE ANIMALS" but then EAT THEM????

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??✰ ?*Sprinkling* ?? ƸӜƷ˚ Your˚✰★ Life * ✰ •* ??With ღ˛° ƸӜƷ??Positive* °♥ ˚ Vibes •ƸӜƷ *Magic * ???? *˛ ˚and ??* ✰˚ Happiness ˚ღ* ˛˚ ♥ ✰˚*
　
Most people with pets always tell their children - "Don't smack it! Don't hurt it! - You want me to smack you! They feel pain like you!" - But then they sit their children down to eat a cow - pig - chicken - duck - fish and tell them - "You better eat all of it!" HOW CONFUSED IS THIS CHILD NOW :( "

♥"To the world you may be just one person, but to one life you may be the world!♥

Seriously though, how can u say u LOVE ANIMALS but then EAT THEM!!!

★*´¯`*★There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy ★*´¯`*★
　
...Your glass of cow's milk contains raped, enslaved and grieving mothers. Murdered children. Suffering. Pain. Pus. Blood. And some other nasty stuff. Imagine if you could SEE what a glass of milk contains...would you be able to drink it? Denial...it keeps the white milk from turning blood-red and ugly.
　
Animal liberation will not happen because humanity magically wakes up. No social justice movement has ever been won by people raising their consciousness. They came via civil disobedience, breaking the law and yes, some form of violence (by state or activists). If we want to create real liberation for nonhuman animals, we're going to have to be more creative and approach animal rights as a social justice movement.

(
✖‿✖ )Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I ... oo, look at that pretty little kitten over there!!
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ღ* Let's take a ride ♥ ✰˚* and run with the dogs tonight ♥* ✰♥ ✰*٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶✖‿✖ ) Blonde goes to buy a pizza, guy asks her if she wants it cut into 6 or 8 pieces ... "You'd better make it 6, I couldnt possibly eat 8" (✖‿✖ )
✖‿✖ ) I opened the door in my pyjamas. It's a funny place to have a door I know!٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶"

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(❀◠‿◠) "If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, then baffle 'em with bullshit!"(❀◠‿◠)

After all these years, Bono 'still hasn't found what he's looking for'~ because it's hard to find anything when your head's up your own arse

Had that funny feeling I was being watched today, but I shrugged it off + finished the table dance.

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠My uncle came out of the closet yesterday. He's not gay, oh no, he has alzheimer's and thought it was the car.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

Humans always ate meat'. Well, actually that's not true. But let's pretend you are right. Are murdering, raping, thieving and incestuous savages grunting at each other really your role models?

(✯◠‿◠) Having a MADHAIRDAY since 1966 and STILL going strong!!!!!!! (✯◠‿◠)
•*¨☀¨*•Go insane ★*ღ*° * ° Go insane ★* °Throw some G*L*I*T*T*E*R* ★ Make it rain •*¨☀¨*•

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

~❉~ Do you LOVE certain animals - but then go ahead and EAT other animals? .. there's a word for people who do that ... Ermmmmmmm .... now what is it???? Do YOU know??

~♥~ Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect, and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean. ~♥~

WHY ARE SOME HUMANS SUCH EVIL, NASTY, CRUEL, NARROW-MINDED, MALICIOUS, IGNORANT,SELFISH, GREEDY B*STARDS?? :'((

　
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(✯◠‿◠) I seriously think I've got "WEIRDO MAGNET" tattooed on my forehead, lolzzz .... note to self "check mirror" just in case (✯◠‿◠)
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠The secretary walks into her boss's office and says, "Sir, may I use your Dictaphone?" Her boss says, "No, use your finger just like everybody else ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
'˛* ♥ ღ˛° * The LOVE we receive will bring us happiness in life .... BUT it is the LOVE we extend to ALL LIFE that makes us who we are!!!˛* ♥ ღ˛° *
my neighbour has beaten his wife to death - not with a stick or anything, he just died first.
Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later) remember there aint no planet B.
　
~ Always makes me laugh when peeps say they're "afraid" of certain animals, like sharks, bears etc., just keep out of their way and they wont harm u, simple as that, u d*ckwits! .... more to be feared from humans! ~
　
★*´¯`*★There are two types of peole who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in the world: Those who are afraid to try themselves and those who are afraid that you will succeed!★*´¯`*★

♥*✿•.¸¸.•If you smile just right, no one knows you might have a heart ♥ full of pain and a soul that can't reign .¸¸.•♥*✿

~ I'm patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it ~

History has shown us what human beings are capable of and what they would still be doing to each other were it not for legislation. Animals continue to suffer at the hands of humans simply because they have no voice. PLEASE BE THEIR VOICE AND FIGHT FOR THEIR RIGHTS!!
　
(◣‿◢)A man goes into a Waterstones bookstore and asks the young lady assistant,"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." The man said, "That's the one! I'll take a copy."(◣‿◢)

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◇◆◇"THOU SHALT NOT KILL!" ~ The only cruel free life is a VEGAN LIFE!◇◆◇

~ If you smoke, u must admit that ur poisoning your body, its a no brainer, u know its the truth ... so why do u let your pets breath in your second hand smoke????? ~

(©¿©)A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear." ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

~❀~I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
~ Gilda Radner ~❀~
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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Math questions are so stupid! They're like "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?" Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

¯\(©¿©)/¯Sometimes there just aren't enough explicit words in my vocabulary to fully express what I'm thinking!¯\(©¿©)/¯

VIRUS ON FB using YOUR pictures. It says you've been tagged in a picture, wants you to click on a link to see it. Then hacks into YOUR computer & ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS including BANKING & other secure accounts. It DESTROYS YOUR COMPUTER. Once hacked into your comp; it sends e-mails to your friends… telling them they have been TAGGED in pics & starts the process again. PLEASE RE-POST URGENT

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♥Ever notice how when you’re depressed or emotionally drained, that your heartbeat is stronger than normal? At times it seems as if it’s going to beat right though your chest. It’s your heart’s way of letting you know that it’s still there. It may have been broken, it may have been ripped out of your chest and stepped on but it still holds life. And eventually, it will beat strong and love again ♥
　
~ I'm against racism, sexism, speciesism, ageism...prejudice that is based on irrelevant characteristics. I don't think that humans deserve protection from bodily harm, but nonhuman animals don't. I'm not humancentric & I am rejecting the speciesist notion that I have a right to not be harmed but other sentient animals should not have that same fundamental right. ~
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠The difference between men and women can be summed up in punctuating the following sentence. "A woman without her man is nothing"
Men will write "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
Women will write "A woman: without her, man is nothing."⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~♥~ I'm a lover not a figther, but I'll fight for what I LOVE ~♥~

♫★•*★♫♥ WIGGLE IT!!
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Family isn't always blood. It's the people in your life who want you
in theirs. The ones who accept you for who you are. The ones
who would do anything for you, and love you no matter what.
Thanks to my FB 'family' ~ i appreciate all of you! ❤
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¯\(©¿©)/¯ I overanalyze everything all of the time. Maybe overanalyze isn't the right word. And not everything, but most things. And not all the time ¯\(©¿©)/¯

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Lady says to her doctor "My husband has the habit of talking in his sleep. What should I give him to cure it? Doc says "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
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★*ღ*° * Happy birthday to my dear Grandma, would've been 100 today .. Always in our thoughts ♥ Forever in our hearts! ♥ RIP Nana ~ 27.6.1911-29.12.81 ♥•.¸¸.•♥

(©¿©)A woman was sipping a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how the hell I could ever live without you!" Her husband asks "Sweetheart, is that you, or the wine in you talking?" She replies "It's me ........ talking to the wine(©¿©)

❉*.¸.*❉Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent❉*.¸.*❉
　
❉¨*• Monday's nearly over, the week is on its way, so I'd better get some beauty sleep, and re-charge for another day ❉¨*• NITE ALL (❉◠‿◠)
　
✯•*´¯`°✯If you're so caught up in avoiding lightning, you may not ever enjoy a single thunderstorm✯•*´¯`°✯

❀ •.¸¸.•❀A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives you R*O*S*E*S!!❀ •.¸¸.•❀

(☀◠‿◠) The S*U*N has got its hat on ♫♫ hip hip hip hooray ♫♫ the S*U*N has got its hat on and I'M GOING out to play!!!!! Have a beautiful day ALL (☀◠‿◠)
　
✯•¨¯`• ✯ " shhh, can u hear that?" Thats my bed calling, and I know what ur thinking, "a talking bed"??? Yep, that really is how tired I am, Nite nite peeps Zzzzzzz ✯•¨¯`• ✯
　
♥.•*¨`*• Ask yourself whether the DREAM of H*E*A*V*E*N should be waiting for us in our graves - or whether it should be ours here and now and on this earth. .•*¨`*• ♥
　
~♥~If you see someone in need, be it animal or human, HOLD OUR YOUR HAND .... one day u might be grateful that others are holding out their hands FOR YOU!!! ~♥~

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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Note to the male of the species: Just because you got one.......doesn't mean you gotta act like one!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Mickey mouse was in court, the Judge said "Mickey you can't divorce Minnie just 'cos she has sticky out teeth!" Mickey said " No, no, no, I said she was f*cking Goofy! !!!!!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

Time for some shut-eye, with lush dreams til morning, so toodlepip peeps, I'm yawning, I'm yawning

★★We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.•¨¯`•★
　
(✿◠‿◠)Did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger? ......... Yeh?? well he’s back in town and he wants your number! teeheehee (✿◠‿◠)
　
•*¨`*• The three C's of life: Choices, Chances Changes. You must make a CHOICE to take a CHANCE, or your life will never CHANGE•*¨`*•
　
☀☀☀So .... it was "supposed" to be SCORCHING HOT today ... HEATWAVE they said, what a load of old tosh, chucked it down most of the day .... oh well, tomorrows another day and they promised it'd be SUNSHINE all over, so we'll see, hope so, gotta day out planned!! ☀☀☀

(✿◠‿◠)Did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger? ......... Yeh?? well he’s back in town and he wants your number! teeheehee (✿◠‿◠)
　

◆*◇*◆Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~Dr Seuss ◆*◇*◆

◆*◇*◆Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~Dr Seuss ◆*◇*◆

★❉•¨¯` •Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? •¨¯` •★❉

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Went to the bank today and asked the cashier if she'd check my balance. The silly cow pushed me over!!
Lady says to her doctor "My husband has the habit of talking in his sleep. What should I give him to cure it? Doc says "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
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☀ I was raised to say please and thank you, have respect for my elders, lend a helping hand to those who were in need, to hold the door for the person behind me, say excuse me when it was needed, and to love people for who they are, not for what you can get from them. I was taught to treat people the way that I wanted to be treated. If you were raised this way, please repost this ! ☀
　
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐I smile because I have no idea whats going on ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

✿•¨¯`•✿"For every dark night, there's a brighter day" Tupac Shakur✿•¨¯`•✿

(✿◠‿◠)☀ When it comes to staying young, a M*I*N*D*L*I*F*T beats a facelift any day!!! ☀ (✿◠‿◠)
☀☽ ✯☽ ★Z z z z z z z z z z z ☀☽ ✯☽ ★
　
　
FAIRY OF JOY

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I'm convinced there is no ideal family. Every family has a relative they would prefer to keep hidden ..... if you think your family doesn't have one ... then chances are it's YOU!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

✿˚•.¸.•*✿Don't expect her to sit down and be a lady if you aren't willing to stand up and be a man!✿˚•.¸.•*✿

✿˚•.¸.•*✿Don't expect her to sit down and be a lady if you aren't willing to stand up and be a man!✿˚•.¸.•*✿

✦•.¸.•✦Problems are not stop signs ~ they're merely guidelines ✦•.¸.•✦

¯\(©¿©)/¯I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see you're a train wreck from all the way over here ¯\(©¿©)/¯

(❉◠‿◠) Houston we have a problem!!!! ~ Every day when I read the newspapers I'm "strangely" drawn to click "LIKE" !! (❉◠‿◠)
　
❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* To LOVE is to risk not being loved in return ƸӜƷ To HOPE is to risk pain. ƸӜƷ To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing ƸӜƷ ❉•¨¯` •*.¸.*

(✿◠‿◠) ❤ Keep smiling- Sometimes the people you are smiling at don't return the gesture, they are the ones who need a smile the most.❤(✿◠‿◠)

☽ ✯☽ ★Cats in: CHECK ... Doors locked: CHECK .... LIGHTS out: CHECK .... Squishy bed: CHECK ... NITE all sweetest dreamz to u all Z z z z ☽ ✯☽ ★

(✯◠‿◠)If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree. (✯◠‿◠)

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╭♥╯╭♥╯╭♥╯Every day, every one of us makes a difference, and even the smallest acts of care and compassion ripple out to great effect." ~~Jane Goodall╭♥╯╭♥╯╭♥╯

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I'm not of this species, I despise the apathy and indifference that humans have to the suffering they inflict and perpetuate with their selfish lifestyles, they treat their possessions, cars, houses, BETTER than they treat ANY animal FGS :'(((((((

☆•¨¯`•I could really •.¸¸.☆ use a •.¸¸.☆ W*I*S*H•.¸¸.☆ right now!!! •.¸¸.☆

(✿◠‿◠)My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems (✿◠‿◠)
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister but at least I got her ruby slippers ... RESULT!! ⎝⏠
❀ •.¸¸.•❀I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair ❀ •.¸¸.•❀
　
　
★•¨¯`•☆There's★ aLwAyS★ s*u*n*s*h*i*n*e★ aFtEr ★ tHe★ r•a•i•n!!☆•¨¯`•★

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠"Dude that song is sooooo old"...."Well so is your mum ......but you still listen to her." ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
•??* ♥ ˚MAKE ˚✰˚ EVERY˛★* ?? ღ˛° DAY??* °♥ MAGICAL ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ
★*´¯`*★ Every year, the FAIRY OF JOY visits earth and whoever she touches with her want receives HAPPINSS!!! May she beat the shit out of you ★*´¯`*★
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♥ And if I go, while you're still here
Know that I still live on,
Vibrating 2 a different measure,
Behind a thin veil that u cannot see through.
U will not see me, so u must have faith.
I will wait there 4 the time when we can soar together again,
both aware of each other.
Until then, live ur life 2 the fullest.
And when u need me, just whisper my name in your heart,
I will be there♥
　
✿Call me daft, call me a bore, if you dont like me there's the door.
Call me skinny, call me fat, I can put it on or I can lose that.
Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me, but I'm having fun.
Call me a flirt, call me a fake, that's just me so give me a break.
Call me a loon, call me a geek, call me what you want, I'm just unique!
Go on, repost this if you don't give a crap what people think!! ✿
° * °♥ ღ ღ˚ •*Nothing GREAT was ever achieved without enthusiasm ~ Emerson ღ˛° * °♥ ღ ღ˚ •*
Who remembers when downloading a song was trying to tape it off the radio and hoping the Dj didnt talk over the phone?
"It's an idiotic double standard: you can't kick a dog, but you can lock a pig up in a small crate and take her piglets away before she can nurse them properly, as any mother is programmed to do. This is man's insane inhumanity at its worst."
-- Rick Dove

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Status updates June 2011

2011-06-21T13:03:00.000-07:00

(｡◕V◕) I'm too sexy for my straitjacket (◕V◕ )

~ Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. He tried again and again while a couple of birds watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate:"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." :)

(♥◠‿◠) ☀•¨¯`•☀As you get older three things happen. The first thing is that your memory goes ........ and I can't seem to remember the other two ....!!! (Norman Wisdom) •¨¯`•☀(♥◠‿◠)

ƸӜƷI've always felt that animals are the purest spirits in the world. They don't fake or hide their feelings, and they are the most loyal creatures on Earth. And somehow we humans think we're smarter—what a joke. ~ P!nk ƸӜƷ

•.¸★¸.•RESPECT ALL LIFE •.¸★¸.•

☀•¨¯`•☀Don't just open your E*Y*E*S •¨¯`• Open your H♥E♥A♥R♥T too!!! ☀•¨¯`•☀

~ WHY DOES BACEFOOK HAVE TO DO THE "HANSEL AND GRETEL" TRAIL ALL THE DAMNED TIME? Do others REALLY want to know where we've been and what we've said to others??? .SOOOO annoying .... just saying ~~

☆•¨¯`• ☆ALWAYS try to be a little kinder than is necessary!☆•¨¯`• ☆
　
Animals are not food. You've been lied to all your life. Remember back 2 when you were a child, before you were brainwashed, you liked to pet a lamb, watch the cows "moo", adore litle piglets: You would never have wanted to eat a lamb or a pig or any other breathing, feeling, living animal. Animals are not ours to use. We should help them not harm them, they FEEL PAIN just as we do and WANT TO LIVE just as we do~
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I'd like to see your point of view ..... BUT .... I can't seem to get my head that far up my ASS!!!!! ) ٩(͡ï̯͡ï)۶
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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Little boy sitting in the bath tub, looking at his private parts. He says 'Mummy are these my brains?' Mommy said 'Not yet son, not yet'. ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
❀ •.¸¸.•❀ Life is about learning that you have a choice * You can choose to be hopeful rather than hopeless ❀ •.¸¸.•❀

♥ We should adopt a vegan diet, a diet that saves lives, a diet of peace. Only peace energy will beget peace for our planet." - Loving Hut Vegan Restaurant ♥

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he shouted. The wife turned to the other man and said "I told you he was stupid." ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
(✿◠‿◠)Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 peeps in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Ting. But I think its probably Colin! (✿◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Little boy sitting in the bath tub, looking at his private parts. He says 'Mummy are these my brains?' Mommy said 'Not yet son, not yet'. ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐Sometimes I hear voices in YOUR head ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

♥ Our furbabies make life meaningful ♥ Give it soul ♥ Give it a reason ♥ I seriously doubt whether life would be so worthwhile without my WONDERFUL furbabies and I'm NEVER gonna put it to the test, animals make our lives SWEET! ~ despite the heartache that comes when we inevitably have to suffer loss ~ RIP BABE 9.4.97-19.6.11 :'(( ♥

(❀◠‿◠)Guy has 6 kids + was so proud of himself that he called his wife 'Mother of 6', in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. Near home time he wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of 6?"
His wife, irritated by this shouted back, "Anytime ur ready, Father of 4!"(❀◠‿◠)
　　
★*´¯`*★Who the hell u calling crazy? You wouldnt know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating fruit loops on your front porch ★*´¯`*★
　　
~*❤*~ 'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked."
'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.'
'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.
'You must be," said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here to Facebookland.' ~*❤*~

WISH people wouldnt treat Mum like an ignorant old fool all the damned time .. SHE'S DEAF, NOT STUPID!!!!! It's bad enough when I'm with her, having to REPLY to the dirty looks she gets, so imagine what its like when she's on her own!!! Everyone would be wise to remember that the next time you think someones ignoring you, they're probs NOT, they may just be DEAF!!

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☆ ☆•*¨`*•Reality •*¨`*•used * to * be * a * friend * of * mine •*¨`*•☆ ☆

☀✯☽ ★*Yawwwwwwwwn* ~ JIGGERED!! But going to bed with LOTS of thoughts rushing around my mad little head ~ TIME FOR A CHANGE!! Hmmmmmmmmmmm *ponders* ~ NITE all Z z z z z ☀✯☽ ★

ƸӜƷI've always felt that animals are the purest spirits in the world. They don't fake or hide their feelings, and they are the most loyal creatures on Earth. And somehow we humans think we're smarter—what a joke. ~ P!nk ƸӜƷ

~ WHY DOES BACEFOOK HAVE TO DO THE "HANSEL AND GRETEL" TRAIL ALL THE DAMNED TIME? Do others REALLY want to know where we've been and what we've said to others??? .SOOOO annoying .... just saying ~~
❈¸.•*´¯`❈If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what "IS"! ❈¸.•*´¯`❈　
　
(✿◠‿◠) Multi-tasking like a demented squirrel on speed !!!!! (✿◠‿◠)
　
~ ALWAYS amazes me that some peeps take better care of their cars, houses and possessions than they do their own BODIES!!!!! ~

★*´¯`°✯Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got" ~ Garth Brooks ★*´¯`°✯
　
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SMILE with the sad,
LOVE what u got,
and remember what u had,
Learn to forgive, but NEVER forget,
Learn from you mistakes, but never regret,
People change, things go wrong,
Just remember LIFE GOES ON!!!!!!˛* ♥
☀✯☽ ★*Yawwwwwwwwn* ~ JIGGERED!! But going to bed with LOTS of thoughts rushing around my mad little head ~ TIME FOR A CHANGE!! *ponders* ~ NITE all Z z z z z ☀✯☽ ★
ღREFUSE to devote ANY time to painful memories of the past! YOU can't drive well while looking in the rear view mirror, you're bound to bump into something, so just LET GO, and keep your eye on the road ahead!!!!!!! ★ღ
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☽ ✯☽ ★The night has fallen, the day is done, ƸӜƷ
The moon has taken the place of the sun,
Close your eyes and snuggle up tight,
　
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And remember that angels ♥
Will watch over you tonight ..
NITE ALL, sweet dreamz ☽ ✯☽ ★
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* ♥ ღ˛° *Someday everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason! * ♥ ღ˛° *
☀.•.¸☀¸.• ☀ Dont forget peeps, FIRST DAY OF SUMMER tomorrow, yipeeee, hopefully we'll get some sunshine pretty soon, but if we dont, just make sure the sun keeps shining in your heart instead !!☀.•.¸☀¸.• ☀
　
✦•.¸.•✦GIVE but don't allow yourself to be USED ~ LOVE but don't allow your heart to be ABUSED ~ TRUST but don't be NAIVE ~ LISTEN to others but don't lose your OWN VOICE!✦•.¸.•✦
　
(✿◠‿◠) VEGANS DO IT WITH THEIR EYES AND HEARTS OPEN!! (✿◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I felt sorry for the hypnotist last night, he put 7 rugby players in a trance, dropped the microphone on his foot and yelled "F*ck me!!!!!" ..... What happened next will haunt me forever!!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
(◣‿◢) WHAT IS NORMAL? I know I'm deffo not "IT" ... I was just wondering what it was, that's all!!!!! (◣‿◢)
　
(☀◠‿◠) URGENT APPEAL: I need to emigrate ANYWHERE warm and dry ASAP,the trouble is I've only got £3.60 in the Emigration Fund, but all donations will be gratefully appreciated ... please give generously, lolzz (☀◠‿◠)

❉•¨¯` • ƸӜƷ When the caterpillar thought it was the end of its life ƸӜƷ it turned into a B*U*T*T*E*R*F*L*Y ✿•.¸¸.•*´¯`°*.¸.* ƸӜƷ

ƸӜƷ Just liberated a bird from the clutches of my cat Loopys jaws, managed to fly away, safe for another day!!!ƸӜƷ ♥• ¨¯`•♥✯•*´¯`°✯♥*
My beautiful, Guardian Angel, BABE, DIED in my arms TODAY at 2.10pm, nursed him through the night with hugs and kisses, knowing what was coming ... my hearts hurting too much to see you leave this world, u brought me so much JOY and gave me so much LOVE, I'm just DEVASTATED, u were a Shining Star and my Guardian Angel ~ RIP Sweetheart ~ *crying a river*:'(((

My beautiful, gorgeous, Guardian Angel Chihuahua, Babe, died today aged 14, he was epileptic, and was diagnosed with heart failure in Feb 2010, the vet saying he would last no longer than a few months at the most, but he defied the odds, going on for another 14 months, but sadly it all got a bit much for him, slowly deteriorating, but still with a SPARK and so FULL of L♥ve,he was still running around with vigour last week, but yesterday I sensed all was not well, and knew his parting was imminent .. I nursed him all through the night and during the first part of today, gently stroking him and kissing him, telling him how much I loved him .... but he slipped away at 2.10pm ..... DEVASTATED, I'm in bits, he was the first Chihuahua I brought into this world, literally, and now I've had to see him leave too ... he died in my arms, peacefully ♥ RIP Sweetheart ... till we meet again ~ *too many tears* ♥ :'(((((
　
Missing your Dear Dad on Father's Day:
Father's day reminds me more
than any other day in the year
Of the overwhelming loss I feel
and how much I miss you being here
The times we used to laugh and joke
at something you had done
It breaks my heart to remember
and I can't believe you're gone
We'll never have those times again
All that's left is my memories
I'd give everything I own
just to have you back with me ..
Love and Miss you SO VERY MUCH PAPS :'(((

✯<¨¯`• ☽*★Wake me up when tomorrow comes .. Nite nite peeps Z z z z ✯¨¯`• ☽*★
　
(✯◠‿◠) YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!!!! That would explain why I'm a first class NUTJOB then!!!! *wink* (✯◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I'd like to see your point of view ..... BUT .... I can't seem to get my head that far up my ASS!!!!! )
　
◆◇ DON'T feed your dogs chocolate, it's highly toxic !!!- I thought everyone knew this until today, when I had to VERBALLY SLAP someone for doing exactly that !!!◆◇

(✯◠‿◠) So, running around like a kid with lots of kids today had its consequences .... managed to get a near black eye courtesy of my 3 yr old nephew when our heads collided, lolzzz .... Thanks Liam .. OUCH!!! (✯◠‿◠)

☆•¨¯`•☆ There's GOOD AND BAD IN every culture, race, religion, sex. No one section of society is purely good, just as none are wholly bad ~ You can't condemn the majority for the sins of the few ~ this applies to EVERY inch of ALL society!☆•¨¯`•☆
　
★*´¯`*★ There's•.¸.• A•.¸.• Little •.¸.• Witch •.¸.• in•.¸.• Every•.¸.• Woman ★*´¯`*★

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Texted "I love you" to thirty phone numbers I just made up. Let the fun begin!!!
¨¯`•.¸¸.♥I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're NEVER gonna keep me down!! •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥
ღ˛° * You gotta take the good with the bad, ღ˛° * (❀◠‿◠)
　
A blonde calls 999 and says "My house is on fire!!!" The operator sys "How do we get to ur house?" ... the blonde says "In the BIG RED TRUCK .... STUPID, DOH!!!!!" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

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2011-05-30T14:08:00.000-07:00

(❉◠‿◠) CUPID STUNT (❉◠‿◠)

(❉◠‿◠) I was lying in bed last night looking up at the moon and stars shining so brightly when I suddenly thought to myself "Where the hell's my roof gone!!"٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

* ♥ ღ˛° * LIFE's what you make it but just remember to choose your ingredients carefully !!! * ♥ ღ˛° *

~ I'm sorry but if you believe in God and you eat dead animals you're quite CLEARLY a hypocrite!!! "Thou shalt Not Kill any Living thing, for Life is Given by God and that which God has Given, Let No Man taketh Away" ~ 1 of the 10 commandments ~

♫ ♬ Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one ♫ ♬ ♫
　
♥ ˚ღ 2 years today since u went away Dad, hurts like hell every single day, but like u always taught me I try to "BE POSITIVE" despite the constant ache in my heart, it's tough .... thinking of u always ... RIP Paps ♥ ˚ღ
　
✿•.¸¸.•✿ Count the garden by the flowers ✿ never by the leaves that fall ~ Count your life with smiles✿ and not the tears that roll. ✿•.¸¸.•✿
　
　
♥ ˚ღ It's kinda hard with you not around
Know you in heaven smilin down
Watching us while we pray for you
Every day we pray for you
Til the day we meet again
In my heart is where I'll keep you Dad
Memories give me the strength I need to proceed
Strength I need to believe
My thoughts Big I just can't define
Wish I could turn back the hands of time ~ ♥ ˚ღ

•*¨☀¨*•When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. ~Kahlil Gibran •*¨☀¨*•
Bum ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
　
　
★¸.•.¸★¸.•The obstacle is the path. ~ Zen Proverb .¸★¸.•.¸★
　
☆:*´¨`* GEMINI: Trustworthy * Always hApPy ~ VERY Loud * Talkative * Outgoing ~ VERY FORGIVING * Has a genuine SMILE ~ Loyal * Generous. *´¨`*☆

★"Every morning you'e handed 24 golden hours. They're one of the few things in this world that you get free of charge. If you had all the money in the world, you couldn’t buy an extra hour. What will you do with this priceless treasure? Remember, you must use it, as it is given only once. Once wasted you cannot get it back."★

(❀◠‿◠) Shake it like a Polaroid picture!!! *fnar fnar* (❀◠‿◠)
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Why did the woman cross the road? More to the point, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen??
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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Two blondes in a car park were trying in vain to unlock the door of their Mercedes soft top with a coat hanger. When the girl with the hanger paused for breath, her friend said "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Disneyworld: A people trap, operated by a mouse

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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠After bumping into a talking tin man, a talking lion, and a talking scarecrow, Dorothy finally realised that that her drug problem had gotten out of hand and booked herself into REHAB!!

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~♥~ People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within

~ NO natural/herbal medicine or remedy in the world is gonna work if ur poisoning ur body with cigarettes, alcohol and corpses .... many peeps treat their houses and cars better than the ONE and only body they have, which ALWAYS baffles me!! U gotta TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF ~
　
☆•¨¯`• The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines! *.¸.*☆
　
~ If an animal kills a human, the animal is also then killed, but it's ok for humans to murder billions of animals every year with no consequences at all! Animals NEVER get a trial, but f*cked up humans do and STILL get to live! GO FIGURE! :'(((( ~

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ TIP OF THE DAY: Dont rub your "very tired" eyes when you've been rubbing Deep Heat on ur "very painful" shoulder!!!! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
　
★"More often in life, we end up regretting the chances in life that we had, but didn’t take them, than those chances that we took and wished we hadn’t." ~ CARPE DIEM! ★
　
❈¸.•*´¯`❈"The harder you fall, the higher you bounce ❈¸.•*´¯`❈
　
♥•.¸¸.•♥ I expect to pass through the world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness I can show to any creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer it, for I shall not pass this way again ♥•.¸¸.•♥

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠NO!! You can't see who's viewed your profile...... and YES, you're an numpty!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

❀I'm often accused of being CHILDISH! I prefer to interpret that as child-like. I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things. I tend 2 exaggerate, fantasize, & embellish. I play with leaves. I skip down the street and run against the wind, I get drenched in the rain. I never water my garden without soaking myself ..... Growing Old is Mandatory, but Growing Up Is Optional ~ Keep the Child Within! !❀

☀☽ ✯☽See that squishy looking bed over there? That's mine, and I'm jumping right on in it .... feel free to join me, virtually speaking of course cos u know I'm a laydeeee ... right? hahaha, nite nite all z z z z z ☀☽ ✯☽
　
WHY ARE SOME HUMANS SO EVIL, NASTY AND CRUEL?
　
❀ •.¸¸.•❀ ENJOY the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realise they WERE the "big" things ❀ •.¸¸.•❀

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Mickey mouse was in court, the Judge said "Mickey you can't divorce Minnie just 'cos she has sticky out teeth!" Mickey said " No, no, no, I said she was f*cking Goofy! !!!!!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
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(❉◠‿◠) ATTENTION !!! Due to technical difficulties, the scheduled END OF WORLD event has been postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... OOPS!!!!! Epic Fail .... We will attempt another doomsday event in December, 2012. Please stay tuned 4 more details (❉◠‿◠)
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(❉◠‿◠) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. (❉◠‿◠)
　
★CHANGE THE WORLD: Even if in a small way ♥ Make a Difference and HELP others ♥ Do NO harm ♥ ALWAYS think what you can do to HELP ♥ ONE person can really make a difference★
　
　
ƸӜƷ "When we let go of believing we are superior,
we open ourselves to the experience of living in the community of Nature." ƸӜƷ

✯°¤.¸.¤✯ Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we react to what happens; not by what life brings us, but by the attitude we bring to life. A POSITIVE attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst a spark that creates extraordinary results!✯°¤.¸.¤✯

(*~*)No need to kill a Rhino and consume it's horn in an attempt to improve your sexual prowess, simply stand in front of a mirror and you'll discover you're already a COMPLETE DICK (*~*)

~~ "People get offended by animal rights campaigns. It's ludicrous. It's not as bad as mass animal death in a factory ~ Richard Gere ~
　
(❉◠‿◠) Don't rely on someone else for your happiness and self worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can't love and respect yourself - no one else will be able to make that happen. Accept who you are - completely; the good and the bad - and make changes as YOU see fit - not because you think someone else wants you to be different.! (❉◠‿◠)
　
I wish I could see the news feed from ALL my FB friends, it annoys me that I dont get to see what they're up to, or what they're about, but its impossible to visit all their pages obviously, just wish FB would sort the NEWS FEED out so I could see it all!!
　
*¨✿¨*"The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you!" *¨✿¨*
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠A guys walks into a chemist and asks for some condoms. "Do u need a bag?" asks the assistant .... "no need, this time she's not that ugly !" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠"What have you been reading, the Gospel According to St. Bastard?" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars... hahahaha, idiots!!!! They could have downloaded it for free!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

Your gender, race, skin colour, religion, culture, traditions, sexuality, politics, height, weight, fashion sense, language and accent do not concern me. I am only interested in whether or not you accept the premise that all beings have a right to life, because I do. That's why I'm Vegan. Why aren't you?
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Everybody always tells ya to say "No!" to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's probably too late hear Miss Imogen Thomas has a new career as a stand up comic, she's been doing Giggs for about six months now!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠　٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

☆*´¯`* ★ (✿◠‿◠)Will try anything once, and twice if it's GOOD!! (✿◠‿◠)☆*´¯`* ★

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ The cops came to my house earlier, claiming that my dog had chased someone on a bike. I said "Piss off, my dog doesn't even have a bike!" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Stephen Hawking has FINALLY written a new book -- It's about time ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ We have the Dog Whisperer, even a Bear Whisperer, now all we need is a Stupid People Whisperer .. but failing that, a CULL will suffice !! MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE .... cull the nuisance that is Stupid People⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(✿◠‿◠) The major cause of car accidents is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel. (✿◠‿◠)

~✿~ Some people worry that artificial intelligence will make us feel inferior, but then, anybody in his right mind should have an inferiority complex every time he looks at a F*L*O*W*E*R ~✿~

(✿◠‿◠)My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely and doesn't come back for days! (✿◠‿◠)
　
(✯◠‿◠) Woman asks her husband "Can we go out somewhere really expensive tonight honey?" ~ "Sure darling" ~ So he took her to the petrol station (✯◠‿◠)
　
　
☼ ☀☽ ✯☽ "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night." ... oh, and blessed is the person who doesnt have a dicky shoulder like me, OUCH!! too painful :'(( wont sleep again tonight folks, but hope u do .. sweet dreamzzz ☼ ☀☽ ✯☽

(✯◠‿◠)Dear person complaining about the cost of petrol ..... "That Starbucks coffee in your hand costs £20 a gallon" .... seriously? ....just saying ....

✯¨¯❀✿¨¯``❤My bed is shouting, "JUMP on IN", so I'm off now peeps, cya in the morning! SWEET DREAMZZZ✯¨¯`❀✿❤¸.✯¨¯`ღ❤
　
☆ So... off to beddibies with my STILL painful shoulder, gotta be up early to pick Mum up from hospital .... biziday ahead .... ☆

☀☽ ✯☽ Hope Narnia has some pain relief tonight .... failing that, I'm gonna sleep in the bath Z z z z z ..... honestly, lolzzzz ... NITE ALL ☀☽ ✯☽
　
(✯◠‿◠)Actually, according to chemists, alcohol IS a solution …..(✯◠‿◠)

"WHY do you eat meat?"
"Because it's NATURAL."
"Will you watch Earthlings?"
"No, it's too disturbing."
"Well if it's natural to eat meat, then how come watching animals dying doesn't make you HUNGRY?" ~ Shelley Williams

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I'm not of this species, I despise the apathy and indifference that humans have to the suffering they inflict, they treat their possessions, cars, houses, BETTER than they treat ANY animal FGS :'(((((((
　
ladies you need to stop calling mean dogs, cuz their not dogs. First off dogs are loyal and they can lick thier own balls. Yeah can a man do that, i dont think so
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Listen to me when I tell you: "Never give advice to others" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
make a video game where I kill Bin Laden and then bring him back to life and kill him again. I'm gonna call it "Recycling Bin"
　
　
Brunette: what r you doing? Blonde: trying 2 commit suicide. Brunette: the rope goes around your neck, not your waist. Blonde: Tried that, but I couldn't breath

Jeeeese ... some days .... just some days ..... I really dont give a flying f**k ~ this is one of them days :(
★♥´´¯`*○ ☆Being H*A*P*P*Y* doesnt mean everythings perfect, it means that you decided to look beyond the imperfections!! ★♥´´¯`*○ ☆

★¸¸.•*If you *Sprinkle*
When u Tinkle
Be a Sweetie
Wipe the seatie •*´¯`★
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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that." ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
(✖‿✖ )(✖‿✖ )SHi~~~ TING!! (✖‿✖ )(✖‿✖ )

Do you get upset thinking about someone harming your dog or cat? Does the mere thought break your heart? If you eat chicken, steak, hamburger, hot dogs, bacon, etc., you're paying people to torture and kill animals just like your dog or cat.The fear and pain they experience is the same as it would be for your pet.Give it some thought and ask yourself: Is your heart and mind in alignment with your actions?A.Kirschner
　
~ "Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death."...(Cornelius: reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes ~ Planet Of The Apes) ~
　
.♥•.¸¸.☆ If you don't like something, CHANGE IT ~ If you can't change it, change your ATTITUDE ~ Don't complain, do something about it •.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ATTENTION!!!! Do you know someone who suffers from RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION. Rectal Cranial Inversion, otherwise known as Head Up Your Ass Syndrome, affects the lives of many. There is still no known cure for Rectal Cranial Inversion, but we can at least to try and raise awareness!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
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May sooth some heart and banish pain!
What joy or sadness often springs
From just the simple little things!!ღ♥ღ
A gentle word like Summer rain

Mark Zuckerberg's bought a $7 mil mansion. It's got poor security. Also, he'll constantly remodel until everyone hates it

I got broken into last night! They ook my dictionary and my scrabble board. I tell you mate, I'm lost for words

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow. Mary Anne Radmacher

IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON TELL ME THAT WE'RE MEANT TO EAT MEAT, I'LL FLIP THE F**K OUT ..... HUMAN CANINE TEETH ARE THAT IN NAME ONLY, WE DONT HAVE THE JAWS, THE TEETH OR THE CLAWS TO BRING DOWN PREY AND RIP IT TO PIECES WITHOUT WEAPONS .. UNLIKE CATS, WOLVES, BEARS ETC ... EDUCATE YOURSELF FFS!!!!!!

✰˚ ˛★* ?? ღ˛° ??* There is no use trying," said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things." ..... "I dare say you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as SIX impossible things before breakfast" ~ Lewis Carroll ✰˚ ˛??* ?? ღ˛° ??*
　
~ Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage. But if we don't practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us - and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up for grabs by the next charlatan who comes along. ~Carl Sagan, The Fine Art of Baloney Detection ~
REMEMBERING the Bradford City Fire in 1985, 11th May .... 56 victims ... Memorial in Centenary Square, Bradford today 11 am, with a 1 minute silence :(
　
(✿◠‿◠)Some people hear voices ~ Some see invisible people ~ Other peeps have no imagination whatsoever!!!
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...... I dont have all the answers in life, wish I did .... but its a FACT that humans dont have the necessary equipment to kill and eat an animal without using weapons, our teeth are nothing like a carnivores, ...... I wont go on, but just out of interest, give this link a read, it might open your eyes ..... I've never preached to anyone, but I do like to offer info to anyone who cares to check it out !! ttp://michaelbluejay.com/veg/natural.html

(❉◠‿◠) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. (❉◠‿◠)

☀☽ ✯☽ "One, two. Freddie’s calling for you. Three, four. Better lock your door. Five, six. Grab your crucifix. Seven, eight. Gonna stay up late. Nine, ten. Never sleep again." NITE ALL ~ Don't have nightmares Z z z z ~ ☀☽ ✯☽

❤¤.¸.¤ The fool seeks happiness in far off places whilst the wise man grows it under his feet ¯`°¤.¸.¤❤

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I'm fed up with my boss for forcing me to stand on one leg every single day, I'm not gonna take it any more, tomorrow I'm putting my foot down. ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(✿◠‿◠)I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah and I thought to myself "He's trying a pull a fast one!"

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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. Winston Churchill

"...integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether you did it or not." Oprah Winfrey

~✿~The more I live, the more I learn. The more I learn, the more I realize, the less I know!! ~ Learn something new everyday!! ~✿~

❈¸.•*´¯`❈ TODAY is the FIRST DAY of the REST of our LIVES ❈¸.•*´¯`❈

~♥~The basis of all animal rights should be this Golden Rule: "We should treat them as we would wish them to treat us, were any other species in our dominant position" ~♥~

☆:*´¨`* Wishes that I could throw magic dust on my problems and make them disappear! Kind of like a wizard...or a crack addict!*´¨`*☆

~*❀*~ I have wept in the night for the shortness of sight that to somebody's need made me blind. But I have never yet felt a tinge of regret for being a little too kind.~*❀*~

~*✿*~ People who look down there noses at you do it because they are afraid if they look you straight in the eye they might just see the person they want to be! ~*✿*~

Just liberated another MASSIVE spider,

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.

All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.

We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I've got one nerve left, and you're getting on it

Change your mind. It'll work better.

Everybody repeat after me..."We are all individuals."

Desperately clinging to Utopian illusions.

that bug up your ass allows me to hear everything

Irony is reading a conversation on Facebook about how Twitter is a waste of time
My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge...we'll see about that...HAAAAAA!!

▀ ▄▀ ▄▀ A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood!!▀ ▄▀ ▄▀

•*¨★¨*•If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions.•*¨★¨*•

•*¨¨*•When I'm tired, hungry, beat down, and ready to give up, I see a smile come across the face of my enemy and that's when I decide that I'm ready for round two b*tches!!•*¨★¨*•

♥I am the voice of the voiceless;
Through me the dumb shall speak,
Till the deaf world’s ears be made to hear
The wrongs of the wordless weak.
And I am my brother’s keeper,
And I will fight his fight;
And speak the word for beast and bird
Till the world shall set things right.
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox ♥
　
(❉◠‿◠) Earwigging today when 3 chavs clad head-to-toe in Addidas and Nike gear were taking the p*ss out of a bloke with "unique" dress sense ... calling him a "plonker" .... WTF!! ...... Oh the IRONY!!!!!!
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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠My mate just said that nothing rhymes with purple!! .... what a numpty, no it doesn't!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(❉◠‿◠) Heard 3 Addidas clad, Nike trainer, tracksuit wearing chavs taking the p*ss out of a bloke with "unique" dress sense today, calling him a "plonker" .. WTF!! Oh the IRONY!!

☆•¨¯`• ★When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself!!!☆•¨¯`• ★

☆*´¯`* ★ Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. ~Edmund Burke ☆*´¯`* ★

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch !! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~ A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral.
—Leo Tolstoy, Russian novelist (1828–1910) ~

~ Truly man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds theirs. We live by the death of others: we are burial places! I have abjured the use of meat all my life, and the time will come when men such as I will look on the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men. ~

The obstacle is the path. ~ Zen Proverb

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. ~James Thurber

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. ~Robert Brault

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. ~Robert Brault

SO WHEN THE ANIMAL IS WRIGGLING ABOUT ON THE ABBATOIR FLOOR, SCREAMING OUT IN UTTER TERROR, WANTING TO LIVE, BUT BEING MURDERED, BLOOD GUSHING EVERYWHERE, ITS EYES ASKING "WHY" ... BUT STILL U SAY IT TASTES GOOD .... U REALLY DO HAVE NO HEART AT ALL .... HOPE KARMA KICKS UR ASS BIG TIME ... U REAP WHAT U SOW ... REMEMBER THAT THE NEXT TIME UR TUCKING INTO A TORTURED SOUL!!
　
　
(❀◠‿◠) Note to self "I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think some people are taking it as a challenge!!!! (❀◠‿◠)

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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Thats not a fashion statement ~ its a CRY FOR HELP!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Bloke opens front door to find his mother-in-law with a suitcase .. "can I stay here for the night?" she asked .... "sure u can" he says "and promptly shuts the door in her face ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

The tender word forgotten, The letter you did not write, The flower you might have sent, dear, Are your haunting ghosts tonight"

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♥ ˚ღ ˚✰˚♥ Oh heart, if one should say to you that the soul perishes like the body, answer that the flower withers, but the seed remains - Kahlil Gibran *♥ ˚ღ ˚✰˚♥

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠STRANGE BUT TRUE: "Osama bin laden" is an anagram for "lob man in da sea" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~♥~ Don't rely on someone else for your happiness and self worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can't love and respect yourself - no one else will be able to make that happen. Accept who you are - completely; the good and the bad - and make changes as YOU see fit - not because you think someone else wants you to be different.! ~♥~

(★◠‿◠)•*☆¨*I'm not a violent person, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to HIT THE SACK right now, NITE ALL, dont forget to lock up and turn the lights out!! Zzzzzzz (★◠‿◠)★¨*•

~*❀*~Kindness is an inner desire that makes us want to do good things with no thought of getting anything in return!!~*❀*~

~♥~ Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most! ~♥~

•*¨❉¨*• What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens! •*¨❉¨*•

☆*´¯`*☆ Try not to take for granted what and who you have nearest to you, one day you may not have the opportunities to make those memories, time flies & chances are gone!☆*´¯`*☆

☀*´¯`*☽❤We all have guardian A♥N♥G♥E♥L♥S ☆ it's just most of us don't recognise them even when they're right in front of us!☽❤*´¯`* ☀

(✦◠‿✦) Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. (✦◠‿✦)

~*❀*~He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. ~William Drummond!!~*❀*~

(✿◠‿◠)Yes - we have dogs. If you come over unannounced there WILL be toys from one end of the house to the other, dishes in the sink, and hell, there might even be food crumbs on the floor and one or two dog hairs! But we WILL be happy, and that's all that matters to us!... Re-post this if you have a house like mine :-) xxx(✿◠‿◠)
　
☆ :*´¨`*In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest. ~Henry Miller, The Books in My Life*´¨`*:.☆
~*✿*~The mind I love must have wild places, a tangled orchard where dark damsons drop in the heavy grass, an overgrown little wood, the chance of a snake or two, a pool that nobody's fathomed the depth of, and paths threaded with flowers planted by the mind.! ~*✿*~
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠How do u expect kids 2 listen 2 their parents ~ Tarzan's always half naked ~ Cinderella comes home at midnight ~ Pinnochio lies all the time ~ Alladin's the king of thieves ~ Batman drives at 325 miles hour ~ Sleeping Beauty's a lazy cow and Snow White's a slag who lives with 7 men ... WTF!! And they wonder why kids grow up dysfunctional! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

★•¨¯`• ☆So when you're all alone in the dark of night ★ Just call for me and I will be your light ☆ Just close your eyes and I'll make you a believer ★ Dare to give yourself to the Dreamweaver!! NITE PEEPS!! Zzzzz ☆•¨¯`• ★　

✯•*´¯`°✯Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you ✯•*´¯`°✯
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister but at least I got her ruby slippers ... RESULT!!!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(✦◠‿✦) The reason the grass always seems greener is probably cos its been fertilised with BULLSH*T (✦◠‿✦)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister but at least I got her ruby slippers ... RESULT!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

❀ •.¸¸.•❀ When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on ❀ •.¸¸.•❀

Well, that's just brilliant, my hairdryers just exploded and almost frazzled my wig (not a wig really for those not in the loop)!!!!!!! Looks like its the Michael Jackson look pre 1980 today for me , lolzzz (❉◠‿◠)
　
☆•¨¯`•*.¸.* Don't let your DINGLE, dangle in the dirt * Put it in your pocket, where it won't get hurt * If you have no pocket, put it in your shirt * But never let your DINGLE , dangle in the dirt!!!! •.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆

(❀◠‿◠)✿ I'm S*U*G*A*R and S•P•I•C•E ❀ And all things NiCe ✿ But if u wanna mess with me❀ You'd better think twice! ✿ (❀◠‿◠)
　
Sometimes I'm so sceptical I even doubt whether the sky really is blue and if the grass really is green!!!! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ A narrow mind and a wide mouth usually go together
(❉◠‿◠)One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem! (❉◠‿◠)
　
THOU SHALT NOT KILL!! ~~ This is for the ones who ALWAYS throw Jesus into the VEGAN equation ~ It's your bible that states this, but there's clearly a sub clause which states: ".... apart from animals" ..... which makes it convenient for you to be hypocritical to ur faith and and when when it suits u ~ damn smallprint's so flexible!!
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one & it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public & start waving it around... and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my throat.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
~✲The only ANGELS we need invoke are those of our better nature: reason, honesty, compassion and love. The only demons we must fear are those that lurk inside every human mind: ignorance, hatred, greed, and selfishness !! ~✲~
　
★•*¨ Crushing Human Supremacy Ideology one "human" at a time. With a blunt object called TRUTH. •*¨★
✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆There is always, always, always something to be thankful for.✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆
　
✯•*´¯`✯¯`*•If you want your life to be a magnificent story, then begin by realizing that you are the author and everyday you have the opportunity to write a new page.•*´¯`✯´¯`*•✯
　
~♥~ A halo of patience and a less sporadic pace and I'm learning to be brave in my beautiful mistakes ~♥~
★*.¸.*★I get knocked down, but I get up again, ur NEVER gonna keep me down!★*.¸.*★
　
　
☀*´¯`*☀So come with me❉ Where dreams are born❉ And time is never planned❉ Just think of happy things❉ And your heart will fly on wings❉ F*O*R*E*V*E*R ❉ in "NEVER☀ NEVER" Land! NITE ALL z z☀*´¯`*☀

　
★♥´´¯`*○ ☆ Watch with GLITTERING eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most uinlikely places ~ thos who don't believe in the M*A*G*I*C will never find it!! ~ Road Dahl ~ ★♥´´¯`*○ ☆

★♥´´¯`*○ ☆ ○*´¯`*•★ SPRINKLING •*¨☀¨*• your .•¨¯`•.•¨¯`•❀ life •*¨★¨*• with •*¨☀¨*• L♥O♥V♥E *´¯`* M*A*G*I*C ☀ AND •*¨★¨*• POSITIVE •*¨☀¨*• ENERGY!! ★♥´´¯`*○ ☆
　
With great power comes a great electric bill.

Doctors tell us there are seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.

♥ Finding love is like finding shoes. People go after the good looking ones, but they end up choosing the one they feel comfortable with ♥

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠"It really annoys me when people get 'your' and 'you're' mixed up. I think there idiots" by O.C.D. Grammar Freak
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(❉◠‿◠)A pretty girl married a prince. The bad guy is dead. Hey, the two ugly sisters even turned up at the wedding.... WTF, planet earth is turning into a real life Disney Fairytale! (❉◠‿◠)

Bush killed more Americans in Iraq than Bin Laden killed in the U.S and he's alive and well, living in the US, and NOT hiding, and gets Secret Service protection ........ Only in America!

Not friends with my kitty Loopy today .... I ambled in the garden only to find her chomping on a pigeon!!!!! urrgggghhhhhh .... I know its only nature but I still have trouble with it :(((((((

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠George W. Bush once said that he'd dance on Bin Laden's grave ... hey, he's buried at sea George ...... go crazy and dance your ass off dude !!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
I do all my additions in my head. It's the thought that counts.

Everybody has problems. Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all the good times because of them? ~
　
　
　
Can you stay up for the weekend
And blame god for looking too old
Can you find all that you stand for
Has been replaced with mountains of gold
You cannot dream yourself to notice
To feel pain and swallow fear
But can you stay up for the weekend
For next year
　
　
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable... Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.

When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you

If the Burkha isn't about female oppression, how come MEN dont wear them??

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken ran up and shouted "I wouldn't do that mate, you'll never hear the end of it!!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
(❉◠‿◠) WTF!!!!! Just seen a MASSIIIIVE spider doing a runner in the loo, it was the size of a small dog ffs .... seriously, I wouldnt exaggerate in a squillion years, lolzzz!!! (❉◠‿◠)
　
Some peeps seem 2 think that if a dog hurts a human they should be DESTROYED ... I disagree TOTALLY .. humans KILL & HURT all the time, but get the privilege of a TRIAL & STILL get to live .. the dog gets an automatic DEATH SENTENCE whether its innocent or not ..... we dont get to hear the opinions of WHY the dog hurt in the first place .....to put their side of WHY they did it across.... the dog is VOICELESS ... so is deemed GUILTY straight away ... they're usually defending territory or food, not acting out of malice, and there's usually mitigating circumstances to ANY crime, but the dog is VOICELESS so doesnt get to put his side of the story so gets no justice AT ALL!!!!!!!!

~ We need to admit what is happening in the mistreatment of our fellow creatures. Looking away doesn't change anything, doesn't make it go away, if u cant look, then read about it, but either way, educate yourself on the Holocaust of the Animals!! ~
　
Q: Is Osama Bin Laden is dead?
A: Yes!

Q: Where's the body?
A: We threw it in the ocean!
...
Its the same as...
Q: Jack, have u done your
homework?
A: Yes!

Q: Where is it?
A: My dog ate it...!! :D

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐It's not that I don't believe you, I'm just 100% sure you're full of crap .... ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

(✿◠‿◠) If you're talking behind my back then you're in a good position to KISS MY ASS! (✿◠‿◠)
　
~ "How can you say you're trying to spiritually evolve, without even a thought about what happens to the animals whose lives are sacrificed in the name of gluttony?" ~
　
✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland ✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠The difference between men and women can be summed up in punctuating the following sentence. "A woman without her man is nothing"
Men will write "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
Women will write "A woman: without her, man is nothing."⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
(◣_◢)10 Years, Billions of dollars, Thousands of soldiers dead, and state of the art technology ...... . and The US finally found Bin Laden ... In his house!!!! (◣_◢)

✯•*´¯`°✯Do not be conformed any longer to the pattern of this world, but be TRANSFORMED by the renewing of your own mind ~ if u got one ✯•*´¯`°✯
　
(❉◠‿◠)Called mum to say "I just got laid off." didn't think today could get worse, but the call ended before she heard me say "off" (❉◠‿◠)

PSYCHOVILLE BBC2 ~ V. WEIRD but BRILLIANT writing by Pemberton and Shearsmith ~ A class all of its own !!

•*¨☀¨*•Go insane ★* ღ*° * ° Go insane ★* ღ˛°* ??* °Throw some G*L*I*T*T*E*R* ★ Make it rain •*¨☀¨*•
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠It's not that I don't know how to juggle, I just didn't have the balls to do it.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆HAVE A NICE DAY ALL ~ gotta dash ~ Places to go and people to see ✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆
　
　
★.•¨¯`•★ Wednesday's nearly over and Thursday's on its way, so it's time to get some well earned kip, to get ready for a FAB new day!!!!Sweet dreamz 2 y'all Z z z z z z ★.•¨¯`•★
　
✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆ Have a heart that never hardens ♥ a temper that never tires ♥ a touch that never hurts!✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?
　
♥*.¸.*♥And in the end ♥ The LOVE you take ♥ Is equal to ♥ The LOVE you make ♥.*.¸.*♥

★*´¯`☆Shit happens ♦LIFE changes ♦ People change ♦ L•I•F•E G•O•E•S O•N ☆ Get over it and GET on with LIFE!!!! ★*´¯`☆
　
✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆ Guide me safely thru the night, wake me with the morning light !!!! Nite nite peeps zzzz.✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆

(❉◠‿◠)Shortest fairytale ~~ Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "will u marry me?" The girl said "NO!" They both lived happily ever after!! (❉◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ BIN LADEN: Now thats how the U.S outdoes a Royal Wedding ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to be narrow-minded and all too prudent. ~
　
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┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ATISHOOOO!!!! ~ excuuuuuuuse meeeeee, but I'm allergic to BULLSHIT!!! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

♫♫Off in the night while you live it up I'm off to sleep ♫ Waging wars to shake the poet and the beat ♫♫

~✯~"You think I'm weird??? Your food consists of crushed pigs testicles, spinal cord, anal sphincter and hoof! How can you eat that shit and call Vegans weird? I mean, anal sphincter and hoof???? Wrapped up in pigs intestine, fried and called a sausage." ~ It's STILL a dead pig ~✯~
　
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐I reckon that in the right light, at the right angle, and if you squint & stand on one leg, I might actually look like I give a sh*t!!┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

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(❉◠‿◠) U can always tell someone who was taught to type on a manual typewriter, they refer to the Enter key as the RETURN key .. dohhh!! Just as long as we dont try to push the laptop off the left side of the desk aswel!! (❉◠‿◠)

(❉◠‿◠) U can always tell someone who was taught to type on a manual typewriter (thats a computer with no electricity supply, to anyone under the age of 30, lol) they ALWAYS refer to the Enter key as the RETURN key .. dohhh, just as long as we dont shove the laptop off the left side of the desk aswell (❉◠‿◠)

ღ ☼*♥*~.• For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way. Something to be got through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life. ~Fr. Alfred D'Souza ღ ☼*♥*~.•
　
★¨¯`•★Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs!!★¨¯`•★

*★I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road*★

☆.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆Skeptics do it with their eyes open!!☆.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆

✦•.¸.•✦Problems are not stop signs ~ they are merely guidelines ✦•.¸.•✦

DONT CLICK ON ANY OSAMA BIN LADEN LINKS THAT ARE POSTED ON YOUR WALL, IT'S A SCAM!!!!!!!!
~ "A narrow mind and a wide mouth usually go together" ~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
*•Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ•* If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought ever again!•Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ•*
　
　
~✲~ Gonna start the revolution from my bed ♫
♫ 'Cos you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside cos summertime's in bloom ♫
Stand up beside the fireplace ♫
♫Take that look from off your face
You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out ♫~✲~

★*´¯`☆Too much of anything can make you sick, even the good can be a curse!!★*´¯`☆
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠To the woman with 6 screaming kids under the age of 9 in Tescos today: "if you're wondering how that box of condoms got in your basket, no need to thank me, you're welcome, I'm a helpful kinda gal. ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

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''Now'' is the operative word. Everything you put in your way is just a method of putting off the hour when you could actually be doing your dream. You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating
　
(♥◠‿◠) So .... I'm sitting on the settee doing some writing and flicking back to FB, and I've got a DEADLEG cos 3 Chihuahuas have decided they prefer my feet to the comfy cushions available, and I haven't got the heart do disturb them, lolzzzz (♥◠‿◠)

~ Ghandi's quote "The greatness of a nation can be measured by how it treats its animals" ... I've always wondered where one of these GREAT nations is, cos EVERY nation on earth is just as bad as the rest when it comes to using animals ... just saying!! :(((
　
~ Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable... Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals ~ Dr Martin Luther King Jr. ~

(✿◠‿◠) ♫I believe I can fly ♫ I believe I can touch the sky ♫ I only went out for a bag of chips ♫ but I got shot in the dangly bits!! ♫(✿◠‿◠)

(@‿@) What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything!(@‿@)
　
(❀◠‿◠) Take one laser pen + one mental kitty = hours of fun GUARANTEED ~ for everyone ~ some peeps are SOOOOOO easily entertained (❀◠‿◠)

(⊙_◎) Yesterday I danced like no one was watching ~ Naked in the middle of town!!!! .... Damn, the Court date is this Thursday ! (⊙_◎)

☆•¨¯`☆Try to bring me down and I will rise to the top .. Say I'm wrong and I will prove I'm right .... Tell me I can't and I'll show you I can ☆•¨¯`☆
　
✲•*´¯`❈´¯`*•✲ Life's ✲ What ✲ You ✲ Make ❈ It ✲ *´¯`❈´¯`*•✲

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I'm convinced there is no ideal family. Every family has a relative they would prefer to keep hidden ..... if you think your family doesn't have one ... then chances are it's YOU!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(✿◠‿◠) Apparently I've still got it, only trouble is I cant remember where the hell I put "it"!(✿◠‿◠)
　
❀ •.¸¸.•❀ PERFECT 1st day of May, absolutely GORGEOUS ~ was up with the larks and enjoying EVERY moment with my furbabies AND laptop in the garden ❀ •.¸¸.•❀
　
A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a peculiar thing really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they rip your paper to pieces, chuck your pens on the floor, and dance on the keyboard ~ diverting your attention AWAY from your writing and ONTO them (❉◠‿◠)
(❉◠‿◠) The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen. (❉◠‿◠) ~ "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." ~ALBERT EINSTEIN ~

✫.•*¨`*•✫.I'm Too Young to be THIS old✫.•*¨`*•✫.

★*´¯`´¯`*• .¸¸✯ ALWAYS treat others as you'd like to be treated!★*´¯`´¯`*• .¸¸✯
　
★¨¯`•¨¯`•★I'm strong cos I know my weaknesses ~ I'm alive cos I'm a fighter ~ I'm wise cos I've been foolish ~ I laugh cos I've known sadness★¨¯`•¨¯`•★
　
　
♥ Put ♥ This ♥ On ♥ Your ♥ Status ♥ If ♥ You ♥ Know ♥ Someone ♥ Who ♥ Needs ♥ a ♥ SLAP ♥ But ♥ Not ♥ Just ♥ Any ♥ Slap ♥ a ♥ REALLY ♥ BIG ♥ Slap ♥ With ♥ a ♥ Really ♥ Big ♥ Shovel ♥

~*❤*~ 'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked."
'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.'
'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.
'You must be," said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.' ~*❤*~
　
(❉◠‿◠)
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death." Albert Einstein ~♥~
(◣_◢)Sky news: 'Royal wedding - routes and reception revealed' ....... Sky News: Giving the terrorist a helping hand since 1989.(◣_◢)

(♥◠‿◠) I looked out the window & watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes & thought WOW dogs are so easily entertained. I then realized I just watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes!!! (♥◠‿◠)

(♥◠‿◠) When I opened the door to let my kitty, Jim, out early this morning, he rushed out with such zest and vigour, he almost had an expression on his pretty little face that said "Oh, shit, I'm gonna be late AGAIN!!!!!!" ~ he's obviously got places to go and people to see, lolzzz (♥◠‿◠)

*.¸.*★Star light, star bright ★ first star I see tonight ★I wish I may ★ I wish I might★ have the wish I wish tonight★ FOLLOW YOUR D*R*E*A*M*S! *.¸.*★
　
~✲~To the world, you may be just ONE crazy VEGAN ~ To the 95 sentient beings that you save from DEATH per year, you are THE WORLD ~✲~

☀•¨¯`•☀ "You learn something NEW every day if you OPEN YOUR EYES and pay attention."☀•¨¯`•☀

(✿◠‿◠)You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that! (✿◠‿◠)

☆•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we don't see the one which has been opened for us •.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆
　
(◠‿◠)Hey a$$hole ...... How about a tall glass of shut the fu*k up? (◠‿◠)

We all have different opinions on lots of subjects, but one thing I WILL NOT change my mind about is my LOVE OF ANIMALS ~ I am open to discussions on many things, but please dont judge me based on the fact that I dont agree on everything you believe ~ We'd all be clones if we were all the same, we're not the same, so enjoy your uniqueness and let me enjoy mine!!
　
　
~''Now'' is the operative word. Everything you put in your way is just a method of putting off the hour when you could actually be doing your dream. You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today!! ~
Though my soul may set in darkness, It will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly To be fearful of the night
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠When I asked you for a flower, you gave me a garden ...... When I asked you for a stone, you gave me a statue ..... What are you ,,... DEAF? ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠If I can get 50 people to Click the Like Button on my Status, My Cat has agreed to stop smoking Meth ..... please share! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
I must be allergic to peanuts. I break into a rash every payday.
　
"People often say that humans have always eaten animals, as if this is a justification for continuing the practice. According to this logic, we should not try to prevent people from murdering other people, since this has also been done since the earliest of times." ~Isaac Bashevis Singer

~♥~ Did you know: "
٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Im a very independent woman and some people think Im weird because of it but that doesnt bother me. Just because Im not afraid to stand up for what I believe in when everyone else is sitting down, thats no reason to follow the crowd. Because maybe, just maybe, Ill make someones life better because I wasnt afraid. ~When I was four they tried to test my IQ. They showed me a picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wrong. ~
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Prince william said he doesnt want the traditional fruitcake @ his wedding but Prince Philip said he doesn't give a f*ck & that he's going anyway. ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Mobile phone commercials need to stop pretending it's so great that you can "check Facebook right from your phone." For crying out loud people, this is 2011, I can update Facebook from my toaster ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

☆•¨¯`•☆To succeed in life, you need three things: a WISHbone, a BACKbone and more importanty, a F*U*N*N*Y bone! ☆•¨¯`•☆
　
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EMBRACE YOUR UNIQUENESS ❀ •.¸¸.•❀People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life (◠‿◠)
　
✯★ •¨¯`•☽★ Oh look, my overly inviting, comfy, squishy bed ~ I'm outta here, Zzzzzzzzzzzz *head hits squishy pillow* Nite nite ALL ✯★ •¨¯`•☽★
　
✿˚•.¸.•*✿In this world we have to take chances, sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not, but I'm telling you now, you will never know until you try. ✿˚•.¸.•*✿

✿˚•.¸.•*✿In this world we have to take chances, sometimes they're worth it and sometimes they're not, but I'm telling you now, you will never know until you try!! JUST DO IT!! ✿˚•.¸.•*✿
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠When people say "I'm not getting any younger!" I often wonder what other basic life concepts they just learned.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
~*❀*~More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying they made them in the first place!~*❀*~
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

Well, I've had enough of FB tonight, my notifications aren't relating to whats on my wall ...... I see the notifications pop up, but when I look on my wall, THEY'RE NOT THERE FFS ...... off to lala land, nitey nite folks, sweet dreamz to y'all ˛° * °♥
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WELL, ISN'T BACEFOOK BEING A PAIN IN THE BUTT tonight ....... keep getting yesterdays WALL and not what I've just posted .. GROUNDHOG DAY AGAIN!!!!! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Before you HATE on me take a good look at you. Don't you have something better to do? Seems to me you just don't understand ignorance and jealousy go hand in hand!

~ Ignorance is the root cause of ALL EVILS ~ Knowledge eradicates ignorance. People hate out of ignorance and out of fear. So it is our duty to educate ourselves as well as the masses around us! ~

　
,ok✯•*´¯`°✯Don't be conformed any longer to the pattern of this world, but be TRANSFORMED by the renewing of your own mind ~ if u got one that is!! ;->> ✯•*´¯`°✯
　
SAME SHIT ~ DIFFERENT DAY!!
　
　
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes. ~William James

(✿◠‿◠) I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on" (✿◠‿◠)

(✿◠‿◠) Dear life, when I muttered out loud, "Could things get any worse?", it was a rhetorical question not a challenge. (✿◠‿◠)

~ As much as I LOVE and endorse natural medicine, I think there's a case for it being a waste of time, and that case is when peeps have abused themselves to the hilt, with smoking, drinking, over eating!!! ~ Even natural medicine cant work miracles when you've done your darnest to damange your own body in the first place ffs ~

⏠⏝⏠⎠I fail to comprehend how u can continue to function with an IQ three degrees below dog shit ⏠⏝⏠⎠

Hunting is NOT a sport. Sport is when individuals or teams compete against each other under equal circumstances to determine who is better at a given game or endeavor. Hunting will be a sport when deer, elk, bears, and ducks are given 12-gauge shotguns. Bet we'd see a lot fewer drunk yahoos (live ones, anyway) in the woods if that happened!! ~ R. Lerner ~

(✿◠‿◠) I'm Multi-tasking like a demented squirrel on speed - but it's ok, I'm a woman, I CAN do handstands at the same time !!!! (✿◠‿◠)
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When your cat rubs the side of its face along your leg, it's affectionately marking you with its scent, identifying you as its private property, saying, in effect, 'You belong to me' ~ (❉◠‿◠)
(❉◠‿◠) ~
The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves." ~✦~
~✦~ (✿◠‿◠) If ignorance is bliss then some peeps must be ORGASMIC!! (✿◠‿◠)
~*❀*~ One day DREAM asked LIFE: "when will we all come true?" LIFE smiled and replied "NEVER, because that day you all come true, I'll lose my meaning" ~~ LIFE ENDS WHEN U STOP DREAMING ~*❀*~

★•¨¯`• ★When writing the story of your life ~~~ Don't let anyone else hold the pen!!<★•¨¯`• ★
　
~*❀*~More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying they made them in the first place!~*❀*~
　
　
(❉◠‿◠) My neighbour just asked if they can have a skip outside my house ..... I said "you can do cartwheels round the f'kin block for all I care" !! (❉◠‿◠)

(❉◠‿◠)I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I don't want to sound paranoid, but I'm pretty sure people are following me. (❉◠‿◠)
　
　
(◠‿◠)I wouldn't say you're stupid ~ YOU ARE, but I wouldn't say it.
You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money, unless you have done something for someone who will never be able to repay you."♥•*.¸.* •♥ What most people need to learn in life is how to L*O*V*E people and use things instead of using people and loving things♥ •*.¸.* •♥"Humanity has to start thinking about it's relationship to the earth. Until it does so, we're fucking doomed." -Peter Joseph" ~
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Sometimes the 'majority' only means that ALL the fools are on the same side!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
Vincent Van Gogh Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance"

　

PISSES ME OFF DAILY THAT PEEPS DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE SUFFERRING THEY'RE PERPETUATING BY EATING ANIMALS, PREFERRING TO STICK THEIR HEADS IN THE SAND AND PRETEND IT'S NOT HAPPENING!! WTF'S WRONG WITH U PEOPLE, DONT U HAVE A HEART, DONT U HAVE ANY COMPASSION AT ALL THAT U THINK SO LITTLE OF THE SUFFERRING OF OUR FELLOW CREATURES?? *I DESPAIR* :'(((

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2011-04-26T08:40:00.000-07:00

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. ~Bill Meyer

★•¨¯`•☆There's★ aLwAyS★ s*u*n*s*h*i*n*e★ aFtEr ★ tHe★ r•a•i•n!!☆•¨¯`•★

(❀◠‿◠) When ur 9 yrs old, u tend to get ur words muddled up a bit, and as I've NEVER eaten meat, I remember telling ALL my friends: "I don't eat meat, I'm a virgin"!! I knew the word began with a "V" but just couldnt remember which one it was, I NEVER DID LIVE IT DOWN, lolz (❀◠‿◠)

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐My tolerance for stupid people is decreasing daily at great speed! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Girl takes dress to dry cleaners & asks for it be cleaned. The man is a bit deaf & says "come again?" Girl blushes and says "no this time its yogurt"!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
(❀◠‿◠) Statistically, 426% of all people exaggerate.!! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
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(✿◠‿◠) If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower (✿◠‿◠)
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ A postman sees a boy with a huge dog. "Does your dog bite" asked the mailman "No" said the boy, and the dog started to bite the postmans leg. "You said he doesnt bite!!" yells the postman. "That's not MY dog" replies the boy!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(❀◠‿◠) ★*´¯`°✯ "If it's not fun, you're not doing it right"★*´¯`°✯ (❀◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠It has come to my attention that some of my posts or comments might have offended some of you. If I have offended you, I apologize. If I have NOT offended you, please be patient. I will get around to you ALL eventually ~ please form an orderly queue! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

Earwigging on a young girl talking to her friend today, she told her she was now vegetarian ... the friend said "really" and the girls said, "yeh, I don't each any pork any more, but I still eat beefburgers"!!!! WTF!!!! dohhhhhhh!!! ~ All that rotten flesh festering in her body must have zapped her brain cells ~ GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!!!

★•¨¯`•☆Never act until you have clearly answered the question: "What happens if I do nothing?" ~Robert Brault ★•¨¯`•☆

✿*´¯`* ☀The sun can kiss the moon goodbye☀ A flower can kiss a butterfly✿ Wine can kiss a frosted glass☀ But you my friend can kiss my ass!! ✿*´¯`* ☀

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I'm not of this species, I despise the apathy and indifference that humans have to the suffering they inflict, they treat their possessions, cars, houses, BETTER than they treat ANY animal FGS :'(((((((
　
I've been roaming around, always looking down at all I see. Painted faces, fill the places I cant reach
When somebody says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say " You didn't expect that did you."

I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see you're a train wreck from all the way over here
One who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints. ~Proverb

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. ~Herman Melville

Just because something is tradition doesn't make it right.

He has more faces than a clock factory.
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Roses are unicorns violets are green welcome to the party I'm Charlie Sheen ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. ~Foster's Law

Whenever you fall, pick something up. ~Oswald Avery

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes. ~William James

~~ To non-vegans, dont attack us for our lifestyle and passion, instead EDUCATE yourself about it, we're NOT trying to shove anything down ur throats ... we're trying to STOP u shoving things down ur throats .... animals ....... we ALL have choices, but sadly the animals DON'T .... JUST THINK ~~
　
~*✿*~"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it. It is a trait that is unknown to the higher animals." Mark Twain~*✿*~
　
◆◇ DON'T feed your dogs chocolate, it's highly toxic !!!- I thought everyone knew this until today, seems not !!!◆◇
If the Burkha isn't about female oppression, how come MEN dont wear them??
~♥~ Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water!~♥~
　
~♥~ Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water!~♥~
　
~*✿*~"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it. It is a trait that is unknown to the higher animals." Mark Twain~*✿*~

~~ To non-vegans, dont attack us for our lifestyle and passion, instead EDUCATE yourself about it, we're NOT trying to shove anything down ur throats ... we're trying to STOP u shoving things down ur throats .... animals ....... we ALL have choices, but sadly the animals DON'T .... JUST THINK ~~
　
◆◇ DON'T feed your dogs chocolate, it's highly toxic !!!- I thought everyone knew this until today, seems not !!!◆◇
　
(✯◠‿◠) YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!!!! Explains why I'm a little bit nutty, and always full of beans!!!!(✯◠‿◠)

Some people tell me that I need help, some people can fuck off & go to hell. ~Cypress Hill

(❀◠‿◠) Eleventeen percent of people make up words (❀◠‿◠)

~✲~ The wild, cruel animal is not behind the bars of a cage ~ He is in front of it. ~✲~
　
(★◠‿◠) Sometimes, the true reasons why one may have lost ones mind, may also be good enough reason NOT to find it (★◠‿◠)

♥¨¯`♥ Wake up everybody ~~ Jesus is not the saviour ~ Allah is not the saviour ~ Buddha is not the saviour ~~ That infinite power lies within YOU, and you alone!! ♥¨¯`♥

(♥◠‿◠) People say that the training process for cats is quite difficult. It isn't. Two days is all it took til my cat had me fully trained!! (♥◠‿◠)
　
✯•*´¯`°✯Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds ✯•*´¯`°✯

★•¨¯`•✯ HYPOCRISY: Don't practice what you preach if you're not the type of person you preach to!! ~ ★•¨¯`•✯
　
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(❀◠‿◠)Frank Skinner just made the horror fest that is next week's royal wedding so much funnier by pointing out that it's occurring on the same date that Adolf Hitler married Eva Braun. Coincidence?? Priceless (❀◠‿◠)
☆•¨¯`•*.¸.*•¨¯`•LEFT•*´`*• TO•*´`*• MY •*´`*• OWN •*´`*• DEVICES •*´`*• I •*´`*• PROBABLY WOULD •.¸¸.• ★•¨¯`• ★
　
(❀◠‿◠) They say a flower can't symbolize love, but a rose did. They say a plant can't live without water, but a cactus did. They say retards can't read, but, hey, look at you!!!(❀◠‿◠)
　
　
They say a flower can't symbolize love, but a rose did. They say a plant can't live without water, but a cactus did. They say retards can't read, but look at you!
☆•¨¯`•*☆If you never learn anything in life, at least learn APPRECIATION ... u really dont know what u got till its gone .... dont leave it too late ~ CARPE DIEM!!☆•¨¯`•*☆
　
☀•¨¯`•☀Don't just open your E*Y*E*S •¨¯`• Open your H♥E♥A♥R♥T too!!! ☀•¨¯`•☀
(✯◠‿◠) Having a MADHAIRDAY since 1966 and STILL going strong!!!!!!! (✯◠‿◠)
　
(♥◠‿◠)It's amazing when strangers become friends,
but it's sad when friends become strangers.
I never want to lose you as a friend!
Send this to all your friends.
Including me, if you consider me one.
I met you as a stranger.
Now I have you as a friend.
I hope we meet in our next walk of life
where friendship never ends.
Send this to all your friends.(♥◠‿◠)

(♥◠‿◠) Love may make the world go round, but alcohol makes it go around twice as fast!(♥◠‿◠)

(✿◠‿◠)NEVER!!✿ NEVER!!✿ NEVER!! regret the things that once made you smile!!!(✿◠‿◠)
　
•.☆♥FATE is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like!•.☆♥
　
•*¨☀¨*• I've always found people love you best if you can laugh at your own foolish misfortunes and keep mum about everyone else's •*¨☀¨*•

If we cut up beasts simply because they cannot prevent us and because we are backing our own side in the struggle for existence, it is only logical to cut up imbeciles, criminals, enemies, or capitalists for the same reasons. ~C.S. Lewis

~♥~When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight! ~♥~

~*❤*~ There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go!~*❤*~
　
　
*★*☾*"Never walk near the bed * To a GHOST your ankle is your most vulnerable part * Once in bed, you're safe * He may lie around under the bed all night * But you're safe as daylight. If you still have doubts pull the blanket over your head." ~ NITE ALL *★*☾*
　
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

✯•*´¯`°✯We are often so caught up in our destination That we forget to appreciate the journey, Especially the goodness of the people we meet along the way. Appreciation is a wonderful feeling, don't overlook it! ✯•*´¯`°✯

~*❀*~ Special people overlook your broken gate and admire the❀ FLOWERS❀ in your garden! ~*❀*~
　
　
Gawd, there's some MAJOR sackless peeps in the world ~ pleeeeeeeeease give me strength!!! Arrgghhhhh !!
　
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Two indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital ... one's in a KORMA, and the other's got a dodgy TIKKA⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. ~Winston Churchill
"If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, then baffle 'em with bullshit!"(❀◠‿◠) (✯◠‿◠)If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree. (✯◠‿◠)
~ Why should man expect his prayer for mercy to be heard by 'what is above him' when he shows no mercy to what is under him? ~Pierre Troubetzkoy ~
　
♥ My furbabies ARE NOT disposable. They may have imperfections, or health problems... or maybe they mess up sometimes. Yes, furbabies are a lot of work. But when I adopted them, I promised them a home forever. No matter what their faults may be, they are special & deserve to be loved. They are not only my furbabies, they're my family. SHARE IF YOU AGREE ♥

★ஜ★ It's not impossibilities which fill us with the deepest despair, but possibilities which we have failed to realize ~ LIVE AND LEARN ★ஜ★

❈.•*´¯`LIVE ´¯`*•❈ LONG ❈.•*´¯`AND ´¯`*•❈ PROSPER ´¯`*•❈

(✯◠‿◠) MY CATS MOTTO: "Whatever you've done, always act superior and make it look as if the dog did it"(✯◠‿◠)
　
•*¨☀¨*• If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you, if the simple things in nature have a message you understand, rejoice, for your SOUL IS ALIVE •*¨☀¨*•
　
Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are like us." Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are not like us." Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction.
　
❈.•*´¯`LIVE ´¯`*•❈ LONG ❈.•*´¯`AND ´¯`*•❈ PROSPER ´¯`*•❈

(✯◠‿◠) MY CATS MOTTO: "Whatever you've done, always act superior and make it look as if the dog did it"(✯◠‿◠)

(❀◠‿◠) Why did the woman cross the road? More to the point, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen??

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐My tolerance of stupid people is decreasing daily at great speed! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

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2011-04-12T12:38:00.000-07:00

☀•¨¯`•☀"I must do something" always solves more problems than "Something must be done." ☀•¨¯`•☀

~✦ ~'Tis easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows along like a song; But the man worth while is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. ~✦ ~

* °♥ ˚ • Have a lovely day ALL ~ and don't forget to S*M*I*L*E and STAY POSITIVE!!! * °♥ ˚ •

(♥◠‿◠)One day, a long, long time ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain ...... but it WAS a long time ago .... and it WAS just that ONE day !!(♥◠‿◠)
　★¸.•♥ ¸*´¯`°.•• Share a Hug today ❤¸*´¯`°.•★

☆✯There comes a point in your LIFE when nothing stays the same: you have the option of STANDING TALL and moving on, or falling down and letting life pass you by - IT'S YOUR CHOICE!! ☆✯

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion. ~Abraham Lincoln
　
(❀◠‿◠) A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal. (❀◠‿◠) 　　
♬ ♪ Wake up in the morning, stumble on my life
Can't get no love without sacrifice
If anything should happen,
I guess I wish you well
A little bit of heaven,
but a little bit of hell ♬ ♪
　❀•.¸¸.•❀ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see!❀•.¸¸.•❀　❀•.¸¸.•❀ A man may smile and bid you hail
Yet wish you to the devil;
But when a good dog wags his tail,
You know he's on the level.❀•.¸¸.•❀ (❀◠‿◠) Why do we turn the music down in our car when looking for a street sign? So we can see it better?? dohhhh (❀◠‿◠) ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠　¸★¸.Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. .¸★¸.　
　★*´¯`*✿Watch with GLITTERING eyes the whole world around you, because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in the M*A*G*I*C will NEVER find it" ~ Roald Dahl ✿*´¯`*★　(✿◠‿◠) Off to mums now, sun is shining, take her out for the day, have a nice lunch, do a bit of shopping .... keeps her out of mischief I suppose, lolzzz ~ bye for now, have a NICE DAY ALL (✿◠‿◠)　~✿~ Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, then it's not the end.~✿~
　
　
(✿◠‿◠) A Smile A Day •¨¯`• Keep's The Blues Away•¨¯`• So Smile & Be Happy•¨¯`•There's Only One Life (✿◠‿◠)　SOME PEOPLE HAVE GOT THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR ARSES, THEY WONT EVEN LISTEN TO BASIC COMMON SENSE ABOUT VEGANISM, I'VE NO TIME FOR IGNORANT, ARROGANT AND ARGUMENTATIVE PEOPLE, DONT NEED THE NEGATIVE VIBES, BLOCK SESSION AGAIN ~ GOOD RIDDANCE!!　♥•.¸¸.•♥"All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle." ♥•.¸¸.•♥　. (❉◠‿◠) If Facebook ever shuts down, you'd see people aimlessly walking round streets, scribbling on walls, and poking each other ~ just another Friday night in Bradford I suppose!!!(❉◠‿◠)

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(❉◠‿◠) One thing that always makes me hazy: Is it just ME, or is everyone else CRAZY?(❉◠‿◠)
　　4✯•¨¯`•✯"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never get it. If you dont ask, the answer is always no. If you never step forward, you're always in the same place."✯•¨¯`•✯　　
❀•.¸¸.•❀You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. ~Leo Aikman ❀•.¸¸.•❀

She proceeds to dip her little fountain-pen filler into pots of oily venom and to squirt the mixture at all her friends. - Harold NicholsonIm not trying to impress you or anything but I can ride my bike with NO STABLILISERS and NO HANDS !!┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐*★"Star light, star bright ★ first star I see tonight ★I wish I may ★ I wish I might ★ have the wish I wish tonight ★ and that wish is for Chico to get better real soon, won't sleep right again tonight, too anxious .... Nite all z z z :( *★　
　
♥•.¸¸.•♥Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they "were" the BIG things. ♥•.¸¸.•♥
　
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~♥~ Have no fear of robbers or murderers. They are external dangers, petty dangers. We should fear ourselves. Prejudices are the real robbers; vices the real murders. The great dangers are within us. Why worry about what threatens our heads or purses? Let us think instead of what threatens our souls. ~Victor Hugo ~♥~
　
ƸӜƷ•.¸¸.•❀I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains. ~Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl ƸӜƷ•.¸¸.•❀
　I was going through airport customs and I got asked "Do you have any firearms?" Apparently "What do you need?" wasnt the right answer ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ღ˛°* °♥ ˚ •I can't wait all my life ღ˛° * °♥ ˚ •On a street of broken dreams.ღ˛° * °♥ ˚ •♥ Dogs' lives are too short ~ their only fault really ~ to love a dog is to have TRUE JOY and PURE LOVE in your life ~ RIP Chico, I loved u EVERY minute of EVERY day :'(( ♥☀
　
✯•¨¯`•Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough !!•¨¯`•✯

~✦~I talk to him when I'm lonesome;
and I'm sure he understands.
When he looks at me so attentively,
and gently licks my hands;
Then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes,
but I never say "no" to that.
For we all know I can buy more clothes,
but never a friend like that:
~ MY DOG ~✦~° *´¯`*°☀ As each day comes to us refreshed and anew, so does my gratitude renew itself daily. The breaking of the sun over the horizon is my grateful heart dawning upon a blessed world ☀ ° *´¯`*°☀★*´¯`☆(♥◠‿◠)Little Miss Muffet sat on a buffet,
messing about on Facebook,
but it got really late,
and her bed wouldnt wait,
so to Facebook she had to say "stuff it"!!
NITEY NITE PEEPS, sweet dreamzz! (♥◠‿◠)★*´¯`☆　
★*´¯`☆(♥◠‿◠)Little Miss Muffet sat on a buffet, messing about on Facebook, but it got really late, and her bed wouldnt wait, so to Facebook she had to say "stuff it"!! NITEY NITE PEEPS, sweet dreamzz! (♥◠‿◠)★*´¯`☆
　
　
★.¸¸.•.¸★¸.¸¸¸.•For every minute you're angry you lose sixty seconds of HAPPINESS ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ★.¸¸.•.¸★¸.¸¸¸.•
　
(❀◠‿◠) Sometimes it’s to your advantage for people to think you’re crazy ~ so why spoil the illusion (❀◠‿◠)
　
ƸӜƷ•.¸.•❀Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods ~ Cats have NEVER forgotten this ƸӜƷ•.¸.•❀
　
I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DONT LIKE ANIMALS ... BUT GLAD I CAN'T GET INTO THEIR MINDS, IT MUST BE A TERRIBLE PLACE TO BE :(
　
✿.¸¸.✿ Weather is a great metaphor for life - sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and there's nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella.✿.¸¸.✿
　
　♥•.¸¸.•♥ Sometimes it's the smallest, simplest things that people do or say to us which strike deepest in the grateful and appreciating heart.♥•.¸¸.•♥
* °♥ ˚ Today, give a stranger one of your S*M*I*L*E*S ~ It might be the only SUNSHINE they see all day * °♥ ˚ ƸӜƷ

•* °♥ ˚ • "Grief is like the ocean; it comes on waves ebbing and flowing. Sometimes the water is calm, and sometimes it is overwhelming. All we can do is learn to swim." * °♥ ˚ •

RIP to my beautiful, giddy, gorgeous furbaby Chico ~ DIED at 10.30am today, his kidneys had failed .... couldnt even stand up in the end .... ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED, the word "heartbroken" doesnt do justice to how I feel, I brought him into the world and I've had to see him leave too ~ Will miss you so much Chico, u know how much I loved you, no more pain :'((( ♥

❀•.¸¸.•❀Every thought is a seed ~ If you sow dandelions, don't count on harvesting Roses ❀•.¸¸.•❀Special forces have captured Gaddafi and are going to put him somewhere he cant do any harm to anybody - up front for Arsenal! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠If only COMMON SENSE was more common!!!!!!!!!!!　
✿♥•.¸¸.•♥✿ There comes a time in a life when u have to let go of all the pointless drama and the peole who create it and surround yourself with people wo make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but H*A*P*P*Y!! ✿♥•.¸¸.•♥✿

★•¨¯`• ★ I'm yawning, I'm yawning, Facebooks gotten boring, so I'm off to bed, to rest my head and I'll cyall in the morning!! Nite all, sweet and sexy dreamzz to u all!! •¨¯`• ★
　
✦Whatever you may do in life keep in mind there are hurdles to jump, you will always find good but always come across bad. Its the good that you rejoice in to get through the bad. Enjoy a beautiful sunset, ocean waves, birds singing, uconditional love of pets, tell someone close to you that you love them. We only live once, so live each day as if its your last.✦

* °♥ ˚ • It's better to fight FOR something than against something. * °♥ ˚ •

"Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love."- Lao Tzu❤*´¯`* ❤ Some people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they never stopped to enjoy it!❤*´¯`* ❤

Good fortune shies away from gloom. Keep your spirits up. Good things will come to you and you will come to good things. ~Glorie Abelhas

(❀◠‿◠) Studies show that if you say "studies show" before saying anything .... people buy it ! (❀◠‿◠)
Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.
　
When you want to turn your life around, try thankfulness. It will change your life mightily.

The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you. ~John E. Southard
The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out
I have found some of the best reasons I ever had for remaining at the bottom simply by looking at the men at the top.
　
☀*.¸.*•¨¯`• D*R*E*A*M*S are renewable * No matter what our age or condition * There are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born!!!! *.¸.*•¨¯`• ☀
　
✯•¨¯`•What if you gave someone a gift, and they neglected to thank you for it--would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way. In order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer, you must truly appreciate what you already have.•¨¯`•✯
　
* °♥ ˚ •He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing anything but his own disposition will waste his life in fruitless efforts. * °♥ ˚ •
　
☆*.¸.* The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.*.¸.*☆

❉★*´¯`°.•♥Don't wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations.❉★*´¯`°.•♥

★☆•¨¯`• ☆★All good things come to those who wait .... but the best things will be taken by those who get there first!!!!★☆•¨¯`• ☆★

　
•*.¸.* The only way you may correct the bad things in your past is to add better things to your future. *.¸.*

~✦ ~How can we believe in freedom for ourselves if we don't believe in freedom for everyone ~✦ ~

(✿◠‿◠) When God (?) created men, she was only joking!!!! ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(-̮ ̮̃-̃)۶

(✿◠‿◠) 'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
"I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'

(✿◠‿◠) Dave said "My wife's on a diet, all she eats is coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she's brilliant at climbing trees!!!
　
★¤.¸.¤ ¯`°★¤.¸.¤★ If you can't see the bright side of life ★★ then polish the dull side!! ★¤.¸.¤ ★¯`°¤.¸.¤★

(✿◠‿◠)Donald duck was on a dirty weekend when he called reception and asked for condoms. Receptionist said "Shall I put them on your bill?" "Don't be thucking thupid I'd thuffocate"

(✿◠‿◠) It's strange how people look at you funny when you run down the street naked with a knife in your hand!
٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
♥•.¸¸.•♥ That's enough writing for one day, going bog-eyed, lol, off to make the most of this GLORIOUS day!! Have a great day ALL! ♥•.¸¸.•♥

¯`•LIFE'S •.¸¸.•WHAT •.¸¸.• YOU •.¸¸.• MAKE •.¸¸.• IT .•¨¯`•♥

~♥~ Don't ask for a light load, but rather ask for a stronger back.~♥~

LISTEN TO YOUR HEART!

✯•*´¯`°✯ LOVE ƸӜƷ YOUR ƸӜƷ L*I*F*E (◠‿◠) ✯•*´¯`°✯
♥•.¸¸.•♥ What appears to be the end, may really be a new beginning! ♥•.¸¸.•♥
　
★¸¸.•*´¯`★I BELIEVE in the cosmos ~ All of us are linked to the cosmos ~ So nature is my god ~ To me, nature is sacred ~ Trees are my temples and forests are my cathedrals ~ Being at one with nature ★¸¸.•*´¯`★
　
♥*✿♥•.¸¸.•♥ HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my Chihuahua BABE, 14 today, still battling on despite the vets saying he only had a few months left in Feb 2010 due to heart failure ... he's built of sterner stuff ♥*✿♥•.¸¸.•♥

☠☠ (♥◠‿◠)I'm putting another pin in my voodoo doll...if you didn't feel anything you're safe!(♥◠‿◠) ☠☠

*´`*.✿ "Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly at the right moment"*´`*.✿

~♥~People tell me I’m walking the wrong path in life, and that I should get with everyone else but I tell them "I make wrong turns and I get lost, but that’s okay because I would prefer to be alone and different than to be just like you".~♥~
　
　
☽ ☼ ☀☽Once the MOON winks at you tonight☽ I wish SWEET DREAMS embrace you tight ☼ Hope your day was quite all right ☀And now I bid you a fond GOOD NIGHT ☽ ☼ ☀☽
　
　
THE WAY TO HAPPINESS
Keep your heart free from hate.
Your mind free from worry.
Live simply. Expect little. Give much.
Trust Self. Forget self – think of others.
Do as you would be done by.
Thank Life for all your blessings.
Do all you can for people
With no thought of personal gain.
Fill your life with love.
By following these guidelines,
You will be well on your way to happiness.

✶*´¯`*✶Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.✶*´¯`*✶
　
❀•.¸¸.•❀ I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones!!❀•.¸¸.•❀
　
* °♥ ˚ •People don't seem to realise that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character!* °♥ ˚ •
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠More money is spent on boob jobs and viagra than on alzheimer's research! By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff c*cks and no f***ing idea why! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
~♥~Think before you speak ~ and if you have trouble thinking then keep that mouth just as closed as your mind! ~♥~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Saw this guy today with a t-shirt that said "WHAT WOMEN WANT" ..... sadly, it wasn't , he was being a tad optimistic ~ epic FAIL!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

❀•.¸¸.•❀ A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. ~Roald Dahl ❀•.¸¸.•❀
　
✯¨¯`ღ❤´Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be!✯¨¯`ღ❤
　
★A pessimist sees the glass as half empty ~ An optimist sees it half full, but the realist just finishes the damn thing and refills it ★★
　
　

~ If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking ~

　
　
(©¿©)< grew up in a tough area. When I was a kid, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the Gateau. (©¿©)
　
.*★ *´¯`*☀ ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE *★ *´¯`*☀

★¸¸.•*´¯`★TAKE RISKS!! If you WIN you will be HAPPY ~ If you lose, you will be W*I*S*E*! ★¸¸.•*´¯`★
　
.•¨¯`•Our concern must be to live while we're alive... to release our inner selves from the spiritual death that comes with living behind a facade designed to conform to external definitions of who and what we are! •¨¯`•

❉*´¯`*❉MONEY is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell - Clint W Murchison❉*´¯`*❉
　
　
~ If someone calls you, "Insane," do not become offended. Smile and know deep down within that you have chosen to think, speak and act in a manner that differs from those with a herd-like mentality! ~
　
~♥~We can never turn back the pages of time, though we may wish to relive a happy moment, or say good-bye just one last time, we never can, because the sands of time continue to fall, and we can't turn the hourglass over ~ LIVE AND LEARN ~♥~
　
(✿◠‿◠) After fleeing from the wicked witch of the east, talking to a tin man, a lion, and a scarecrow, Dorothy decided it was high time she checked herself into rehab!! (✿◠‿◠)
　
(✿◠‿◠) Mateo running around naked in Benidorm, whoopeeee, making this old bird SMILE , lol (✿◠‿◠)
　
(✿◠‿◠) Sometimes I feel like the Pied bleeding Piper, lol, I cant even go to the loo without a posse of 7 furry friends in hot pursuit ...... and they ALL want to sit on my knee, hahahaha, probably T.M.I. lolzzz !!! "
　
♥*✿♥•.¸¸.•♥Remember, when the Grass looks greener on the other side, it took alot of Manure to make it that way ♥*✿♥•.¸¸.•♥

(✿◠‿◠) If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's not vodka, and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and lets get p*ssed up!

❈¸.•*´¯`❈The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by other people's rules, while quietly playing by your own!!❈¸.•*´¯`❈
　
❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* ♥• You have to have a "BAD" day now and then, otherwise you'll never know what a "GOOD" day feels like!❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* ♥• ¨¯`•♥

*✯*With every civil right there has to be a corresponding civil obligation. ~Edison Haines *✯*

☀•¨¯`•☀"The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach" ☀•¨¯`•☀

(✿◠‿◠) Wish my kitty Jim would quit hopping across my laptop, p*ssing about for attention, lolzzz, keeps making all my work disappear, but admittedly, HE IS FUNNY!!!! (✿◠‿◠)
　
(✿◠‿◠) I wish I was a caterpillar,
Life would be a farce,
I'd climb up all the little trees,
And slide down on my a*se.(✿◠‿◠)
　
~♥~If You're Not Living On The Edge You're Taking Up Too Much Space. ~♥~
(✿◠‿◠)By the power vested in me, I pronounce you deleted and blocked ... you may now kiss MY ASS!!
　
♥•.¸¸.•♥Be neither a conformist or a rebel, for they are really the same thing. Find your own path, and stay on it! ♥•.¸¸.•♥
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ My mum's boyfriend hates when I shorten his name to 'Dick'. Mainly 'cos his name is Matthew.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
❉☆❉☆Things always turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out ❉☆❉☆

★ Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage. But if we don't practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us - and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up for grabs by the next charlatan who comes along. ~Carl Sagan, The Fine Art of Baloney Detection ★

(✿◠‿◠)Plumber: "Ok, so where's the drip?" ~ Harry's wife: "He's in the bathroom trying to fix the leak" (✿◠‿◠)
　
❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* •It's better to fear the clown you know rather than the ones hiding under your bed. It's ok, there's nobody there really - they told me so. NITE ALL•*.¸.*

✦WISHES "There was a cure for stupidity!!!!!!" But there again, seeing as it's so widespread, why can't we just have a CULL, we seem to be good at culling lesser troublesome creatures after all ✦

~★~People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them ~ George Bernard Shaw ~★~

♥☆•:*´¨`*:•Don't EVER give up on LIFE. Go out there and make mistakes, make a mess, make a fuss, make a noise, but most of all MAKE A LIFE •:*´¨`*:• ♥☆
　
♥☆•:*´¨`*:•.☆Struggles are required in order to survive in LIFE cos in order to stand up, you gotta know what falling down is like ♥☆•:*´¨`*:•.☆
　
(✿◠‿◠) "Girls shouldn't play with mens balls, their hands are too small" (Senator W. on Basketball)
٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶
(✿◠‿◠) Two cows are lying in a field.One of them says to the other,So what do you think about this whole mad cow disease thing?The other says "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter!"!
　
★*.¸.*What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. May the love hidden deep inside your heart find the love waiting in your dreams. May the laughter that you find in your tomorrow wipe away the pain you find in your yesterday ♥♥

　
☆*´¯`*★Just another day in P*A*R*A*D*I*S*E! Well, Bradford actually, but just as good if you close your eyes!! ★*´¯`☆
　
(✿◠‿◠) Just for the record, when I "LOL" and "HAHA", I really am LOL'ing and HAHA'ing ... ok??? Just thought I'd clear that up!!(✿◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine! Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though ... wooden tit??? ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(✿◠‿◠) CRIKEY, I just sneezed sooooooo loud, my cat jumped about 4 foot in the air, haha, u had to be there to appreciate it, lolzzz (✿◠‿◠)
　
　
★ No man can cause more grief than that one clinging blindly to the vices of his ancestors. ~William Faulkner ★
　
★☽ ☼ ☀✯ OMG, Mr Sandman must have tripped and spilled a whole bag of *¨`* SLEEPY*¨`*. DUST *¨`* on me *YAWNNN*... Nite all Zzzzz★☽ ☼ ☀✯

✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆WHERE * HOPE * GROWS * MIRACLES * BL✿SS✿M * •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆

☀•¨¯`•☀ALWAYS ★ LOOK ★ ON ★ THE ★ BRIGHT ★ SIDE ★ OF ★ LIFE ☀•¨¯`•☀

(✿◠‿◠)U know ur getting old when all the tunes on Classic Gold Fm seem so fresh and up to date! (✿◠‿◠)
☀☀"May you have enough happiness to make you sweet * enough trials to make you strong * enough sorrow to keep you human * enough hope to make you happy."☀☀

♥ •*.¸.* •♥If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. ♥ •*.¸.* •♥

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◕‿◕｡ .¸.¤ ¯`°¤.¸S*M*I*L*E* Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is WAG their tails and fall over!! ¸.¤ ¯`°¤.¸｡◕‿◕｡

｡◕‿◕｡Face it, honey. Prince Charming aint coming ~ He's living with Mr. Right. ｡◕‿◕｡

✿*✿If idiots grew on trees, Bacefook would be an enchanted forest ✿*✿

Dave said "How come, when my wife says 'we need to talk' it's never about football?" (✯◠‿◠)

~ "How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to manoeuvre myself within any given situation?" ~

The most damaging phrase in the language is: "It's always been done that way." ~Grace Hopper

Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage. But if we don't practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us - and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up for grabs by the next charlatan who comes along. ~Carl Sagan, The Fine Art of Baloney Detection

　
One who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints. ~Proverb

Be neither a conformist or a rebel, for they are really the same thing. Find your own path, and stay on it. ~Paul Vixie

I may not be different, but I'm definitely not the same. ~William J. Dybus

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. ~Herman Melville

Be open-minded, but not so open-minded that your brains fall out. ~Stephen A. Kallis, Jr.

No man can cause more grief than that one clinging blindly to the vices of his ancestors. ~William Faulkner

The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by other people's rules, while quietly playing by your own. ~Michael Korda

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. ~John Cage

Just because something is tradition doesn't make it right.

♥* ✰??˚ ˚ღ??* Let's take a ride ˛˚ ♥ ??✰˚* ˚and run with the dogs tonight ♥* ✰??♥ ??✰˚* ˚ 　

♥* ✰˚JUST DO IT!! ˚ღ* ♥* ✰

　
(✿◠‿◠) Guy goes to the barbers and says "I want my hair cut so that it's all different lengths, sticking up everywhere, with a bald patch round the back". Barber says "I don't think I can do that sir" "Why not? You did the last time I was here!"٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶
　
(✿◠‿◠) BISEXUAL??? That's just being greedy!! (Linda LaHughes)٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

(✿◠‿◠)A flasher was about to board a plane. As the pretty flight attendant collected the boarding passes, he suddenly opened his raincoat and exposed himself to her. Without batting an eyelid, she said "I'm so sorry sir, but you have to show your ticket here and not your stub" ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠The Email of the species is more deadly than the mail!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
~♥~When you run into someone who is disagreeable to others, you may be sure he/she is uncomfortable with themselves; the amount of pain we inflict upon others is directly proportional to the amount we feel within us.~♥~

As someone who'se NEVER eaten any meat, I was a little bit shocked to see that ACTUAL bones were being served on the side of a plate with a meal and they were tucking into the marrowbone on a prog just now! I know peeps will eat just about anything, but I didnt know they ate that too tbh! :(
　

(◣_◢) No need to kill a Rhino and consume it's horn in an attempt to improve your sexual prowess, simply stand in front of a mirror and you'll discover you're already a COMPLETE DICK (◣_◢)
　
★ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.★
　

　
(✿◠‿◠)"Ad. in my local newspaper read ‘Please look after your neighbours in the cold weather’. Shall I tell you something about that? I live next door to this 84-year-old woman, and not once has she come round to see if I’m all right. Lazy cow hasn’t even taken her milk in for a fortnight!"٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶

(✿◠‿◠)There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away!!٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Paddy and Murphy walking across a field, Murphy says "Look at that forest over there". Paddy says "I can't see anything, the trees are in the way"⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
˚ ??✰ ?* ˚ ♥Because life is short ... roll with it, dont gossip, say yes, talk less, listen more, be patient, love deeply, hug, hug some more, forgive, face your fears have no regrets, seize the day, trust, do right, never waiver, make memories ... now go and make some more ˚ ??✰ ?* ˚ ??

~✿~ Live * LOVE * And DaNcE in the rain * 'Cos it hurts too much to be living in pain * SMILE * Laugh * FoRgIvE * And FORGET * 'Cos life's too short to live with regrets!! ~✿~

☀•¨¯`•☀ "You learn something NEW every day if you OPEN YOUR EYES and pay attention."☀•¨¯`•☀
　
(✿◠‿◠)Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I ..... oooo, look at that pretty little kitten over there!! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

(✿◠‿◠)All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't make me happy - is that really too much to ask? (✿◠‿◠)

♥•.¸¸.•♥Life is like an hourglass ~~ eventually, everything hits the bottom ~ and all you have to do is wait it out until someone comes along and turns it around!! ♥•.¸¸.•♥

(✿◠‿◠)Try smiling at strangers once in a while, I do it ALL the time, sometimes I get the "mad woman" look in return, lol, but more often than not I get a SMILE in return, then we BOTH feel better. Make someones day ~ S*M*I*L*E (✿◠‿◠)　
　
(✿◠‿◠)"I like big butts and I can not lie." - Said the homeless guy sifting through an ashtray.(✿◠‿◠)
　
(✿◠‿◠)BISEXUAL??? That's just being greedy! (✿◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Man and wife are makiing a new password for their computer. Man types "mypenis", wife falls on the floor laughing when the computer says "ERROR - TOO SHORT" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
♥•.¸¸.•♥ƸӜƷWho are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect, and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean! ♥•.¸¸.•♥ƸӜƷ
　　
☆•¨¯`•* Roses are blue, violets are red, my head's gone all squiffy, so I'm off to bed!!!!! Nite all, sweet wunz!! ¨¯`•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆　
　
~✿~The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail.~✿~

(✿◠‿◠) Old enough to know better and young enough not to give a rats arse!! (✿◠‿◠)
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Kate Middleton has asked the Queen for advice on her marriage and the Queen said "Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off."⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
✯°¤.¸.¤✯ Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we react to what happens; not by what life brings us, but by the attitude we bring to life. A POSITIVE attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst a spark that creates extraordinary results!✯°¤.¸.¤✯　
　
☆*´¯`* ★ Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. ☆*´¯`* ★

*✿*Some times we feel all doors are closed. But it could be that all the closed doors are simply NOT locked and may be waiting for a gentle push ~ *✿*
　
ƸӜƷ Off to the vets now with Chico and Babe, I'll probs be bankrupt by the time I get back, lolzzz ;))) ƸӜƷ
(❉◠‿◠)Today I went to the opticians and guess who I bumped into? ............ Everybody (❉◠‿◠)

(★◠‿◠)Spider spider on the wall, have u got no sense at all, didn't you know the walls were plastered, now you're stuck you stupid ba***rd!!! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

(❀◠‿◠) A WISE MAN ONCE SAID "ASK A WOMAN" (❀◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠My grans knitting club was shut down by police today!!!!! Apparently the old dears were caught sharing needles !!!!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~♥~If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it wiht your own ears, don't think it with your small mind and spread it with your big mouth ~♥~
　
(❀◠‿◠) A little bloke walked into a bar and slipped on a pile of dog poo by the door. Moments later, a burly biker came in and slipped on it as well. The little man said "I just did that" So the biker thumped him!!٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ AMAZING FACT: You can't kill yourself by holding your breath (Don't try this at home Facebookers! lol)٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶
　
♥ When I was a kid I didn't have a Nintendo DS, I had a doll and a skipping rope. If I didn't eat what was made for tea then I didn't eat. And I dealt with it. I didn't think of telling my parents "no," and I got in BIG TROUBLE if I did. Life wasn't hard, it was life. And I survived. Repost if you appreciate the way you were raised, we learnt to have respect for our parents and elders ... and still do now! ♥

(❀◠‿◠) A man writing in his diary: "I'm an ideal man. I don't smoke, drink, or go to night clubs. I'v always been loyal to my wife and don't flirt with strange women. I sleep at eight o'clock and wake up early. I exercise daily and work regular hours. But all this will change as soon as I get out of prison (❀◠‿◠)

ƸӜƷ•¨¯`•Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road. ~Voltaire •¨¯`•ƸӜƷ

•*¨★¨*• "People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."•*¨★¨*•
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Conversation between god & a Human..
Human: What's a century like to you?
God: It's like a second.
Human: What's a billion dollars like to you?
God: Like a penny
Human: Can I have a penny?
God: Sure, just wait for a second..⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
*•Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ•* If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought ever again!•Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ•*
　
　

　
★•¨¯`• ★ I'm yawning, I'm yawning, Facebooks gotten boring, so I'm off to bed, to rest my head and I'll cyall in the morning!! Nite all, sweet and sexy dreamzz to u all!! •¨¯`• ★
　
(✿◠‿◠) How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didnt hear what they said? ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me f*ck alone!!٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

♥•.¸¸.•♥"When the power of LOVE overcomes the love of power, the world will know PEACE" ♥•.¸¸.•♥
　　
YOU CAN'T REALLY BE AN ARA AND HURT ANIMALS FGS, THAT'S LIKE BEING A VEGAN BUT EATING DEAD PIGS!! :'(((
　　
"☆•¨¯`• Seven days without laughter makes one weak! *.¸.*☆
　
~♥~A fellow who does things that count, doesn't usually stop to count them. ~Variation of a saying by Albert Einstein ~♥~

　

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Hi my name is David Cameron but you can call me Margaret ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Honesty is the best policey, but insanity is a better defence! ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Prejudiced people are all alike!!!٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶
　
☆•¨¯`•Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are. *.¸.*☆

(✿◠_◠)KIDS TALK: "It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette, 9) (✿◠_◠)

(✿◠_◠) I was shocked to read in the papers today that a dwarf had been pickpocketed and I just thought to myself "How can anyone stoop so low?"٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

☆•¨¯`•If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to try and do something about it!! *.¸.*☆
　
☆•¨¯`• HEY YOU!! Yes you! Isn't it past your bedtime? NO? Well it is mine, so I'm outta here! CHEERIO peeps, sweet dreamz to y'all Z z z z •.¸¸.☆
　　
(✿◠‿◠) Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button! (✿◠‿◠)

♥.•¨¯`•LIFE'S •.¸¸.•WHAT •.¸¸.• YOU •.¸¸.• MAKE •.¸¸.• IT .•¨¯`•♥

♥•.¸¸.•♥Stay positive ~ REMEMBER: falling on your face is still moving forward ♥•.¸¸.•♥

★Many people die with their music still in them. Why is this so? Too often it is because they are always getting ready to live. Before they know it, time runs out! CARPE DIEM!!!! ★•¨¯`• ★

　
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐That awkward moment when someone shares your link, and theirs gets 25 LIKES and urs has NONE┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled "LSD"?Granny replies, "F*ck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(✿◠‿◠)There was a little druggie, sat in a buggie, smoking a a pipe of weed, along came a spider and sat down beside her and sold her some acid and speed (✿◠‿◠)

(★◠‿◠)Don't complain of being stung by the thorn of the rose. Nobody wants to hear about your little prick!! (★◠‿◠)
　
(✿◠‿◠) Man goes to the Doctors with an hearing problem. Dr. says "Can you describe the symptoms" - "Yeh sure, Homer is fat and drinks beer and Marge has blue hair!" (✿◠‿◠)
　
(✿◠‿◠)My mate asked if I could help make a ballerina outfit for his daughter, I didn't know where to start but I put tu and tu together! (✿◠‿◠)
　
❉☆❉You would not believe your eyesIf ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep'Cause they'd fill the open air And leave teardrops everywhere You'd think me rude But I would just stand and stare ،

❀¸¸.❀Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional!❀¸¸.❀

♥*✿•.¸¸.•Creative people must entertain lots of silly ideas in order to receive the occasional strokes of genius" •.¸¸.• ♥*✿
　
❉☆❉You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world
As I fell asleep❉☆❉

☆•¨¯`•☆An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it." ~James Albert Michener!☆•¨¯`•☆
　
✿•.¸¸.•A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it, but you wont get anywhere •.¸¸.•✿

★*´¯`☆As the day turns into night ❤ Keep your worries out of sight ❤ Close your eyes and go to sleep ❤ Then all good things will be yours to keep! NITE PEEPS! Zzzzz ★•¨¯`• ☆

❤*´¯`* ❤ Some people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they never stopped to enjoy it!❤*´¯`* ❤

I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN "NOT" GIVE A F*CK ABOUT THE SUFFERING WE CAUSE ANIMALS ~ DON'T THEY HAVE A HEART FFS??? :'(((

•*¨★¨*• I ADMIT, I make mistakes, I'm out of control, I'm emotional, and at times I'm hard to handle - but if you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best! •*¨★¨*•

*✿•.¸¸.• (❀◠‿◠) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it "fur"niture. ♥*✿•.¸¸.• (❀◠‿◠)

*.¸.*☆ Be careful of the words you say.And keep them soft and sweet. For you never know from day to day.Which ones you'll have to eat.*.¸.*☆

(✯◠‿◠)

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.(✯◠‿◠)

BACEFOOKS DOING MY HEAD IN,THE COMPUTER DEFINITELY "SAYS NO" TONIGHT, ARRGGHHHH :(

☀•¨¯`•☀ Imperfection is beautifull. Madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring!!!!! ☀•¨¯`•☀

★ஜ Make a career of humanity ❤ Commit yourself to the noble struggle for equal rights ❤ You will make a greater person of yourself, a greater nation of your country, and a finer world to live in! ❤ Martin Luther King★ஜ

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Dee is currently reading other statuses, but your status is important to me. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 5hr 17 min ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠How many paranoid people does it take to change a light bulb?OMG! Who wants to know!? Who's asking questions? I never touched it, honest guv it wasnt me!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

✯•¨¯`•✯"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never get it. If you dont ask, the answer is always no. If you never step forward, you're always in the same place."✯•¨¯`•✯

p♦e♦a♦c♦e(✿◠‿◠) "You may say that I'm a dreamer, But I'm not the only one, I hope someday you'll join us, And the world will be as one...Nothing to kill or die for .. Living life in peace... No need for greed or hunger...A brotherhood of man..."(✿◠‿◠) p♦e♦a♦c♦e
　

~ If you're not careful, media will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people doing the oppressing. ~ Malcolm X ~ THINK!! ~

(✿◠‿◠)I have a shovel, rope, duct tape and a map of the dessert .... so, WHO WANTS TO PISS ME OFF TODAY? (✿◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠JIM SAID: She asked me if she was the first woman that I'd been romantic with, and then a minute later she slapped my face! I don't know why, all I said was - "You could be - your face looks vaguely familiar!" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I wouldn't say that she was ugly but when she went to get a face-lift the surgeon LIFTED it saw what was underneath and PUT IT BACK AGAIN!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

♥*✿•.¸¸.•DONT ♥ LOOK ♥ BACK ♥ IN ANGER ♥*✿•.¸¸.• ♥

Cause all of the stars have faded away
Just try not to worry, you'll see them someday
Take what you need and be on your way
And stop crying your heart out ˚✰˚

☻/ღ˚ •??* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛??* ?? ღ˛° ??* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ ??ღ •˚ ˚~*~ just sprinkling a little LOVE & MAGIC ~*~˚✰˚✰* ★??˚ ˚ღ??* ˛˚ ♥ ??✰˚* ˚ ??ღ ˚ ??✰ ?* ˚ ??"

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/ \ ˚. ★ *˛ ˚♥* ✰

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Good way to find out if your friends are idiots. TEXT them to call your phone 'cos you've lost it and see what happens...⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(✿◠‿◠)Man says to his wife "Ya know what honey, you're the double of Cheryl Cole". She says "Awwww, thats lovely, am I really?" He says "Aye, definitely, she's 8 stone and ur I6 stone"(✿◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Good way to find out if your friends are idiots. TEXT them to call your phone 'cos you've lost it and see what happens...⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~♥~ It's better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness! ~♥~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Mickey mouse was in court, the Judge said "Mickey you can't divorce Minnie just 'cos she has sticky out teeth!" Mickey said " No, no, no, I said she was f*cking Goofy! !!!!!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Boy: "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Girl: "aw that is so sweet" Boy: " because it looks like your face got the full impact!"

(❀◠‿◠) ....that awkward moment when you realize you're dreaming and try to wake up, but can't... because you're not asleep! (❀◠‿◠)

✿•.¸¸.•✿Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the morning and the moon at night.
~Irving Berlin, "I Got the Sun in the Morning," 1946 ✿•.¸¸.•✿

♥*✿•.¸¸.•Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky. ♥*✿•.¸¸.•♥

✿•.¸¸.•✿The sun won't shine until you decide to put your umbrella away. Be Positive! S*M*I*L*E* ✿•.¸¸.•✿

(✿◠‿◠)I wish I was a glow worm,
A glow worm's never glum.
'Cos how can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum! ♥*✿•.¸¸.• (❀◠‿◠)

☆•:*´¨`*:•.☆♥I've been a busy little bee today ☼ non stop all day thru ☀ so I'm off to get some well earned rest ☽ and hope that you do too! Happy dreamz peeps!! Z z z z♥☆•:*´¨`*:•.☆

(✿◠‿◠) Everybody says I got to get a grip, But I let sanity give me the slip (✿◠‿◠)

~♥~"Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others." ~♥~

♥☆•:*´¨`*:•.☆I've got dreams in hidden places and extra smiles for when I'm blue ♥☆•:*´¨`*:•.☆.

(❀◠‿◠) I was gonna start living my LIFE ON THE EDGE, but before I got there I tripped and fell off!! (❀◠‿◠)

(✿◠‿◠)Amazing fact about women: they can see the hair of a girl on their husband's coat from 20 meters, but cant see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car! (✿◠‿◠)

♫ Build the bonfire, Build the bonfire ♪
Put the Tories on the top, ♪
Put the LibDems in the middle ♪
and we burn the fucking lot ♫
EXCELLENT MARCH TODAY by all accounts! That is what Democracy looks like!!! ♥

♥ Do more than belong ~ PARTICIPATE. Do more than care ~ HELP. Do more than believe ~ PRACTICE. Do more than be fair ~ BE KIND. Do more than forgive ~ FORGET. Do more than dream ~ WORK at making a difference on this planet we share ♥

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠... That awkward moment when someone ’s comment on your facebook status has more likes than your actual status.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(✯◠‿◠) Worrying that peole who cant even guide a shopping trolley without ramming it up ur backside then get into a car and attempt to drive that!!! (✯◠‿◠)

*✿•.¸¸.• (❀◠‿◠)Random old bloke came up and gave me a single daffodil today, must be something in the air, or at the very least something in his tea, lol!!! *✿•.¸¸.• (❀◠‿◠)

(❀◠‿◠) Jim said "My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her so I hit her over the head with my Xbox"

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John asked his wife "what would u do if I won the lottery?" ~ she said "I'd take half and leave you" ~ "FANTASTIC" said John "I've won a tenner, here's a fiver, now FUCK OFF!!!!! (✯◠‿◠)

(✯◠‿◠)

Customer service notice - Helen Waite is now in charge of all rush orders. If you're in a hurry, just go to Helen Waite!!

(✯◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ GET A LIFE NOW!! Post budget bargan price of £49.99, inflated from £14.99: Available at selected Argos stores, while stocks last!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Mick and Paddy were doing a crossword. Murphy asks "How do u spell paint?" Paddy replies "I all depends which colour"⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
　
★´´¯`*○CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE ☆ CHANGE YOUR LIFE !! ○*´¯`★
　
(✿◠‿◠). I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared (✿◠‿◠)

(❉◠‿◠)"Smile don't frown
Look up don't look down
Believe in yourself
Don't let yourself go
Just be who you are
And let your LIFE flow.."(❉◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Jim asked his wife "What would u do if I won the lottery?" She said "I'd take half and leave you" .... "FANTASTIC" he rejoiced "I've won £10, here's £5, now PISS OFF!!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

✯•*´¯`°✯ If A*N*G*E*L*S exist then they come in the guise of FURBABIES ~ Mine are my LIFE, and although u have much heartache when u lose one u gotta balance that with the LIFETIME of LOVE u shared✯•*´¯`°✯

(✯◠‿◠)We are all time travellers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour (✯◠‿◠)
　

♫ ♫ When I'm posting music, u gotta understand that I've got my lappy hooked up to my surround sound and bass system, so my whole house is vibrating, lolzzz ~ just so u know ♫ ♫
　　
Dan thought to himself "It looks nice out .... so he left it out all day!!
(✯◠‿◠)

♥*✿•.¸¸.• In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry ♥ Be happy ♥*✿•.¸¸.•

✯•*´¯`°✯ It's your road and yours alone. Others may walk it with you, but no one can walk it for you ✯•*´¯`°✯
　

✯•*´¯`°✯ It's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.✯•*´¯`°✯
(✿◠‿◠)90 people have swine flu(H1N1) and everyone wants to wear a mask ~ A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom. GO FIGURE! (✿◠‿◠)

(✿◠‿◠) MIND GAMES: Think of a number .. Double that number .... Add 8 .... Minus half that number ... Minus the number you started with: I bet the answer is 4 !! (✿◠‿◠)

✯•*´¯`°✯ It's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.✯•*´¯`°✯

~♥~ The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak, became a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. ~Thomas Carlyle ~♥~
　
Was gonna take Jess to the park today, but there were Police everywhere, apparently theres been a 20 yr old lad murdered there! Shocking :(　

~✲~ Fear not where,
fear not why,
fear not much while we're alive
Life is for living not living uptight
til you're somewhere up in the sky~✲~
　
★•¨¯`• Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.•¨¯`•★

　
✯•¨¯`•What if you gave someone a gift, and they neglected to thank you for it?Would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way. In order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer, you must truly appreciate what you already have.•¨¯`•✯
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠The sexual postition formerly known as 69 is now called 96. due to inflation and the credit crunch !!!!

✲¤´¯`¤"It doesn't matter how slow you go, as long as you don't stop!" ¤´¯`¤✲
　
♥*✿•.¸¸.• ƸӜƷ❀Lights OUT, cats IN. Doors LOCKED, eyes SHUT Zzzzzzzzz nite all ♥*✿•.¸¸.• ƸӜƷ❀

☆•¨¯`•It doesn't matter how many doctors, psychiatrists, or counsellors you see, until you're willing to put in the work required nothing will change in your life and you may as well pop a "happy pill" and call it a day...sorry, but it's true, in the end it all depends on you.•¨¯`•☆

I broke the nails on my thumbs the other day, and my 4 yr old niece looked totally flummaxed and said "But DeeDee how u gonna peel oranges now??" Kids, doncha just love them!!l (✯◠‿◠)
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(❉◠‿◠)"Smile don't frown
Look up don't look down
Believe in yourself
Don't let yourself go
Just be who you are
And let your LIFE flow.."(❉◠‿◠)

　

(©¿©)waiting for hospital to ring to go pick mum up, jeeese, its like waiting for childbirth, not that I'd know, I had kittens and pups instead, lol (©¿©)

　

☆•¨¯`•*☆* Powered ♥ by C*A*F*F*E*I*N*E today, not Fairy D*U*S*T ☆•¨¯`•*☆•

~ Makes me laugh when folks turn their noses up, and have a look of UTTER DISGUST when u suggest they eat GORGEOUS foods like spinach, broccoli, soya, etc, all whilst shoving a dead cow in their gobs! GO FIGURE! ~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Jim thinks his girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before him, cos she calls him her 'sixty second lover'.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
♥ And if I go, while you are still here...
Know that I still live on,
Vibrating to a different measure,
Behind a thin veil that you cannot see through.
You will not see me, so you must have faith.
I will wait there for the time when we can soar together again, both aware of each other.
Until then, live your life to the fullest.
And when you need me, just whisper my name in your heart,
...I will be there. ♥

　

(✿◠‿◠)Did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger? ......... Yeh, well he’s back in town and he wants your new number! teeheehee (✿◠‿◠)
　
☆*´¯`* ★ Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed ☆ Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with! ☆*´¯`* ★

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Jim said "My wife sent me shopping today. She told me to go and buy something that'll make her look sexy, so I came back with 2 litres of vodka and a case of beer" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

　

☆•¨¯`•✿Some believe in Destinyღ Some believe in Fateღ But I believe that happinessღ Is something we create!✿•.¸¸.•☆•

✯¨¯❀✿¨¯``❤My bed is shouting, "JUMP on IN", so I'm off now peeps, cya in the morning! SWEET DREAMZZZ✯¨¯`❀✿❤¸.✯¨¯`ღ❤
☆•¨¯`• ★ Hi-ho, hi-ho it's off to bed I go, with a duvet and a dream and me in between, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho ★ NITE ALL ★•¨¯`• ☆

✯¨¯`✯One, two * Freddie's calling for you ★Three, four * Better lock your door ★ Five, six. Grab your crucifix ★ Seven, eight * Gonna stay up late ★ Nine, ten * Never sleep again." ~ NITE PEEPS, Dont have nightmares Z z z z✯¨¯`✯　

☆•*¨★¨*• To be a star ☆ You must shine your own light ♥ Follow your own path ♥ And don't worry about the darkness ♥ For that is when the stars shine the brightest!•*¨★¨*•☆

　⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Just found out that if you say "gullible" REALLY SLOWLY, it sounds like oranges!!!!!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I lost the pub quiz last night by one point. The last question was "where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is Jamaica! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

The controlling force of all the corporate propaganda, religious guilt, and governmental coercion shrinks to insignificance in the face of a single human being with a profound belief in a revolutionary idea
✿ •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ CLOCKING OFF ~ Nite nite Z z z z z z z •.¸¸.✿
　
*If we all had perfect lives, we would never know what happiness was because we would never be sad to know the difference! ღ˛° *
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~♥~ I'm not eccentric. It's just that I'm more alive than most people. I'm an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish. ~♥~

　

I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish. ~Dame Edith Sitwell
　
　
(✿◠_◠) .Been researching my family tree but all I found was a load of NUTS - no surprise there then!(✿◠_◠)
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ A young medical student, brandishing a syringe, approached a patient's bed - "Nothing to worry about." Said the student. "Just a little prick with a needle." -"I know you are, but what are you going to do with that syringe?" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
(✿◠‿◠) Proud Father: "my new baby looks just like me!" ~ Nurse: "Oh well, never mind, as long as he's healthy" (✿◠‿◠)
　
•.¸★¸.•The real voyage of discovery exists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes! •.¸★¸.•
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ People reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid - D..O ...... Y.. O..U .... UNDERSTAND??⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
~♥~If You're Not Living On The Edge You're Taking Up Too Much Space. ~♥~
　
~♥~~♥~Be daring ~ be different ~ be impractical ~ be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary.~♥~
　
　
~ Past few days I've bumped into 3 peeps I aint seen 4 a few years, and they've ALL asked me "How's ur Dad?" .. bit of a conversation stopper when I tell them "he died" ~ miss u so much Dad, never stops hurting :'(((
　
　
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(✿◠‿◠) How come women always have "NEW" babies? As opposed to what exactly, old ones??(✿◠‿◠)
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Woman asked the pharmacist "Do you sell Viagra?"
"Yes," he answered.
She asked, "Does it work?"
"Yes," he replied.
"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.
"I can if I take two!" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
(✿◠‿◠)In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied by many other means!.(✿◠‿◠)
　
✿ •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.✿One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off LIVING! We are all dreaming of some MAGICAL rose garden over the horizon-instead of enjoying the R✿O✿S✿E✿S blooming outside our windows today!!! ✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸. ✿
　
(✿◠‿◠) Proud Father: "my new baby looks just like me!" ~ Nurse: "Oh well, never mind, as long as he's healthy" (✿◠‿◠)

An old chap, all hunched over on crutches, hobbled over to the ice cream van. The girl looked on sympathetically as he made his way slowly to the counter and ordered a banana split. "Crushed nuts?" she asked. "No my dear, arthritis"!

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Bob said "I was cleaning the attic out the other day with the wife.... filthy, dirty and covered in cobwebs ... but she's good with the kids!!

♥ƸӜƷ❀ Been on top form with my writing lately, but I fear the dreaded block is back, bum!! Taking lappy to the library o look for some inspiration!! Might find it under "I" (✿◠‿◠)
　
~♥~ The most damaging phrase in ANY language is: "It's always been done that way." ~ CHANGE ~ GO VEGAN ~♥~

¸.•*´¯` ❈❈ I will conceal the good that I have done to others, whilst advertising the good that others have done to me (Ali 600-66I ) ❈❈ ¯`*•.,

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* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ Well, I found the pot at the end of the rainbow ....... trouble is the leprechaun already smoked most of it! ღ˛° * °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ
　
(｡◕‿◕) I'm never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!!(｡◕‿◕)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Paddy and Mick were sitting in the front room. Paddy was eating a bag of doughnuts. Mick says "Hey Paddy if I can guess how many Doughnuts you have left can I have the rest?" Paddy says "Ok if you can guess how many I have left I'll give them both" Mick replies "Ok then, is it 4?"⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
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~♥~I don't have the best of everything but I make the best of everything that comes my way!! ~♥~ * °♥ ˚We can have a POSITIVE attitude towards life, or a negative attitude. We can focus on the good or we can focus on the bad. Keeping a positive mental attitude is one of the keys to success. The choice is always up to you!✯ ღ˛° * °♥ ˚
I dont believe in astrology one bit, utter rubbish ..... but us Geminis are skeptical like that !!!

(✿◠‿◠) Be open-minded ~ but not so open-minded that your brains fall out! (✿◠‿◠)

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2011-03-08T15:10:00.001-08:00

✯•*´¯`°✯The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a *D*R *E*A*M* ~ The oak sleeps in the acorn ~ The bird waits in the egg ~ And in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs ~ Dreams are the seedlings of realities ✯•*´¯`°✯

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠My uncle came out of the closet yesterday. He's not gay, oh no, he has alzheimer's and thought it was the car.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

It is true that animals are not as intelligent as human beings. They have not figured out how to build weapons to slaughter each other over resources, how to manipulate food to make themselves fat and sick, how to hate and kill over skin and sexuality differences, how to endanger their very existence on the planet." Gary Smith

(✿◠‿◠) If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be? For those of you who didn't say a boat, enjoy ur island. ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Guy was in the pub with his wife & said: "I LUV U" She said: "Aw, is that u or the beer talking?" He replied: "Oh it's me alright ..... talking to the beer! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

　
　
✦Whatever you may do in life keep in mind there are hurdles to jump, you will always find good but always come across bad. Its the good that you rejoice in to get through the bad. Enjoy a beautiful sunset, ocean waves, birds singing, uconditional love of pets, tell someone close to you that you love them. We only live once in this world, live each day as its your last.✦
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠" Tom, I ain't a pussy-person. When people look at me, they don't think 'cat', they think 'dog'" ~ Linda La Hughes (Gimme Gimme Gimme) ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

☀•¨¯`•.¸¸.Follow ♥ •¨¯`•the .¸¸.☆Yellow •¨¯`•.Brick¸¸.♥•.Road ¸¸.☆ ☀*
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠If you have a headache, follow this advice on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

☀•¨¯`☀ WEATHER forecast for tmoz, 14 degrees, whoopeee, looks like I'll be getting my bikini out, haha, thats a joke, dont be silly, I wait till its at LEAST 17 degrees b4 I do that!!☀•¨¯`☀
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(✿◠‿◠)There Once was a Man called Reg, Who Went with a girl in a Hedge, Along came his wife, With a big Carving Knife, And cut off his meat and two veg!! OUCH! (✿◠‿◠)
　
❤¤.¸.¤ The fool seeks happiness in far off places whilst the wise man grows it under his feet ¯`°¤.¸.¤❤
　
✿ ¸.¤ ¯`°¤.¸Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to. ¸.¤ ¯`°¤.¸✿
　
❉❉Don't wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations.❉❉
　
(✯◠‿◠)MTV Dance has been BUZZIN tonight, had a fabbywabby workout! (✯◠‿◠)　
　
❉¸.¤ ¯`°¤.¸Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still!! ¸.¤ ¯`°¤.❉
　
(✯◠‿◠)Tree hugger, seed muncher, vegan freak and all-round nutjob ~ yep THATS ME!! And ur problem is what exactly??? (✯◠‿◠)

　
~♥~ Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most! ~♥~
　
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Guy asks wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?" Wife says: "I'd take half and leave you" Husband: " Perfect! I've won £10, here's a fiver now f**k off!
Sometimes I hear voices in YOUR head

☀•¨¯`☀The measure of a person is not on how well to prepare for everything to go right: but how gracefully to stand up and move on when everything goes wrong ☀•¨¯`☀

(✿◠‿◠) Social worker: "All I want to know Vicky is where is your baby?"Vicky Pollard: "Doh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD"Social worker: "Oh my God, how could you?"Vicky Pollard: "I know, they're rubbish aint they" ~ Little Britain (✿◠‿◠)
　
　
~♥~ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, cos your character is WHO you are and your reputation is WHAT people THINK of you ~♥~
　
☆*´¯`* ★ Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. ~Edmund Burke ☆*´¯`* ★

~ I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. ~

❈¸.•*´¯`❈ Sometimes it's important to work for that POT OF GOLD. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the R*A*I*N*B*O*W*. *´¯`❈
　
My Chi baby Chico is poorly, trying to ring vets, no reply, gonna take him straight up if they dont answer in next 5 minutes! STRESSED!!! :'((

(✿◠‿◠)Just remember: if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off !! (✿◠‿◠)
　
Just saw a programme, by accident, with Jeremy Clarkson, WHAT A PR*CK!! Obviously HATES animals :(

*✶*Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything!*✶*　
　
(✯◠‿◠)We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour (✯◠‿◠)
✶*¨*.Wake up in the morning, stumble on my life, Can't get no love without sacrifice, If anything should happen, I guess I wish you well, A little bit of heaven, but a little bit of hell.✶*¨*
　
♥•¨¯`•♥If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want. ~Oscar Wilde ♥•¨¯`•♥
　
★¨¯`★ ♫ Cos its a Bittersweet Symphony, this life Trying to make ends meet You're a slave to money then you die ♫★¨¯`★
　
~✶~When faced with the consequences of past choices, see the gift of a lesson rather than the curse of a fall!~✶~
　
~✯~ It seems really very unfair that man should have chosen the gorilla to symbolise everything that is aggressive and violent when that is one thing that the gorilla is not and that WE ARE ~ Sir David Attenborough ~✯~
　
(✯◠‿◠) Take one hyperactive, mental kitty, add a dash of laser pen to the mix and u got yourself endless hours of fun fun fun!! (✯◠‿◠)
　
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ღ˚ •??* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛??* SPRING IS ON ITS WAY ღ˚ •??* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛??* •* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛FIRST DAY OF SPRING ~ YIPEE, just a shame the weather doesnt know this yet, lol ღ˚ •* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ *
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(✿◠‿◠) Beware the disease Idiotitis. Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. May be contagious. Best defense: slap and run. (✿◠‿◠)
　　
✯•¨¯`• ✯Gotta dash, birthday party at Alphabet Zoo with niece Jess and nephew Liam, and a bagload of other 2-4 yr olds, lol, oh happy days !!! ~ Wish me luck, I might not get out alive!! ✯•¨¯`• ✯
　
✯•¨¯`• ✯There IS a light at the end of your tunnel - you just need to find the switch or change the bulb that's all •¨¯`• ✯
☆•*¨★Twinkle, Twinkle star so bright, I'm off to bed, so I'll say GOODNIGHT Zzzzz ☆•*¨★
　
ღ˚ •??* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛??*Its bigger than this,and its smaller than that,its tall, lean, and skinny,and its' short, broad and fat,its as high as the sky,and its as deep as the sea,it lives inside you, and it lives inside me.I'm talkin' bout love,you know what I sayin'that sweet luscious feeling that gets your heart swayin' ღ˚ •??* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛??*

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch..... AMEN ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
♥ ❤*´¯`ღ"Begin doing what you want to do now ♥ We're not living in eternity ♥ We have only this moment ~ sparkling like a STAR in our hand ~ and melting like a snow flake" ♥
　
(✿◠‿◠)If brandy makes you randy, whisky makes you frisky, and gin makes you sin, what does vodka do? (✿◠‿◠)
　
(✿◠‿◠)(✿◠‿◠)If yOu c4n r34d 7h!s y0u've b33n 0n 7h3 c0^^9ut3r vv 4y 2 l0ng✿◠‿◠)
　
　
(✿◠‿◠) "All the world is a stage" ... things is, I've gone and lost the script ~ SUGAR!!! (✿◠‿◠)
　
　
　
FIRST DAY OF SPRING TOMORROW, YIPEEEEEE, I get probs TOO excited at this time of year, but what the heck, I was a Spring baby
　
　
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Why do peeps always say "do you fancy a NICE cup of tea?" ~ As opposed to what exactly?? (✯◠‿◠)
　
✿•¨¯`•✿"For every dark night, there's a brighter day" Tupac Shakur✿•¨¯`•✿　
　
☆*.¸.*☆ Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preseved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ... "Holy S@%T!!!! WHAT A RIDE!! ☆*.¸.*☆
　
❉•¨¯` *Everyone is given the key to heaven, but the same key opens the gates of hell. *.¸.*
　
~♥~ The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes ~♥~
　
(✯◠‿◠)Women are like the police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.(✯◠‿◠)
　

(✯◠‿◠) Woman asks her husband "Can we go out somewhere really expensive tonight honey?" ~ "Sure darling" ~ So he took her to the petrol station (✯◠‿◠)
　
　
(✯◠‿◠)Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came outside, he kissed them too cause he was bi... (✯◠‿◠)
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Can anybody help? I need to think of another term for 'cash machine', but cant think of any atm ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
　
"WHY do you eat meat?"
"Because it's NATURAL."
"Will you watch Earthlings?"
"No, it's too disturbing."
"Well if it's natural to eat meat, then how come watching animals dying doesn't make you HUNGRY?" ~ Shelley Williams
　
(✯◠‿◠) I'm so happy, Chico's finally had something to eat after being poorly with colitis, so it looks like the meds are doing their job, he's looking alot perkier today, I'm so relieved, I've been waiting for the spark to return !! (✯◠‿◠)
　*✶*Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything!*✶*
　
~♥~ When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time." ~♥~

★¨*• ☆ Come to the edge. We might fall. Come to the edge. It's too high! Come to the edge! So they came, and he pushed, and they flew - Christopher Logue★¨*• ☆

☆*´¯`* ★ (✿◠‿◠)Will try anything once, and twice if it's GOOD!! (✿◠‿◠)☆*´¯`* ★
★ We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses. ~C.G. Jung ★

(✯◠‿◠)I went to see my doctor. "Doc, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?" He said "I haven't the foggiest idea, but your eyesights perfect."(✯◠‿◠)
　
　
"I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't ... the pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further" ~ Mark Twain

❀❁✿❀❁✿❀❁Had an X-ray done today, and they found you in my heart. The Doctor said if they took you out, I would die, because I could not live without such a good friend... Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in " 2011", including me. Try to collect 12 it's not easy ! ... ♥... ✿❀❁✿❀❁✿❀❁
　
　
☆*´¯`* ★NOTHING LASTS FOREVER!! ★ So Live It Up ★ Laugh if Off ★ Avoid Bullshits ★ Take Chances★ Never Have Regrets! ☆*´¯`* ★　
　
★*´¯`☆Some people drink from the FOUNTAIN of KNOWLEDGE ~ others just gargle! ★*´¯`☆
　
★¸¸.☆.We don't choose who comes into our lives, but we do choose who gets to stay in it!!★¸¸.☆.
　
　
★*´¯`☆✿All you need is T♥R♥U♥S♥T and a little bit of P*I*X*I*E* ♥ D*U*S*T ♥ Peter Pan★*´¯`☆✿

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♥•¨¯`•*✿"I believe everything happens for a reason ♥ People change so that you can learn to let go ♥ Things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they’re right ♥ You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself" - Marilyn Monroe*✿♥•¨¯`• ஜ
　
　
•*¨★¨*• ☆ It's not the SIZE of your w♦a♦n♦d *• ☆•* but the M*A*G*I*C in the stick that counts!!•*¨★¨*• ☆

(✯◠‿◠) "Mummy, mummy, dont u think its about time I started to wear a bra, now I'm 16?" ....... Mum: "no, its not David!" (✯◠‿◠)
　
•*¨★¨*•(♥◠‿◠)Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle, And this'll help things turn out for the best...AND ....Always look on the bright side of life... (♥◠‿◠)•*¨★¨*•
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Why do people say "It's always in the last place you look?" Why would u keep looking after you've found it?⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
❉❉ If you don't want the truth don't ask me. If you want something sugarcoated, go eat a doughnut ❉❉
　
✯•*´¯`°✯You never know your true strength until LIFE puts u to the test ✯•*´¯`°✯
　
(✯◠‿◠) "Mummy, mummy, dont u think its about time I started to wear a bra, now I'm 16?" ....... Mum: "no, its not David!" (✯◠‿◠)
　
"GOING APE" ~ Locals in Cameroon were on the rampage after several attacks by chimps on locals, so they had "KILL KILL THE CHIMPS" in mind ~ So they dont like it when a chimp attacks one of them, but its ok for them to mercilessly kill the chimps all the damned time, the chimps are pissed off with their families being murdered ~ Humans dont like it when the boots on the other foot do they?
　
♬♬♬• Here come the earth intruders• We are the paratroopers• The beat of sharp shooters• Come straight from voodoo•With our feet thumping• With our feet marching• Grinding skeptics• Into the soil• ♬♬♬
　
　
(✯◠‿◠)Anyone who pays to see a shrink needs to have their head examined !!

　
　
??* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛??* If you've never been thrilled to the very edges of your S*O*U*L by a flower in spring bloom, maybe your soul has never been in bloom. ღ˚ •??* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛??*

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Little Jimmy says to his mum "When I grow up I want to be a man" Mum says "Haha, don't be silly sweetheart, you can't do both" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠　

☆☆No kind action ever stops with itself. One kind action leads to another. Good example is followed. A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. ☆☆

❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* ♥• You have to have a "BAD" day now and then, otherwise you'll never know what a "GOOD" day feels like!❉•¨¯` •*.¸.* ♥• ¨¯`•♥

✿*´`*."MAD" ~ meaning: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ~ cant really argue with that!! ¯\(©¿©)/¯

♥•*.¸.* •♥ What most people need to learn in life is how to L*O*V*E people and use things instead of using people and loving things♥ •*.¸.* •♥

❤~☆~❤ Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light!! ❤~☆~❤

★ஜ★It's not impossibilities which fill us with the deepest despair, but possibilities which we have failed to realize!★ஜ★

❤¤.¸.¤ ¯`°¤.¸.¤ ❤By all means L*O*V*E the one who hurts you, but never hurt the one who LOVES you❤¤.¸.¤ ¯`°¤.¸.¤❤

(✯◠‿◠) When u see a car with a "Police Aware" sticker emblazoned across the front, why doesnt it just read "Rob me again why dont ya" dohhhhh (✯◠‿◠)

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2011-03-06T14:35:00.000-08:00

≈♥≈"I can't control my destiny, I trust my soul, my only goal is just to be. There's only now, there's only here. Give in to love or live in fear. No other path, no other way. No day but today." ≈♥≈

☆•¨¯`•* Roses are blue, violets are red, my head's gone all squiffy, so I'm off to bed!!!!! Nite all z z z!! ¨¯`•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆

~ Most farmed animals are crammed into filthy sheds and slaughtered on killing floors that are contaminated with feces, vomit, and other bodily fluids. These unsanitary conditions have led to a rise in food borne bacteria.This is your "food" ~ Go Vegan for the planet ! ~

~ "Thou shalt not kill" does not apply to murder of one's own kind only, but to all living beings; and this Commandment was inscribed in the human breast long before it was proclaimed from Sinai. You dont need to be religious to embrace this basic law of humanity ~

❁ ░O░F░F░E░R░ ❁ (◕‿◕✿) ░T░H░E░ (((✿))) ░B░E░S░T░ ❰♥‿♥❱ ░O░F░ ❁(♥‿♥) ❁ ░Y░O░U░R░S░E░L░F░ (((♥))) ░T░O░ (✿◠‿◠) ░O░T░H░E░R░S░ ❁

~♥~ Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect, and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean. ~♥~

(✿◠‿◠) If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's not vodka, and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and lets get p*ssed up!٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

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~✿~ So often we dwell on the things that seem impossible rather than on the things that are possible. So often we are depressed by what remains to be done and forget to be thankful for all that has been done ~✿~

(✿◠_◠) Exercise programme 4 gym dodgers: Take one Weetabix. Take an Aero chocolate bar. Crumble the Aero over the Weetabix. VOILA .... AEROBIX (✿◠_◠)

(✯◠‿◠)Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo! (✯◠‿◠)

(✯◠‿◠)Actually, according to chemists, alcohol IS a solution …..(✯◠‿◠)

(✿◠‿◠) A man was sitting on a bus chewing gum and staring vacantly into space. Suddenly the old woman sitting opposite him said, "It's no good you talking to me young man, I'm stone deaf."

(≧◡≦)There was a little druggie,

sat in a buggie,

smoking a pipe of weed,

along came a spider

and sat down beside her

and sold her some acid and speed (≧◡≦)

✿☆✯•¨¯`•I'm jiggered, I'm tired, what more can I say, I need my beauty sleep for a brighter Saturday. Nite peeps Zzzz¨¯`•✿☆✯

✯☽★Hush little baby don't say a word

And never mind that noise you heard

It's just the beasts under your bed

In your closet and in your head ✯

Nite peeps, dont have nightmares, lolzzzzz✯☽★

Arrrgghhh,my bloods boiling over, INSIDE OUT BBC1, murdering deer cos its "good for conservation as they destroy crops" ~ Oh well, thats ok then, lets not mention that its HUMANS who are DESTROYING the damned planet ~ its humans who need culling if the planet is to be saved, NOT the animals! :(

~♥~ There's no dawn without a night * There's no victory without a fight * There's no rainbow without the rain * There's no happiness without pain ~♥~

♥ Put ♥ This ♥ On ♥ Your ♥ Status ♥ If ♥ You ♥ Know ♥ Someone ♥ Who ♥ Needs ♥ a ♥ SLAP ♥ But ♥ Not ♥ Just ♥ Any ♥ Slap ♥ a ♥ REALLY ♥ BIG ♥ Slap ♥ With ♥ a ♥ Really ♥ Big ♥ Shovel ♥

People that don't have the stomach to watch video footage of the cruelty they pay for, are quite happy to eat the result of it. You wont look cos by looking and seeing the suffering, you're admitting your part in their misery ... by not looking you convince yourselves it aint happening .... Cowards!!!

❀You have brains in your head.

You have feet in your shoes.

You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

You're on your own.

And you know what you know.

You are the guy who'll decide where to go.

~Dr. Seuss❀

~*❤*~'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.'
'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.
'You must be," said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'" ~*❤*~

(｡◕‿◕)TIME TO GO TO BENIDORM (｡◕‿◕)

★◠‿◠) If someone threw a rock and knocked me off my donkey, would I be stoned off my ass?(★◠‿◠)

★*.¸.*★Come * Take* A ✯Trip *.¸.*To.•*¨`*•My.•*¨`*•Wonderland * Let's .•*¨`*•Spread *.¸.*Our *Wings .•*¨`*• And*.¸.* Fly * Away ★*.¸.*★

(★◠‿◠)Don't complain of being stung by the thorn of the rose. Nobody wants to hear about your little prick!! (★◠‿◠)

✿◠‿◠)I feel like a 25-year-old. But there's never one around when you need one is there? (✿◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Terrorists are now planting bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti. If one of them explodes it could spell disaster!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~✲~ Gonna start the revolution from my bed 'Cos you said the brains I had went to my head Step outside cos summertime's in bloom Stand up beside the fireplace Take that look from off your face You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out ~✲~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠So I was walking down the road the other day and I saw this advert in a shop window that said "Television for Sale – £1- Volume Stuck On Full". I thought: "I can’t turn that down"!!!!! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(≧◡≦) My mate was crushed to death underneath the coffee machine at work!!! At least it was instant !!!(≧◡≦)

♥¸.•*´¯` ❈You're off to Great Places❈

TODAY is your YOUR day❈

Your mountain is waiting❈

So get on your way ❈´¯`*•.¸

✿☆✯•¨¯`• Don’t fight with the pillow, but lay down your head, And kick every worriment out of your bed! ~~ off to recharge, Nite ALL Zzzz¨¯`•✿☆✯

~*❤*~ There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go!~*❤*~

(｡◕‿◕)I'm never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken (｡‿◕｡)

"Idiosyncratic belief systems which are shared by only a few adherents are likely to be regarded as delusional. Belief systems which may be just as irrational but which are shared by millions are called world religions.
i.e. When a man suffers from delusions he is described as mad but when a million do so they belong to a world religion."

❤❤The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive!! Don't put it off, peeps aint mind readers, if u dont tell them, they presume u dont give a shit, so DO IT NOW!!!!! ❤

(✿◠‿◠)I tried to join a support group for people with Tourette's Syndrome, but they told me to f*ck off (✿◠‿◠)

(✿◠‿◠)Kids, when I was your age we had one phone in the house, it was in the living room, attached by a wire at the side of the TV, so that everyone could listen. There were only 3 TV channels, and cartoons were only on a Saturday morning and the only social networking we had was called 'outside'!! (✿◠‿◠)

　
(✿◠‿◠) Was going to apply for a job as a trainee juggler, but I didn't have the balls to try it.(✿◠‿◠)
　
　
♥ ~ When you're feeling ' not quite yourself ' ~ When you think you're left on the shelf ~ Remember there may be others so much worse off than you ~ Take a deep breath ~ Please do not feel so blue ~ I am always Here ~ Never far away ~ Live for the now ~ Not for yesterday ~ ♥ N O'Neill ♥
　
(✿◠‿◠) If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower (✿◠‿◠)
　
✯•*´¯`°✯"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves✯•*´¯`°✯
　
♥•.¸¸.☆ ☆•¨¯`• All * you * need * is L♥O♥V♥E ❉☆❉☆❉ L♥O♥V♥E is * all * you * NEED•.¸¸.☆ ☆•¨¯`•♥
　
　
✦✦✦True Strength of Character??? Doing the right thing even when everyone else around you isn't ✦✦✦
　
　
　
✯★ •¨¯`•☽★ Oh look, my bed ~ I'm outta here, Zzzzzzzzzzzz *head hits squishy pillow* Nite nites ✯★ •¨¯`•☽★
　
　
♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses have wilted, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl is empty, And so is your head!! haha ♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥　
　
(◡‿◡✿) Apparently, Charlie Sheen wants $30 million an episode for Two and a Half Men…WTF!!!? Is he on drugs or something? (◡‿◡✿)
　
　
(≧◡≦) If you love someone set them on fire!! Oh sh*t, did I get that right? Oh Nooooooo, what have I done. It’s SET THEM FREE isn’t it? Sorry burning loved one, the fire engines on its way! (≧◡≦)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I thought to myself that I could never post a status message regarding my mental disorder,But then a little voice told me, "sure you can hunni, ask the toaster" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
　
♥¨¯`♥If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.♥¨¯`♥

(≧◡≦) NEVER did understand why DICK is short for Richard! Doh! (≧◡≦)
　
　
UK monthly slaughter estimates, January 2011
Steers 99,000
Heifers 83,000
Young Bulls 28,000
Cows and Adult Bulls 67,000
Calves 7,000
Pigs 906,000
　
　
~♥~ Now I'll find peace of mind
Finally found a way of thinking
Tried the rest, found the best
Stormy day won't find me sinking ~♥~

★•¨¯`•★Being kind is more important than being perfect!! ★•¨¯`•★
　
☆*´¯`*☆Each day is a new canvas to paint upon *´¯`* Make sure your picture is full of L*I**F*E and HAPPINESS*´¯`* And at the end of the day*´¯`* You don't look at it*´¯`* And wish you had painted something different!!☆*´¯`*☆
　
~♥~There is a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who always will, and who won't anymore. And all the people from your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.~♥~
　
　
(✿◠‿◠)"You have to stay in shape. Take my grandmother, she started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is!!! (✿◠‿◠)
　
(✿◠‿◠) If ignorance is bliss then some peeps must be ORGASMIC!! (✿◠‿◠)
　
*★I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road*★
　
(✿◠‿◠) Woman goes to bed clutching a duck. As she pulls the blanket over her head she says "This is the pig I'm sleeping with tonight" Her husband looks at her and says "That's not a pig, it's a duck". She replies "I think you'll find I WAS talking to the duck!"(✿◠‿◠)
　
(✿◠‿◠) Been there ~ Seen it ~ Done it ~ Bought the t-shirt ~ trouble is, it didnt fit!!!! (✿◠‿◠)
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one & it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public & start waving it around... and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my throat.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Japanese scientists have created a camera with such speed that they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
　
(✿◠‿◠) We can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.(✿◠‿◠)
　
　(≧◡≦)Asked what he would be if he wasn't a footballer, Peter Crouch replied "a virgin"(≧◡≦)

*★When you don't know where you're going . . . Every road will take you there *★　
　
　
(✿◠‿◠) "If the shoe fits - buy them in EVERY colour"(✿◠‿◠)
　　
　
Corporate and political forces combine to perpetuate the Standard Global Animal-based Diet, but that diet is neither healthy nor nutritious ~~ FACT!
　
(✿◠‿◠) Saturday night and some may say I'm SAD, lol, but I'm having so much fun with my mental kitty and a laser pen ~ don't knock it till you've tried it!! (✿◠‿◠)
　
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠After 30 years of marriage to Florence, Jim the plumber left his wife. The note on the kitchen table simply read "It's over Flo".⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

.✓•¨¯`•✔ •THE TIME IS ALWAYS RIGHT TO DO WHAT IT IS RIGHT ✓•¨¯`•✔

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☆•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.Here’s a little HUG for you ✿ To make you smile when you feel blue ✿ To make you happy if you’re sad ✿ To let you know life ain’t all bad ✿ Now I’ve given a hug to you ✿ Somehow I feel better too ❀ Hugs are better when you share ✿ So pass one on and show you care.✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆

✯★ •¨¯`•☽★Righto peeps I'm off to bed, need to rest my weary head ~ Nite all, have a great Tuesday ✯★ •¨¯`•☽★

Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are like us." Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are not like us." Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction. ~Charles R. Magel

♥ You Can Never Do 'A Kindness' Too Soon - Because You Never Know 'How Soon' it Will Be 'Too Late' ♥

(✖‿✖ ) My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said "at the end of this ruler is an idiot!" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to (✖‿✖ )

(✖‿✖ ) Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants!
I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before,
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Admission is free, so pay at the door.(✖‿✖ )

~♥~ For the rest of February please change your profile image to your dog, cat or favorite animal. The object? Not to see a human face on fb until Feb. 28. This is a campaign to raise awareness against the cruelty of animals. Please copy and paste to your profile page. Thank you! ~♥~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Two blondes walking down the street, one says "Awww!! Look at that dog with one eye" So the other one puts her hand over her eye and says "Where?" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I went to a Karaoke bar last night and was disappointed that they didnt play any 70's disco music. At first I was afraid .... I was petrified⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

☽★ •‿•☽★Z z Z z Z Nanite all z z z z z ☽★ •‿•☽★

( •¨¯`•') Getting stressed out now, got DENTIST tmoz, having a wisdom tooth EXTRACTED, that even SOUNDS painful doesnt it? And I'm only having chamomile tea to take the pain away ......... nah, not really, I'm going for the NEEDLE, lol ~~ OUCH!!! ( •¨¯`•')

~♥~ To close your eyes will not ease another's pain ~~ Open your EYES and your HEART ~♥~

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ English teacher wrote on blackboard "I aint had no fun in ages" then asked "How do I correct this?" Little boy replies "Get yourself a new fella Miss"⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(✿ ♥‿♥)"People often say that humans have always eaten animals, as if this is a
justification for continuing the practice. According to this logic, we
should not try to prevent people from murdering other people, since this has also been done since the earliest of times"—Isaac Bashevis Singer

★ஜ★It is not impossibilities which fill us with the deepest despair, but possibilities which we have failed to realise ★ஜ★

★ღREFUSE to devote ANY time to painful memories of the past! YOU cannot drive well while looking in the rear view mirror, you're bound to bump into something, so just LET GO, and keep your eye on the road ahead!!!!!!! ★ღ

★•¨¯`•★Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs!!★•¨¯`•★

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Paddy and Mick are sat at the airport when Mick says "I wish I'd brought the television" Paddy asks "Why? Are you bored?" "No, the passports are on top of it"⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

THINK!!!! TO ALL THOSE WHO DECLARE TO LOVE ANIMALS WHO ALSO EAT MEAT - IF I SLIT YOUR DOGS THROAT OR ELECTROCUTED YOUR CAT TOMORROW WOULD THAT BE OK?? THE ANSWER'S PROBABLY NO, BUT YOU DONT MIND IT HAPPENING TO PIGS AND COWS!!!!

~*❀*~More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying they made them in the first place!~*❀*~

~♥~A wise old owl sat on an oak,
The more he saw the less he spoke;
The less he spoke the more he heard;
Why aren't we like that wise old bird? ~♥~

(✿◠‿◠) When my kitty, Jim, wants to go out, he has this look on his pretty little face that implies he has 'places to go and people to see' lol ~ Cats rule, and dont THEY know it!!! (✿◠‿◠)

A sickened mind and spirit
The mirror tells me lies
Could I mistake myself for someone
Who lives behind my eyes?
Will he escape my soul
Or will he live in me?
Is he trying to get out
Or trying to enter me?♫　

~ Humans can breed and breed, yet when another species has a certain quota WE say theres's too many and CULL them ~ 3 words: pot, kettle, black - there's TOO many humans, we're the ones f*cking up the planet and all that lives here, NOT animals!! ~

✥*´¯`*✥We need to find the COURAGE to say "NO" to the things and people that are not serving us if we want to rediscover ourselves and live our lives with authenticity.✥*´¯`*✥

☆•¨¯`•☆To succeed in life, you need three things: a WISHbone, a BACKbone and more importanty, a F*U*N*N*Y bone! ☆•¨¯`•☆　

✿*´¯`✿ I'm so good in bed, I can go for hours ......... SLEEP that is!!!!!!!!!!! Get your mind outta the gutter! NITE NITE peeps, sweet and sexy dreamzzz to u all✿*´¯`✿

•*¨❉¨*• SHERRY or not sherry, that is the question!! •*¨❉¨*•

☛"The idea of having to conform to someone else’s ideal is unacceptable. I’m gonna be me. And if I can’t be me, then I’d rather not do it!" Lenny Kravitz ☚

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~♥~ Do you practice what you preach, or do you turn the other cheek? ~♥~

♥¸¸.•*´¯`♥¸ Toodlepips peeps, my bed's looking MIGHTY comfy and inviting now, so NITE NITE Z z z z z ♥¸¸.•*´¯`♥

(✿◠‿◠)★•¨¯`• ★We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself. ~Lloyd Alexander★•¨¯`• ★

★•¨¯`• ★When writing the story of your life ~~~ Don't let anyone else hold the pen!!★•¨¯`• ★

☀*.¸.* ☀ My life has been one great big joke,

A dance that's walked,

A song that's spoke,

I laugh so hard I almost choke,

When I think about myself.☀*.¸.* ☀　

✿*✿Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. ~P.J. O'Rourke✿*✿

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of OAPS when an old lady taps him on the shoulder and offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.After about 15 minutes, she does the same again. When she's about to hand him another batch, he asks her "Why don't you eat the peanuts?" "We can't chew them because we have no teeth", she replied."We just love the chocolate around them." ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶　

☆.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆Skeptics do it with their eyes open!!☆.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I don't have OCD. I've read 13,253 books on the subject so I should know!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

◕V◕｡)NEED a new laptop (pink if possible , lol ) ~ gonna launch this one into the middle of the next millenium if it doesn't stop p*ssing me about, aarrgghhhh!! (◕V◕｡)

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"First they went after the Communists, and I did not stand up, because I was not a Communist. Then they went after the homosexuals and infirm, and I did not stand up, because I was neither. Then they went after the Jews, and I did not stand up, because I was not a Jew. Then they went after the Catholics, and I did not stand up, because I was Protestant. Finally, they went after me, and there was no one left to stand up for me." - Martin Neimoller, German Pastor who spent 8½ years in a Nazi Concentration Camp

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(✿◠‿◠) Just saw a post that took me back to another lifetime, anyone remember chanting this: " B.A.Y....B.A.Y.....BA.Y. C.I.T.Y. WITH AN R.O. DOUBLE L ... E.R.S .... BAY CITY ROLLERS ARE THE BEST!!! Can't believe I just admited I was a BCR fan, oh the shame, haha (✿◠‿◠)

✯•*´¯`°✯ Until you make the choice to take a chance, your life isn't going to change one bit ~ so QUIT whinging and DO something about it!! ~ ✯•*´¯`°✯

✯¤-´¯`¤ ✯Although we may not see them ღ And they dont make a sound ღ Whenever they are needed ღ Our A*N*G*E*L is around!!! ✯¤-´¯`¤ ✯

✯•*´¯`✯¯`*•If you want your life to be a magnificent story, then begin by realizing that you are the author and everyday you have the opportunity to write a new page.•*´¯`✯´¯`*•✯

★ *★*I'm holding on your rope
Got me ten feet off the ground
And I'm hearing what you say
But I just can't make a sound★ *★*

♫

QUOTE I saw the other day "HOW COME VEGANS ARE SO PASTY LOOKING AND FULL OF HATE"? Oh dear dog (thats not a typo, lol) that made me Giggle My Arse Off, u gotta laugh really (❉◠‿◠)
　
(★◠‿◠) Sometimes,The True reasons Why One may Have Lost One's Mind, May Also Be Good Enough Reasons NOT to Find IT (★◠‿◠)

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Walkng by the river I see this guy in the water waving his arms around shouting "I can't swim". So I shouted back "I can't play the piano either mate, but u dont hear me bragging about it"⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I don't have OCD. I've read 13,253 books on the subject so I should know!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Bob lost his wedding ring yesterday. He had a brief look under the sofa but wasn't really bothered, so his wife told him to look harder. So he shaved his hair, pierced his nose, and had a tattoo, but he STILL couldn't find it.⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

~ We accuse ocean living animals of overfishing and "stealing" OUR fish supplies, but it's THEIRS!! You're never gonna get polar bears or dolphins venturing into OUR back yards stealing OUR carrots or potatoes are you, so what gives us the right to venture into THEIR habitat and steal their food? ~
　
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ❤ Live life fully while you're here ♥ Experience everything ♥ Take care of yourself and your friends ♥ HAVE FUN ♥ bE cRaZy ♥ bE wEiRd ♥ Go out and SCREW up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process ♥ Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes ♥ find the cause of your problem and eliminate it ♥ DON'T TRY TO BE PERFECT ♥ just be an excellent example of being human ♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

　
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WHY DO PEEPS GET SO OFFENDED WHEN WE (VEGANS) SHOW YOU THE HORRORS OF YOUR FOOD??? SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME I SHOULD "RESPECT" THEIR CHOICE TO EAT AN ANIMAL, BUT WTF ABOUT THE CHOICES OF THE ANIMALS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD ~~ HUMANS ARE SO F*CKING SELFISH, IT'S ALL ABOUT "ME, ME, ME, ME" AND DONT REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE SUFFERING THEY'RE PERPETUATING!!

~✿~ Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, then it's not the end.~✿~
　
~♥~ "You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action."~♥~

¯\(©¿©)/¯ Sometimes the 'majority' only means that ALL the fools are on the same side!¯\(©¿©)/¯
　
(✿◠‿◠) I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky, I only went out for a bag of chips, but I got shot in the dangly bits!! lol

•:*´¨`*:•.☆♥LIFE without alot of things would be ok, but life without ANIMALS, NATURE and MUSIC would be simply unimaginable ~~ They're the very ingredients that keep my SOUL ALIVE ♥☆.•:*´¨`*:•.☆♥
　
♥☆•:*´¨`*:•.Life's not always fair * Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a RAINBOW! .•:*´¨`*:•.☆♥

(✿◠‿◠) I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky, I only went out for a bag of chips, but I got shot in the dangly bits!! lol (✿◠‿◠)
　
✥*´¯`*✥We need to find the COURAGE to say "NO" to the things and people that are not serving us if we want to rediscover ourselves and live our lives with authenticity.✥*´¯`*✥

(✖‿✖ )(✖‿✖ )SHi~~~ TING!! (✖‿✖ )(✖‿✖ )

≈♥★•*´¯`❈´¯`*• WHOOSH, as if by MAGIC I was GONE ~~ to NEVER NEVERLAND ~ •. NITE ALL ≈★•*´¯`❈´¯`*•★
　
(❉◠‿◠)Today I went to Specsavers for an eye test, and guess who I bumped into??? ............ Everybody!!!! (❉◠‿◠)
　
　
❤*´¯`* ❤ Some people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they never stopped to enjoy it!❤*´¯`* ❤
　
(✿◠‿◠) Apparently I've still got it, only trouble is I cant remember where I put "it"!(✿◠‿◠)
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠A 9 year old boy goes into a pub and says to the barmaid, "Give me a Scotch on the rocks." She says "You're just a kid do you want to get me in trouble?" "Maybe in a few years," replied the boy. "But in the meantime, I'd still like that Scotch."٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶
　
　
★*.¸.*★Don't think that the dead end is the end of everything .... that's where the turning point is ★*.¸.*★
　
✯•¨¯`• ☽*★Wake me up when tomorrow comes .. Nite nite peeps Z z z z ✯•¨¯`• ☽*★

(❉◠‿◠)ICE BANK MICE ELF(❉◠‿◠)

♥¸¸.•*´¯`♥ Negativity will only make you feel bad, and if you think you'll lose, you WILL. So, CHIN UP, put a SMILE on your face, and show the world you can do ANYTHING ♥¸¸.•*´¯`♥
　
♥♥ Finally getting around to deciding what to do with DADS Ashes ~~~ He's gonna love it .... lots of Lavender and Roses ~ Gonna make him proud ~ RIP Paps, MISS YOU TOO MUCH, hurts too much as always :'(((♥♥♥♥
　
~♥~ "Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and follow where they lead."~♥~
　
★*´¯`☆Shit happens ♦LIFE changes ♦ People change ♦ L•I•F•E ~G•O•E•S ~ O•N ☆ Get over it ♦ GET on with L♥I♥F♥E!!!! ★*´¯`☆
　
✯¤-´¯`¤ ✯You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.✯¤-´¯`¤ ✯
　
"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." ~ALBERT EINSTEIN
　
♥¸¸.•*´¯`♥ C'EST LA VIE !! ♥¸¸.•*´¯`♥

~✦ ~Without insects the world would undoubtedly come to an end ... but by the same token, without humans the world would FLOURISH ~✦ ~
　
(✿◠‿◠) I'm Multi-tasking like a demented squirrel on speed - but it's ok, I'm a woman, I CAN do handstands at the same time!!!!! (✿◠‿◠)

Animals are not food. You've been lied to all your life. Remember back to when you were a child, before you were brainwashed, you liked to pet a lamb, watch the cows "moo", adore litle piglets: they were friends. You would never have wanted to eat a lamb or a pig or any other breathing, feeling, living animal. Animals are not ours to use. We should help them not harm them, they FEEL PAIN just as we do and WANT TO LIVE just as we do ~
　
(✿◠‿◠) Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but underneath these clothes I'm NAKED(✿◠‿◠)
　
★•*¨ Crushing Human Supremacy Ideology one "human" at a time. With a blunt object called TRUTH. •*¨★

☀☽¤´¯`¤ ☼¤´¯`¤ ☀ It's getting kinda late now on this cold Monday Night, and I've gotta be up early, so I'll say 2 y'all "goodnight"!! Z z zz ☽¤´¯`¤ ☼¤´¯`¤ ☀

Not happy with the new photo album viewing setup, get yourselves sorted Bacefook, it's WRONG on every level!! Doing my head RIGHT in, JUMP TO IT!!!

☆•¨¯`• LIFE stops when u stop dreaming. HOPE ends when u stop believing. LOVE ends when u stop caring and FRIENDSHIP ends when u stop commenting on my status!! *.¸.*☆

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2011-02-14T12:38:00.000-08:00

We all have different opinions on lots of subjects, but one thing I WILL NOT change my mind about is my LOVE OF ANIMALS ~ I am open to discussions on many things, but please dont judge me based on the fact that I dont agree on everything you believe ~ We'd all be clones if we were all the same, we're not the same, so enjoy your uniqueness and let me enjoy mine!!

☆•¨¯`•*.¸.*•¨¯If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!¨¯`•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆

☆•¨¯`•*"Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley *•¨¯`•*☆

✫.•*¨`*•✫.I'm Too Young to be THIS old✫.•*¨`*•✫.

Wake up in the morning, stumble on my life

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Can't get no love without sacrifice

If anything should happen, I guess I wish you well

A little bit of heaven, but a little bit of hell♪♫

★*´¯`☆ Take control of your destiny ☼ Believe in yourself ☼ Ignore those who try to discourage you ☼ Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits ☼ Don't give up and dont give in ★*´¯`☆

　✯☽★Weekends over and Mondays on its way, so I'm off to get some well earned kip, to get ready for a brand new day .... NITE NITE Z z z ~ Hope u all have a GREAT week ahead ✯☽★

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✲•*´¯`❈´¯`*•✲ Life's ✲ What ✲ You ✲ Make ❈ It ✲ *´¯`❈´¯`*•✲

When you're weary, feeling small, When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all; I'm on your side. when times get rough And friends just cant be found, Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down. Like a bridge over troubled water ............

❉❉ If you don't want the truth don't ask me. If you want something sugarcoated, go eat a doughnut ❉❉

♪♫Who the hell u calling crazy? You wouldnt know what crazy was, If Charles Manson was eating fruit loops, On your front porch ♪♫

.¸¸✯ALWAYS treat others as you'd like to be treated!★*´¯`´¯`*• .¸¸✯

(❉◠‿◠) ¿noʎ uɐɔ ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ (❉◠‿◠)

(❉◠‿◠) I hold my hands up, I'm only guilty of one "ISM", and that's STUPIDISM (❉◠‿◠)

(✿◠‿◠)So many gods, so many creeds♥so many paths that wind and wind♥while just the art of being kind♥is all the sad world needs- Ella Wheeler Wilcox(✿◠‿◠)

~♥~Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little ~♥~

(❉◠‿◠)I'm a little bit p*ssed off today cos no-one wished me a happy birthday ~~ just as well I guess, cos it's not actually my birthday (❉◠‿◠)

~♥~Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little ~♥~

♥.¸¸ ¸¸. ♥ If you don't have any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.♥.¸¸ ¸¸. ♥

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠Just back from the Hospital, doctors reckon I might have
Pneumonoultrmicroscopicsilicovolcanconosis, but it's really hard to say ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

♥☆•:*´¨`*:•.☆Struggles are required in order to survive in LIFE cos in order to stand up, you gotta know what falling down is like ♥☆•:*´¨`*:•.☆

☼ ☀☽You're getting sleepy. You're getting VEREEE sleeeeeeeeeeepy ... oops, nup that's me ~ I'm getting sleepy, very very sleeeeeepy Zzzzzzzz ☼ ☀☽

★¨¯`•¨¯`•★¨¯`• ★In the hopes of reaching the moon, men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.¨¯`• (★◠‿◠)

　
　
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ I used to hate it at weddings when old aunts come up to me, prod me and cackle "You're next" ~ They soon stopped doing that though when I started doing the same to them at funerals! ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

(✖‿✖ )Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary ... (✖‿✖ )
　
¸.•*´¯` ❈❈ I will conceal the good that I have done to others, whilst advertising the good that others have done to me (Ali 600-66I ) ❈❈ ¯`*•.,
　
❤•¨¯`• ❤Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. ❤•¨¯`• ❤

★♥´´¯`*○ ☆ ○*´¯`*•★ SPRINKLING •*¨☀¨*• YOUR .•¨¯`•.•¨¯`•❀ LIFE •*¨★¨*• WITH •*¨☀¨*• L♥O♥V♥E *´¯`* M*A*G*I*C ☀ AND •*¨★¨*• POSITIVE •*¨☀¨*• ENERGY!! ★♥´´¯`*○ ☆ ○*´¯`*•★

(❉◠‿◠) Little Tommy with a grin,
drank up all his daddy's gin.
Mummy said, when he was plastered,
"go to bed you little .... darling"(❉◠‿◠)
　
　
☆•¨¯`• Seven days without laughter makes one weak! *.¸.*☆
　
☆•.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we don't see the one which has been opened for us •.¸¸.♥•.¸¸.☆

✿•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆WHERE * HOPE * GROWS * MIRACLES * BL✿SS✿M * •¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ •.¸¸.☆

✿☆✯•¨¯`•On a cloudy night When friends were few I closed my eyes and thought of you. A silent hope. A silent tear. A silent wish that you were here ¨¯`•✿☆✯

▀ ▄▀ ▄▀ A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood!!▀ ▄▀ ▄▀

★¨¯`•¨¯`•★I'm strong cos I know my weaknesses ~ I'm alive cos I'm a fighter ~ I'm wise cos I've been foolish ~ I laugh cos I've known sadness★¨¯`•¨¯`•★
　
(✿◠‿◠) Handle every situation like a dog would: if u can't eat it or hump it then Piss on it & walk away(✿◠‿◠)

✯☽★ Starlight ★ Starbright ☆ First star I see tonight ★ I wish I may ★ I wish I might ☆ have the Wish I Wish tonight ★ Nite All, Starry Dreamzzzz 2 u ALL. ✯☽★

♥✯☽★ This service is no longer available but u can leave a message at: WWW/GONETOBED.COM ~ NITE ALL Zzzz ♥✯☽★
　
☆*´¯`*☆Happiness resides not in possessions and not in gold; but in the feeling of happiness that dwells in the soul.☆*´¯`*☆

(★◠‿◠)Just to clarify matters "Yes I WAS dropped on my head as a baby" (★◠‿◠)
　
(✿◠‿◠) So many stupid people; so few asteroids.(✿◠‿◠)

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✯•¨¯`•✯"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never get it. If you dont ask, the answer is always no. If you never step forward, you're always in the same place."✯•¨¯`•✯
　
　
☆ ☆•*¨`*•Reality •*¨`*•used * to * be * a * friend * of * mine •*¨`*•☆ ☆
　
•*¨`*• The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen.•*¨`*•
　
(✿◠‿◠) Forecast for tonight: DARK (✿◠‿◠)
　
¯\(©¿©)/¯ Fluent in SARCASM!!!!!! ¯\(©¿©)/¯
　
♥Prittikitti♥ /\..../\=‘•..•’=♥**♥(.\.||./.)♥¸.•*°☼♥

~♥~COURAGE isn't about having the strength to go on; it's about going on when you don't have the strength ~♥~
　　
♥¸¸.•*´¯`♥If we all had perfect lives, we would never know what HAPPINESS was because we would never be sad to know the difference ♥¸¸.•*´¯`♥

•*¨❉¨*Some peeps think too highly of others and not enough of themselves while many think too highly of themselves and NOT enough of OTHERS *¨❉¨*•

~♫~ So hold your head up high if your poor and righteous,
I know time seems right and the problems seem endless,
But at times of despair we gotta pull ourselves together,
And if you fell you're out the game
Then you need to get back in it,
Coz nothing worse than a quitter y
You gotta face responsibility one day, my brother,
So gather up your pitty and turn it to ambition
And put your vehicle in drive and stop by my side
I'll see you when you get there ~♫~

•*¨❉¨*•Time for some shut-eye, with lush dreams til morning, so toodlepip peeps, I'm yawning, I'm yawning •*¨❉¨*•
¯`✫´¯)Folks may call you different ~ They may say that you can't win ~ But it’s not what’s on the outside ~ It’s what you have within! (¯`✫´¯)

Random Status Updates 15

2011-02-07T13:57:00.000-08:00

¯`*•.¸¸v´¯`*"A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has. " Margaret Mead ¯`*•.¸¸v´¯`*

(✯◠‿◠) It's very impotent that you always remember to spell check (✯◠‿◠)

¯`*•.¸¸v´¯`*I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. ¯`*•.¸¸v´¯`*

Don’t apologize – EVER – for doing what is right. Find your inner badass, and stand up and let yourself be counted for

We vegans have all met people who take our veganism personally. They become defensive when we mention that we don’t eat meat or use any animal products. Some might go directly to the attack: "You think you’re saving the world?" or "Well I’m never going to stop eating meat". This last spoken as a challenge. I have often asked what’s the deal here? All I said was I don’t eat meat. I didn’t ask them what they ate or didn’t eat, I didn’t challenge anyone to a duel. What if I had said "I don’t eat mustard"? Would the reaction be the same? Why not?

(@‿@) What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything!(@‿@)

(@‿@)My inferiority complex aint nearly as good as yours! ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(-̮ -̃)۶

(@‿@) Little pigeon in the sky, Dropping things from way up high. Angry farmer wipes his eye, So very glad that cows don't fly!

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(@‿@) Woman's in bed with husbands best friend when the phone rings. After hanging up, she turns to her lover and says "That was Jim, but don't worry he won't be home for a while, he's playing cards with you!!

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•*¨★¨*•Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell and when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be truly ALIVE!!Cos you'll be dead soon enough.•*¨★¨*•

★´´¯`*○CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE ☆ CHANGE YOUR LIFE !! ○*´¯`★

(★◠‿◠)The Egyptian President is refusing to step down. I think he's in denial. Which is where they'll find his body if he doesn't retire PRETTY soon.(★◠‿◠)

　
★•¨¯`•★If you want to make your DREAMS come true, the first thing you gotta do is WAKE UP ★•¨¯`•★

❈.*´¯`*❈"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." ❈.*´¯`*❈
　
(❉◠‿◠)Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny!!!!(❉◠‿◠)
❤People do not die for us immediately, but remain bathed in a sort of aura of life which bears no relation to true immortality but through which they continue to occupy our thoughts in the same way as when they were alive! RIP Dad x ❤

•*¨¨*•When I'm tired, hungry, beat down, and ready to give up, I see a smile come across the face of my enemy and that's when I decide that I'm ready for round two, b*tches!!•*¨★¨*•

★¸¸.☆There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.★¸¸.☆

★¸¸.☆ Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness! ★¸¸.☆

❤"Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows."❤

❤*´¯`ღ Life lives ♥ Life dies ♥ Life laughs ♥ Life cries ♥ Life gives up and life tries ♥ But life looks different through everyone's eyes!! ❤*´¯`ღ

★☆•¨¯`• ☆★All good things come to those who wait .... but the best things will be taken by those who get there first!!!!★☆•¨¯`• ☆★

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ Woman stands naked in front of her husband and says "I feel all fat and ugly, pay me a compliment" So he says "Your eyesight's perfect darling" ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
　
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♥•.¸¸.☆ Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close to your HEART because you might wake up one day and realize that you've lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones." ♥•.¸¸.☆
　
　
(✿◠‿◠)Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened to someone else and you've got the photos you can upload and tag them in on Facebook.(✿◠‿◠)
　
Do me a favour!! Some tosser MEP wants to see the UN grant cultural status on Fox Hunting because it's 'historically woven into the fabric of rural life'!!!!!!! ~ yeh, like witch burning, cowpox and incest -- presumably!
　
　
(✿◠‿◠)There once was a man from Winsocket. Who road into town on a Rocket. The force from the blast, blew his balls up his @$$ and his pecker was found in his pocket.(✿◠‿◠)
　
BRUCE PARRY NEEDS AN ASS WHIPPING ~ D*CKHEAD OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!!! BUT THAT'S JUST MY OPINION!!
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⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠I geep ketting fy wucking mords fuddled up!!!!!⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ If you're going eastbound down a southbound river in a 4 door canoe and your left front tyre goes flat, how many flapjacks would it take to fill an outhouse?⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠★*.¸.*★I get knocked down, but I get up again, ur NEVER gonna keep me down!★*.¸.*★◕V◕｡)"What have you been reading, the Gospel According to St. Bastard?" - Eddie Izzard (◕V◕｡)

(@‿@)Mr. Tickle met the love of his life. His girlfriend, Tess, said she'd marry him, so long as she didn't have to take his last name (@‿@)

(@‿@) I told u b4, it's not my fault I can't handle responsibility!